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SOY MAKES YOU STRONG! STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! SOY! SOY!!

Postby Reene on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:36 pm

Okay story as I know it.

Szrael grabs Rudius and Woshliol and casts Raise Power (tanks fatigue). They both kill her. While Rudius is attacking her Vaeyrin MBs Rudius and takes his longbow. Woshliol goes in swinging with CL. Vaeyrin dies once or twice. In the process Vaeyrin steals a second longbow from Rudius and Woshliol loses a weapon somewhere and possibly Vaeyrin takes it, I'm way too fucking tired to go back and verify details. Now during this whole thing Szrael didn't get anyone's weapon, but Woshliol goes batshit insane and tells her he'll walk her if she doesn't give his weapon which he admits to knowing she doesn't have back (????). The killing starts, to the tune of 10+ deaths, so a group of us in IRC go "aw hell naw" and head to Crossing. There is death, Navak and I both kill Wosh once, then he calls Trop and Galain (how's it feel to be a massive toolbag btw) in to "settle" things for him.

Now I have Wosh's screen name from several years ago when I knew him in Shard, so I decide to IM him and try reasoning with him. What happens next is amazing. This shit is so crazy that I'm only posting this one log here because it seriously says it all.

(10:25:30 PM) Reene: So are you done yet? This has gotten beyond absurd, you're on the far side of policy as it is and your little buddy has already reported one of us.
(10:25:50 PM) Woshliol: im alre3ady reported by you cocksuckers
(10:25:57 PM) Woshliol: fuckin asshole faggot fuckers
(10:25:59 PM) Reene: None of us reported you.
(10:26:02 PM) Reene: I can assure you of that.
(10:26:09 PM) Reene: We came to back Szrael up because Szrael didn't do anything wrong.
(10:26:17 PM) Reene: You got your revenge. This is way, way, way beyond acceptable.
(10:26:18 PM) Woshliol: yeah right
(10:26:21 PM) Woshliol: fuck off
(10:26:25 PM) Woshliol: they got our weapons
(10:26:28 PM) Reene: She didn't.
(10:26:32 PM) Reene: Talk to Vaeyrin about that.
(10:26:47 PM) Reene: And I know at least one of the longbows was returned to Rudius.
(10:27:40 PM) Woshliol: this is horse shit,she started all this,callked vaeyrin in
(10:27:46 PM) Woshliol: now shes gonna pay
(10:27:49 PM) Reene: Vaeyrin jumped in on his own.
(10:27:51 PM) Reene: That's the kind of guy he is.
(10:27:52 PM) Woshliol: all you fuckers
(10:27:54 PM) Reene: Why don't you go after him.
(10:27:56 PM) Woshliol: are in deep shit now
(10:27:59 PM) Woshliol: report me
(10:28:06 PM) Reene: I don't think anyone wants to do that.
(10:28:07 PM) Woshliol: i killed his gay ass already
(10:28:13 PM) Reene: I think we would rather you calm down and look at the situation rationally.
(10:28:32 PM) Woshliol: for starters,who the fuck are you?
(10:28:39 PM) Woshliol: and how did you get this aim
(10:28:58 PM) Reene: You don't remember me huh? We used to hang out down in Shard.
(10:29:10 PM) Woshliol: doubtful
(10:29:13 PM) Woshliol: i dont like you
(10:29:29 PM) Reene: Actually I think you helped me figure out an MD script once.
(10:29:34 PM) Reene: It was a few years ago.
(10:30:24 PM) Woshliol: i wish all you scriptin uckers would die
(10:30:28 PM) Reene: So yeah, why don't you just take a step back and try to calm down about the whole situation.
(10:30:29 PM) Woshliol: worthless
(10:32:20 PM) Woshliol: galain and trop are in town now fuckers
(10:32:25 PM) Woshliol: shes just about go time
(10:32:44 PM) Reene: And Jhime can be here in 5 minutes. Galain is poorly trained and Jhime has killed Trop before.
(10:32:46 PM) Reene: You do not have the bigger guns here.
(10:33:03 PM) Reene: You're being completely irrational about this and it's going to end in lockouts, and not for any of us.
(10:33:14 PM) Reene: No one wants to see that but when you're trying to walk someone the GMs tend to step in regardless.
(10:33:34 PM) Woshliol: walk her?
(10:33:41 PM) Woshliol: i wouldnt walk anyone
(10:33:52 PM) Reene: You told her you were going to walk her.
(10:34:08 PM) Woshliol: no,i did not
(10:34:14 PM) Woshliol: never said such
(10:34:35 PM) Woshliol: and you caelumia
(10:34:39 PM) Reene: And either way - Szrael never touched your items.
(10:34:42 PM) Woshliol: are in some deep mf shit
(10:34:44 PM) Reene: You really have zero ground for all this killing.
(10:34:48 PM) Reene: I highly doubt it.
(10:34:51 PM) Woshliol: dont
(10:34:56 PM) Woshliol: im reporting you

(10:34:57 PM) Woshliol: smile
(10:35:00 PM) Reene: Okay. That's fine.
(10:35:02 PM) Woshliol: just like you fuckers did me
(10:35:05 PM) Reene: No one reported you.
(10:35:16 PM) Reene: But you were trying to walk someone, so I wouldn't be surprised if you got a nasty SEND or three. That shit tends to happen.
(10:35:19 PM) Woshliol: right,thats why im in the gods office right now
(10:35:33 PM) Reene: Go ahead and ask if anyone reported you.
(10:35:39 PM) Reene: And they're GMs not gods.
(10:35:41 PM) Woshliol: and you scripter fuckers
(10:35:45 PM) Woshliol: wouldnt lie?
(10:35:47 PM) Woshliol: lol
(10:35:48 PM) Woshliol: good one
(10:35:58 PM) Reene: I'm personally not a liar, nor do I particularly hold well with reporting people over PvP.
(10:36:21 PM) Woshliol: hey yopu guys get just what you want
(10:36:22 PM) Reene: I do believe a line has been crossed and an amicable agreement can be reached, the terms of that agreement mainly being you deciding to fuck off already before you get a bad GM.
(10:36:37 PM) Woshliol: go suck a gm dick you cunt
(10:37:23 PM) Woshliol: you wanna play with wosh bitch?
(10:37:26 PM) Woshliol: fuckin eh
(10:37:30 PM) Woshliol: you get your chance
(10:37:41 PM) Reene: To be honest I don't really care.
(10:37:49 PM) Reene: Chances are I know policy better than you do. Your threats of reporting do not scare me.
(10:37:56 PM) Woshliol: ill drop you like vaeyrin,stolas khalikryst before
(10:37:59 PM) Woshliol: yer nothin
(10:38:04 PM) Woshliol: no diferent than me
(10:38:16 PM) Reene: I wouldn't brag about killing Stolas or Khalikryst.
(10:38:18 PM) Reene: Hell, I can kill them.
(10:38:25 PM) Woshliol: they 100 plus
(10:38:28 PM) Woshliol: im not
(10:38:30 PM) Reene: That doesn't mean anything.
(10:38:47 PM) Reene: I'm 72nd and have no problems killing warrior mages in your circle bracket. I have done it before.
(10:39:42 PM) Reene: Stolas has less than 250 evasion. Killing him isn't anything particularly amazing. Khalikryst has around 300. Vaeyrin is slightly better trained, and could probably offer you a fair fight. Seeing as Vaeyrin's the one that took your stuff, I'm perplexed as to why you don't simply take the fight to him instead of picking on one 30th circle Empath.
(10:49:22 PM) Woshliol: vaeyrin doesnt have my things
(10:49:25 PM) Woshliol: hes got rudis
(10:49:33 PM) Woshliol: all you lil cocksuckers helpin each other out
(10:49:50 PM) Woshliol: i should go to a con and just smash you fuckers irl
(10:49:58 PM) Reene: Hell yes I'm going to come help out a friend of mine getting plowed by a 90+ Warrior Mage when she doesn't even have the items you're accusing her of stealing.
(10:57:14 PM) Woshliol: alright im out
(10:57:19 PM) Woshliol: where are ya
(10:57:23 PM) Woshliol: since ya so hard
(10:58:29 PM) Reene: A GM just pulled me up so you'll have to wait.
(10:58:44 PM) Woshliol: good for ya ya fuckin bitch
(10:58:48 PM) Woshliol: get some
(11:10:38 PM) Reene: Haha, that was fun. I like Aurdun, he's a froody guy. :)
(11:10:40 PM) Reene: You take care now sweetcheeks.
(11:14:08 PM) Woshliol: im gopnna take care of you cunt
(11:18:24 PM) Woshliol: you reportin cocksuckers
(11:18:30 PM) Woshliol: all bitchin about how you wont
(11:18:35 PM) Woshliol: whats the first fuckin thing ya do
(11:18:39 PM) Woshliol: report
(11:18:45 PM) Reene: I would actually like it if you would leave me alone now, per GM requests.
(11:18:53 PM) Reene: As I understand it's mutual.
(11:18:58 PM) Woshliol: fuck you whore
(11:19:08 PM) Woshliol: cunt slut fuckin twat
(11:20:45 PM) Woshliol: i think ill just go to the con and slap the dog fuck outta all you punk asses
(11:20:49 PM) Woshliol: i been in jail alot
(11:20:58 PM) Woshliol: i dont mind goin back to get you fuckers
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<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
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Re: SOY MAKES YOU STRONG! STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! SOY! SOY!!

Postby Mike4169 on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:37 pm

That's not why I showed up
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Postby Kolaisa on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:38 pm

Courtney, can you puts this on the main page plz?
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Do the women there have exposed clitorati?


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Postby Reene on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:48 pm

this is the crazy that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
some people started prodding it not knowing what it was
and he'll continue soying out forever just because...

ETA: GOD HE KEEPS IMING ME.

(11:31:46 PM) Woshliol: awww,got more help eh
(11:31:54 PM) Woshliol: poor little strange
(11:42:41 PM) Woshliol: there ya go assholes
(11:42:44 PM) Woshliol: im locked out now
(11:42:50 PM) Woshliol: yay,go party

(11:44:54 PM) Woshliol: reportin cool guys
(11:44:59 PM) Woshliol: strange is soooo cool
(11:45:02 PM) Woshliol: all of ya
(11:45:04 PM) Woshliol: soooooooooooo so cool
(11:51:52 PM) Woshliol: cause thats what happens to people who report,they get locked out. you fuckers are a joke man
(11:52:10 PM) Woshliol: send strange after me eh?
(11:52:12 PM) Woshliol: lol
(11:52:15 PM) Woshliol: gooooood
(11:57:54 PM) Woshliol: just gonna say onje last thing to you
(11:58:07 PM) Woshliol: i was hauled in first because i was reported
(11:58:17 PM) Woshliol: i DID NOT report you or navak or anyone else
(11:58:23 PM) Woshliol: i am lo now
(11:58:25 PM) Woshliol: so
(11:58:35 PM) Woshliol: whatever it is it is
(11:58:41 PM) Woshliol: but i didnt report anyone
(11:58:46 PM) Woshliol: never have never will


:psyduck:
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<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
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Postby Mike4169 on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:54 pm

This is from Wosh. I thought you would get a kick out of this.

This is your 5th warning. Most warnings beyond two will result in revocation of your playing privileges for ever-increasing periods of time, up to and including full account termination. Please refer to Simutronics policy for more information.

******************OFFICIAL GAMEMASTER WARNING******************
***************************************************************

>
Aurdun says, "You've been told repeatedly to let this go AND had it go your way."
>
Aurdun says, "I've dealt with you for almost two hours."
>say you are high
You say, "you are high"
>say fuck off
You say, "fuck off"
Mike4169 (12:43:12 AM): lol
militantwarmage (12:43:38 AM): Aurdun asks, "Why did you thump Severa?"
>wear my glo
You slip some mail gloves onto your hands.
>say ask her
You say, "ask her"
>
Aurdun says, "I'm asking you."
>say she had things to say earlier
You say, "she had things to say earlier"
>say i dont wanna hear em
You say, "i dont wanna hear em"
>
Aurdun says, "I STRONGLY advise you against giving me any lip."
>say ya know what?
You ask, "ya know what?"
>snort
You snort, loudly.
>say i think you are an sc member
You say, "i think you are an sc member"
>lol
You laugh!
>say cute
You say, "cute"
>
Aurdun says, "Okay, you know what? I've had it."
>sa ya well
You say, "ya well"
>
militantwarmage (12:44:04 AM): Aurdun says, "I got you your sword and ended this."
>say punish the good guy
You say, "punish the good guy"
>say ask her why shes here?
You ask, "ask her why shes here?"
>
Aurdun says, "You refuse to let this go despite me giving you a ton of slack."
>say no matter right
You say, "no matter right"
>say shes here to mess with me
You say, "shes here to mess with me"
>
Aurdun says, "You continue to insult not only me, but my intelligence."
>say and yer bitchin at me
You say, "and yer bitchin at me"
>say how so
You say, "how so"
>


militantwarmage (12:44:31 AM): Aurdun says, "You've been moved here and will remin here for a period of 48 hours."
>say thats fine aurdun
Only a GM can hear you talk now.
>say do what ya gotta do
Only a GM can hear you talk now.
>say go protect the sc now,they miss ya
Only a GM can hear you talk now.
>
Aurdun says, "You are causing more problems with every inch of rope I give you. We're done. I hope you can cool down soon. Have a good night."
>
Mike4169 (12:45:26 AM): only 48 hours, she is nice lol
>
Aurdun says, "You are causing more problems with every inch of rope I give you. We're done. I hope you can cool down soon. Have a good night."
>
Aurdun is enrobed in a swirl of tiny floating jewel-like lights, which materialize from nowhere and dance around him like flickering bits of lightning. As they fade, so does Aurdun, who quickly dissipates like a fragile summer storm.
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Postby huldah's pal on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:57 pm

Mike4169 wrote:That's not why I showed up



Curious. Why?
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Postby Mike4169 on Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:59 pm

I just enjoy the PVP with this group.

Oh and whoever Venture happens to be is pretty funny lol. He stole my weapon after Maz killed me and messed with me about it. He said something like I spend my $2000 on plasma tv's not DR characters lol
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Postby huldah's pal on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:02 am

Mike4169 wrote:I just enjoy the PVP with this group.

Oh and whoever Venture happens to be is pretty funny lol. He stole my weapon after Maz killed me a messed with me about it. He said something like I spend my $2000 on plasma tv's not DR characters lol


Plasma tvs are pretty nice.
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Postby Mike4169 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:04 am

I have an LCD on my wall. Like them better. But yeah I would take a Plasma for free
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Postby Augustus on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:04 am

Reene wrote:...then he calls Trop and Galain (how's it feel to be a massive toolbag btw) in to "settle" things for him.
Mike4169 wrote:That's not why I showed up


Didn't you just get done saying in another thread that you only play one character?

I remember the other day after killing Lennede and Woshliol, Trop and Galain showed up in xing and tried to play moral crusader. Some long diatribe about killing Empaths and other preconventional DR ethics. He (the player) had Trop and Galain agreeing with each other and debating with Luc like they're two different people who just happen to agree.
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Postby Mike4169 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:09 am

Augustus wrote:
Reene wrote:...then he calls Trop and Galain (how's it feel to be a massive toolbag btw) in to "settle" things for him.
Mike4169 wrote:That's not why I showed up


Didn't you just get done saying in another thread that you only play one character?

I remember the other day after killing Lennede and Woshliol, Trop and Galain showed up in xing and tried to play moral crusader. Some long diatribe about killing Empaths and other preconventional DR ethics. He (the player) had Trop and Galain agreeing with each other and debating with Luc like they're two different people who just happen to agree.


Not sure how many times I can explain this. I am only Galain. I am the only one that plays him. I thought Luceano wanted that to play out. It's all for fun right? If you dont want me involved tell me. I just cannot find people that do not report anymore and I know you are one that doesnt. So I mess with you. Trop is a RL friend of mine so yeah we tend to agree. Just like most people here defend each other all the time. There is nobody else to PVP against this way in the entire game now.
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Postby Vaeyrin on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:17 am

I still have consent on him, so as soon as he gets off his 48 hour lockout I'm going to go make him go soy crazy again by killing him and having the GM's tell him to eat a dick.
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Postby Totenus on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:24 am

Mike4169 wrote:
Just like most people here defend each other all the time.


Yes, this is a homogeneous, harmonious group and we are all friends. :psyduck:
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Postby Deliverator on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:28 am

The beginning:

The russet lynx growls, "you will need those favors wench.....death comes for you"
>
You say, "I'm not sure -why-."

You ask, "Care to explain?"

The russet lynx growls, "you have 1 day to return our weapons"

You say, "-I- don't have your weapons."

You say, "I never took part in any of that business."
>
The russet lynx growls, "or the killing begins"

You say, "You have no call to kill me. I haven't done anything to you. I never took any of your weapons."
>
The russet lynx growls, "you are a liar. you set rudius up big time"

You say, "Rudius murdered me in cold blood."

You shrug.

The russet lynx growls, "and i have consent when you drained my stamina as part of your plan"

You notice as a russet lynx scratches itself.

You say, "Consent? You certainly don't have my consent to kill me."

The russet lynx growls, "and send for vaeyrin.....im faaaar from done with him"

The russet lynx growls, "i most certainly do"

You ask, "What are you talking about?"

The russet lynx growls, "and i also know kemosiris has my blade"

You say, "Well, then you know I'm not involved."

The russet lynx growls, "you guys wanna play games and mess with good people,yer gonna pay"

The russet lynx growls, "i will kill you all"


The deaths:

Rudius suddenly appears!
* Someone snipes a basilisk head arrow at you. You fail to dodge. The arrow lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that explodes the heart and lungs with a bone-shattering blow to the chest.The basilisk head arrow lodges itself savagely into you!
Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died! Already, you feel the tug of eternity upon your spirit and you struggle to remain tied to this world.

Woshliol inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward you!
The incendiary spittle blasts you in your chest!
A russet lynx gets a sad look in its eyes before wandering off.
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Woshliol on the charge of murder!

Woshliol inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward you!
The incendiary spittle blasts you in your abdomen!
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Woshliol on the charge of murder!

Woshliol inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward you!
The incendiary spittle blasts you in your chest!
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Woshliol on the charge of murder!

Woshliol inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward you!
The incendiary spittle blasts you in your chest!
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Woshliol on the charge of murder!

Woshliol inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward you!
The incendiary spittle blasts you in your head!
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Woshliol on the charge of murder!

Pythol comes out of hiding.
* Pythol fires a blood red arrow at you. You attempt to evade. The arrow lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that drives the blood red arrow under the sternum to pierce the heart.The blood red arrow lodges itself savagely into you!
A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Pythol on the charge of murder!
A troupe of guards come riding up on some splendid Clan steeds! The leader says, "So we've found you, Pythol! Time to pay the price for your crimes!"
Without warning the guards manacle and chain Pythol, kick his feet out from under him, and lift him onto a horse. Congratulating themselves at their capture, the guards ride off with their prisoner.
[You're solidly balanced]
* Pythol fires a blood red arrow at you. You fail to dodge. The arrow lands a spine-rattling strike that explodes the heart and lungs with a bone-shattering blow to the chest.The blood red arrow lodges itself savagely into you!
[You're solidly balanced]

Navak says to Woshliol, "Halt your random assaults and stand down, or you will be restrained."

After which Woshliol died.

And then he died again. Sadly I missed those parts.


Some Smack talk:

Woshliol says, "you are gonna die"
>
Woshliol's grave fades away, disappearing.
>
Woshliol says, "all of you"
>
Woshliol says, "you wanna call your friends"
>
Woshliol says, "ill be speakin with trop and galain now"
>
Woshliol says, "all yer asses gonna be burned at the stake"
>
Woshliol says, "worhtless bastards"

You say, "I didn't call them."

You say, "They noticed me dying."
>
You say, "And came to find out what was going on."
>
Woshliol says, "they gonna notice it more"
>
Woshliol says, "alot more"
>
You say, "You should just call off this futile crusade."
>
Woshliol asks, "futile?"
>
Woshliol says, "i think not"

You ask, "What is it getting you?"

You say, "I'm getting favors faster than you can kill me."
>
Woshliol says, "i do not care"

You say, "Unless you enjoy your time in jail."

Woshliol says, "ill catch ya out of town sooner or later"

Woshliol says, "then we play games"

Woshliol laughs!

Rudius asks, "hmm?"

Woshliol says, "give me a bow so i can shoot this whore"

Rudius offers Woshliol a mistwood longbow.

Woshliol accepts Rudius's mistwood longbow.

Woshliol asks, "arrow?"

Rudius nods.

You wave.
> go doo

Woshliol turns to face you.
Woshliol appears to be aiming at you with his mistwood longbow.



ETA: Also, In case this wasn't clear, I didn't report Woshliol. The GM's sent me a couple of sends asking me if I was okay, but I told them everything was alright. After like the sixth death, they pulled me up. At first I thought Woshliol reported me, but in retrospect I think it was just that there was pratically a riot brewing at the bank and the drama bomb was disrupting the game environment, or whatever.
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You hear a soft whisper along the side of your head, "I must say it's a delight to see such a violent Empath, it'll be interesting to see what happens when you turn."
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Re: SOY MAKES YOU STRONG! STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! SOY! SOY!!

Postby mazrian on Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:32 am

THE SAGA OF TROP AND GALAIN (reader's digest):

Tropicalo has just arrived.
Tropicalo says "I am a giant, gaping, varicose vagina who bought the biggest WM in the game because my last bought character's skills just couldn't correct for my deficiency as a human being."
Everyone Else replies "We know."
Mazrian says "Come fite."

(Mazrian attacks Trop, fails because of safe room, then spends 30 minutes trying to convince him that hiding in a safe room isn't putting his investment to work)
Tropicalo whines "No I'd rather park my $5,000 worth of biggest-character-in-the-game in this saferoom and bitch about how everyone is going to report me if I attack the WM who tried to jump me (and failed b/c of safe room)."

Luckily, friend Galain shows up to bolster Trop's spine (sold separately, I guess) and thump people in the safe room. Unluckily, Galain forgot an avoid.

[The Crossing, Town Green Southeast]
This tranquil corner of the Green has a small bower of entwined modwyn vines, laden with tempting, grape-like clusters. A limestone bench and some sawed-off sections of trees that serve as rustic stools make up an open-air performance space, where bards, musicians and poets can demonstrate their talents. You also see a gaping fiery fissure, a white bear that is sitting, a giant hairless polar bear that is sitting, a grass path leading behind the amphitheater, the Amphitheater gate, a hale and sturdy young oak, a gilded walkway and a young alchemist student.
Also here: Jouster Kolaisa, Galain, Cidral, Contract Killer Shayloe, Ruffian Fintrial, Sandstorm Terra, Waylay who is sitting, Mana Seeker Venture, Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo, Ysselt, Marsais
Obvious paths: north, west, northwest.
Ysselt exclaims, "Attack cat!"

Tropicalo puts his broadsword in his traveler's backpack.

Kolaisa bows his head and chants a prayer.

You notice Waylay slip into a hiding place.

Tropicalo gets a steel hammer with a lion's head handle from inside his traveler's backpack. I WAS AFEARED BEFORE BUT WITH TWO 150TH CIRCLE WMS WE CAN'T LOSE.

Waylay comes out of hiding.

Your mind hears Silvaria thinking, "sorry Immortallis"

Kolaisa points at Galain, ruining his hiding place.

Venture manages to gain control of his vocal chords.

Waylay raises his arms skyward, chanting.

Awakener Celturian just arrived.

Venture says, "lol"

You feel fully prepared to cast your spell.

Awakener Celturian just went west.

Venture says, "pathetic"

Kolaisa peers quizzically at Galain.

Galain asks, "holding his hand?"

Kolaisa asks, "Why hide?"

>whisper Kol Doo it.
You whisper to Kolaisa.

Galain grins at Kolaisa.

Your mind hears Silvaria thinking, "still need one sold?"

Kolaisa grabs Galain's arm and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.

Kolaisa holds hands with Galain.

Tropicalo snickers.

Jouster Kolaisa's group just went west.

>w
[The Crossing, Town Green South]
A gap in the stand of lunat trees leads south into Lunat Shade Road. In that general direction lie Berolt's Dry Goods, the Town Hall, the soaring presence of the Temple, the Provincial Bank and other key structures. A few loafers loll on the grass, watching those entering and leaving the Green. Sparrows, jays and other birds call to one another from the treetops, flitting back and forth between their nests and roosts in the dense hedges bordering the park.
Also here: Galain, Jouster Kolaisa, Awakener Celturian, Aillen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest.

You gesture at Galain.
The mana you were holding contributes to the spell.
You manage to channel most of your energy into the spell. The rest is wasted.
Galain's ethereal shield crackles with energy!
A sheet of slippery ice forms beneath Galain!
Galain barely manages to stay on his feet.
Roundtime: 4 seconds.

You say, "Hmm."

You say, "Close"

Galain seems to be concentrating intently on something.

Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo just went west.

Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo just arrived.

Tropicalo moves into a position to dodge.

You trace an arcane sigil in the air, shaping the pattern of the Aether Cloak spell.

Professor of Medicine Severa just went west.

Professor of Medicine Severa just arrived.

>n
[The Crossing, Town Green North]
A small path of bent grass leads to a narrow stretch of cobblestones between the grass and the privet hedge that stands before Milgrym the Weaponsmith's. The town's main source of serviceable arms, Milgrym does a good trade and has a solid reputation. The stream of customers, though steady, seems careful not to disturb the usual tranquility of the facing greensward. You also see the town green pond and a public listings board.
Also here: War Healer Heartsfyre
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south, southwest, west.

You tap into the mana from fifteen of the surrounding streams and attempt to keep it channeling in a stream around you.
Roundtime: 3 seconds

Jouster Kolaisa's group just arrived.

Galain just went north.

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
War Healer Heartsfyre just arrived.

War Healer Heartsfyre just went north.

Galain just arrived.

You tap into the mana from fifteen of the surrounding streams and add it to the significant amount already streaming around you.
Roundtime: 3 seconds

Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo just arrived.

Galain searches around for a moment.
Galain has spotted you!

HR>s
You come out of hiding.
[The Crossing, Town Green South]
A gap in the stand of lunat trees leads south into Lunat Shade Road. In that general direction lie Berolt's Dry Goods, the Town Hall, the soaring presence of the Temple, the Provincial Bank and other key structures. A few loafers loll on the grass, watching those entering and leaving the Green. Sparrows, jays and other birds call to one another from the treetops, flitting back and forth between their nests and roosts in the dense hedges bordering the park. You also see a giant hairless polar bear.
Also here: Professor of Medicine Severa, Awakener Celturian, Aillen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest.

Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo just went west.

Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo just arrived.

Battle Empath Artila just arrived.

Jouster Kolaisa just went west.
Jouster Kolaisa just arrived.

>s
[The Crossing, Lunat Shade Road]
Majestic lunat trees line this byway, donated by the town's prosperous traders, a reminder of how their Guild delights in improving the quality of life for beings all over Elanthia. One such wealthy merchant, though not as ostentatious as most, is Berolt, the dry goods dealer. His venerable general store here outfits adventurers with all the basic necessities. The row of trees on the north side of the street also serves to shade the south half of Town Green.
Also here: Creditor Kaaching
Obvious paths: north, east, south.

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

HR>l
[The Crossing, Lunat Shade Road]
Majestic lunat trees line this byway, donated by the town's prosperous traders, a reminder of how their Guild delights in improving the quality of life for beings all over Elanthia. One such wealthy merchant, though not as ostentatious as most, is Berolt, the dry goods dealer. His venerable general store here outfits adventurers with all the basic necessities. The row of trees on the north side of the street also serves to shade the south half of Town Green.
Obvious paths: north, east, south.

// From my familiiar.
You notice as a giant hairless polar bear lumbers into the area.
Jouster Kolaisa just arrived.
Cidral seems to be concentrating intently on something.
Tropicalo says, "where he go"
You tap into the mana from fifteen of the surrounding streams and add it to the large amount already streaming around you.
Roundtime: 3 seconds
Jouster Kolaisa just went north.
Tropicalo searches around for a moment.
Venture says, "lol"
Venture says, "idiot"
Ysselt shrugs.
Tropicalo says, "oh you can talk now"
Hardiin just arrived.
Cidral gestures.
Hardiin just went south.
Knifer Dridjen just arrived.
Knifer Dridjen just went north.
Venture says, "WHREE HE G"
Battle Empath Artila just arrived.
Battle Empath Artila just went east.
Venture says, "WHERE HE IS"
You feel fully attuned to the mana streams again.
A small tongue of fire licks out along the edges of a large fiery fissure.
Cidral seems to be concentrating intently on something.
Tropicalo says, "IS HE WHERE"
Jouster Kolaisa just arrived.
Knifer Dridjen just arrived.
Kolaisa gets a cambrinth orb from inside his backpack.
Tropicalo says, "i can move words too"
Knifer Dridjen just went north.
Venture says, "No."
Venture says, "its funnier when I do it"
Tropicalo says, "ON"
Venture says, "Because Im not a 150th bought character"
>hid
You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Venture asks, "see how that's ironic?"
Tropicalo says, "no your a 30th bought character"
Venture says, "Sad for you"
Venture says, "No Im a level 10 newb"

>n
[The Crossing, Town Green South]
A gap in the stand of lunat trees leads south into Lunat Shade Road. In that general direction lie Berolt's Dry Goods, the Town Hall, the soaring presence of the Temple, the Provincial Bank and other key structures. A few loafers loll on the grass, watching those entering and leaving the Green. Sparrows, jays and other birds call to one another from the treetops, flitting back and forth between their nests and roosts in the dense hedges bordering the park.
Also here: Awakener Celturian, Aillen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest.

Marsais just went west.

Marsais just arrived.

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Marsais just went south.

Venture says, "Who can kill you with the act verb"

Galain comes out of hiding.
Galain gestures at you.
A bolt of bluish lightning blazes out of the sky toward you!
There is a blazing flash of bluish lightning from the west.
Your dark mantle of aether flutters angrily as if caught in a sudden wind.
The targeting matrix of Galain's spell is twisted and pulled apart by your Aether Cloak.
Your hair stands on end as the lightning bolt strikes nearby!

Galain says, "almost"

Galain grins.

You begin to advance on Galain.

You gesture.
The mana you were holding contributes to the spell.
The dark mantle of aether surrounding you fades away.
You manage to channel quite a lot of your energy into the spell. The rest is wasted.
Harnessing the winds to your will, you throw your hand up and a gale explodes outward!
Galain's ethereal shield crackles with energy!

Galain is hit by a wall of churning air but somehow miraculously avoids being affected!

>n
[The Crossing, Town Green North]
A small path of bent grass leads to a narrow stretch of cobblestones between the grass and the privet hedge that stands before Milgrym the Weaponsmith's. The town's main source of serviceable arms, Milgrym does a good trade and has a solid reputation. The stream of customers, though steady, seems careful not to disturb the usual tranquility of the facing greensward. You also see the town green pond and a public listings board.
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south, southwest, west.

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You have lost sight of your target, so you stop advancing.

You trace an arcane sigil in the air, shaping the pattern of the Aether Cloak spell.
You gesture.
Everything seems to darken and you feel slightly colder as a cloak of aether folds itself possesively about you.
Galain comes out of hiding.
Galain gestures at you.
A bolt of bluish lightning blazes out of the sky toward you!
There is a blazing flash of bluish lightning from the northwest.
Your dark mantle of aether flutters angrily as if caught in a sudden wind.
The targeting matrix of Galain's spell is twisted and pulled apart by your Aether Cloak.
Your hair stands on end as the lightning bolt strikes nearby!

(I run around some more, then come back)


>s
[The Crossing, Town Green South]
A gap in the stand of lunat trees leads south into Lunat Shade Road. In that general direction lie Berolt's Dry Goods, the Town Hall, the soaring presence of the Temple, the Provincial Bank and other key structures. A few loafers loll on the grass, watching those entering and leaving the Green. Sparrows, jays and other birds call to one another from the treetops, flitting back and forth between their nests and roosts in the dense hedges bordering the park.
Also here: Galain, Awakener Celturian, Aillen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest.

>tar gal
You begin to weave mana lines into a target pattern around Galain.

You shrug.

Galain puts his sword in his traveler's pack.

You begin to advance on Galain.

Galain just went south.

You focus on stretching an aethereal pathway between your spell matrix and your targeting matrix to enhance the accuracy of your targeted spells.
Cidral gestures.

Your patterns dissipate because your target is no longer in range.

[The Crossing, Lunat Shade Road]
Majestic lunat trees line this byway, donated by the town's prosperous traders, a reminder of how their Guild delights in improving the quality of life for beings all over Elanthia. One such wealthy merchant, though not as ostentatious as most, is Berolt, the dry goods dealer. His venerable general store here outfits adventurers with all the basic necessities. The row of trees on the north side of the street also serves to shade the south half of Town Green.
Also here: Galain
Obvious paths: north, east, south.

Galain moves a steel hammer with a lion's head handle to his right hand.

You close to pole weapon range on Galain.

* Driving in like the irresistable force of a cyclone, Galain throws a steel hammer with a lion's head handle at you. [b]You block with a small granite shield.
The steel hammer lands nearby![b] FAIL
[You're incredibly balanced and in excellent position.]

That won't affect your current attunement very much.
You trace an arcane sigil in the air, shaping the pattern of the Lightning Bolt spell.

You close to melee range on Galain.


Galain retreats from you. (Yes, FLEEEEEEEE)

You begin to weave mana lines into a target pattern around Galain.

Galain retreats from you.

Galain just went north.

>n
[The Crossing, Town Green South]
A gap in the stand of lunat trees leads south into Lunat Shade Road. In that general direction lie Berolt's Dry Goods, the Town Hall, the soaring presence of the Temple, the Provincial Bank and other key structures. A few loafers loll on the grass, watching those entering and leaving the Green. Sparrows, jays and other birds call to one another from the treetops, flitting back and forth between their nests and roosts in the dense hedges bordering the park.
Also here: Galain, Awakener Celturian, Aillen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest.

The formation of the target pattern around Galain has completed.

You search around for a moment.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You don't find anything of interest here.

You begin watching for the presence of Galain.

Galain comes out of hiding.
Galain gestures at you.
Your ethereal shield crackles with energy!
Glistening blue lines floating in the air shudder with the force of the spell!
A sheet of slippery ice forms beneath you!
You struggle to maintain your footing on the treacherous ice.

Your target pattern is already focused on Galain!

You search around for a moment.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You notice Galain, who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.

R>cast Galain
Cidral seems to be concentrating intently on something.
You gesture at Galain.
The mana you were holding contributes to the spell.
The dark mantle of aether surrounding you fades away.
You manage to channel quite a lot of your energy into the spell. The rest is wasted.
A bolt of bluish lightning blazes out of the sky toward Galain!
There is a blazing flash of bluish lightning from the west.
Galain's ethereal shield crackles with energy!
Roundtime: 2 seconds.

A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Mazrian on the charge of murder!

A troupe of guards come riding up on some splendid Clan steeds! The leader says, "So we've found you, Mazrian! Time to pay the price for your crimes!"

Without warning the guards manacle and chain you, kick your feet out from under you, and lift you onto a horse. Gloating to themselves, the guards ride you to the jail.
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