Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Special Library of Legendary Threads

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby huldah's pal on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:15 pm

incarna wrote:
Reene wrote:And the other one was from that party Meanne threw that I got thrown out of but still have a gift from, so if you want one incarna I probably still have it.


<3 but no need, I don't think I could wear one now without thinking of this dude. That heart-gem thing kinda creeped me out, it made me think of that scene from the Dune movie where the Baron opens the heart plug on one of his slave boys. I am a big pussy when it comes to circulatory stuff, and screwing around with the body in general. I have no idea how I've survived being a type 1 diabetic for 17 years.



That's totally what I thought of, it's like the Harkonnen plug but all blinged the fuck out.
huldah's pal
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 4281
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:52 am
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Character Name: NM. Dont ask about SWTOR

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:21 pm

I decided to look for this heart plug thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3K-jRXi ... re=related

what the christ, seriously.
* kystrk has joined #isleeptoomuch
<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
Reene
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 5214
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:56 pm
Location: Minnesota
Character Name: Caelumia

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Strider on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:24 pm

Dune from '84 was way better...
Your story has touched my heart.
Never before have I met anyone
with more troubles than you.
You have my deepest sympathy,
now fuck off and die.

- Strider
Strider
Savant Crate Monkey
User avatar
 
Posts: 548
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 12:37 am
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Character Name: Strider

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:36 pm

pardon my threadcromancy

Image

But I have something to share with the class.

Aeraven approached Fintrial and Glizten to do some wedding for him and some newbie named Kaylanna. Now for some fucking reason, Kaylanna said she wanted it modeled after an erotic story she wrote, which is weird and creepy enough on its own. One of them lets this slip to me, so of course I ask for a copy of this story...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/shows ... ?id=303086

Thumbs rubbing the pearl of her desire aside for a moment, I notice something: that account name is awfully familiar...

oh god.

http://darkgoddessnight.deviantart.com/

I cannot think of a more perfect pair.
* kystrk has joined #isleeptoomuch
<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
Reene
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 5214
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:56 pm
Location: Minnesota
Character Name: Caelumia

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Tom on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:28 pm

Lol, great find. I'm not sure what is worse, the prose or the artwork.

She was wet for him and it pleased him immensely that his gentle ministrations had paid of. Kaylanna was restless now, her body aching pleasantly from his touches and as his fingers found her feminine petals she gasped from the contact. "Aye love, that's it," he told her as he placed a kiss upon her mound. His fingers slid between her nether lips and teased at the pink flesh that surrounded her secret opening. Her hips rose off the bed, begging for more of his touch. "Do you like that?"

-=OR=-

Image
"Mentioning quotes put there from 4 or 5 years ago as evidence that I currently listen to him constantly is just mental laziness. Most people don't change their sigs up."
Image
Tom
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 3944
Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:50 pm
Location: Cleveland, OH
Character Name: Not Applicable

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:32 pm

The artwork is especially disgusting when you realize how it's done: a likely-hacked copy of Poser and a good deal of premade textures she didn't make or pay for.

She charges 100 dollars for these.
* kystrk has joined #isleeptoomuch
<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
Reene
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 5214
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:56 pm
Location: Minnesota
Character Name: Caelumia

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Fintrial on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:57 pm

Glizten whispers, "OOC: RangerShend (9:39:18 PM): tell Fintrial and Seb that I'm done with the whole Evermeet bit honestly I just want to go unharassed for a while, yea I did stupid shit in the past but its a game and I really don't like to be told how I should spend my money"
<~incarna> completely shaved pussy gets much wetter than trimmed pussy for some reason
<&tote> I don't mind it, but it's not my preference usually
Fintrial
Smelly Cat Beast
 
Posts: 656
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:59 pm
Character Name: Fintrial

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Coryne on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:39 am

I love the artist's description for her self portrait:
This is a quick render portrait of Kaylanna Ravenmoon, a character from Dragonrealms. I have caught her in a moment of private thought, contemplating her newly discovered pregnancy and just how she got to be that way.

I really hope I run into her RPing with baby..

But $100? and she's had clients? wtf?
<~incarna> I'm going to stud my penis with so much metal it'll be like riding a cheese grater

<Gothus> bitch i'm a fuckin lion my ass will be on any nuts i fucking choose

<Zaktraw> Coryne tried to do unwholesome things to my text. :(
<Pam|Mobile> Way to go Coryne!
Coryne
Rippentropp Don't Stop
User avatar
 
Posts: 1061
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:22 pm
Location: Colorado
Character Name: Coryne

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Lemoncake on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:41 am

Fintrial wrote:Glizten whispers, "OOC: RangerShend (9:39:18 PM): tell Fintrial and Seb that I'm done with the whole Evermeet bit honestly I just want to go unharassed for a while, yea I did stupid shit in the past but its a game and I really don't like to be told how I should spend my money"


So does this mean there will be no more elf ships, multiple body piercings (and horns that seemed to be 'real' wtf?), and chest gem heart-plugs, too? I'm so curious.

Also, I'm baffled as to why someone would send somebody the link to their fantasy porn stories when they could just explain the non-porn, and actually relevant, part to the person. Why KaralalalalarrrRRrrrr? (I know she'll end up seeing/hearing about this at some point. Might as well start asking her directly) Why would you subject an innocent cleric to your porn when you could just copy and paste the fucking wedding ceremony and spare the player the pearls of your desire being rubbed all up in their face like that?
<Pamdemonium> Regular women in Malaysia apparently have no pussies

[20:37] <~incarna> bald pussy is the best pussy, just sayin
[20:38] <Marie> I'll agree with you on that.
Lemoncake
Smelly Cat Kitten
User avatar
 
Posts: 237
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:28 pm
Location: Zoluren
Character Name: Ignifera

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby fromwork on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:55 pm

Next Aeraven?


Lowrain smiles as his sharp canine teeth protrude perhaps further than they should

Rakash, Right?

You see Lowrain Maneerf, an Elothean.
Lowrain has tilted almond-shaped violet eyes. His amber hair is shoulder length and curly, and is worn braided. He has copper skin.
He is in his prime for an Elothean.
He has a long narrow mustache that droops to either side of the mouth on his upper lip and a long thin beard.
A brilliant orb of rippling cerulean light hovers like a will-o-wisp, following him diligently.
He is in good shape.

He is holding a tankard of Gor'Tog bloodgrog in his right hand and a stout lockpick in his left.
He is wearing a black gem pouch, a Nisha short bow, a cambrinth ring, an albredine crystal ring, a silver kyanite gwethdesuan, a blue gem pouch, a silver key with a spider-web design on the grip, a witch ball, a gold leather sheath, a white herb pouch sloppily embroidered with a Cleric crest pattern in gold-colored thread, some pure white boots, a cambrinth neckband wrapped with leather strips burned with charging boars, a circular shesegri, a pilgrim's badge, a hand-stitched traveler's pack, some laced mail chausses, a padded chain haqueton, a cambrinth ring with a black ironwood setting shaped like a dragon and a spiraling gold armband dangling a multitude of tiny cambrinth charms.
Your mind hears Vaeyrin thinking, "Thank you again for the gweths, Jaelia. If you ever need me to bully someone or take an ugly friend on a date, you've got it."
fromwork
Smelly Cat High Level Cawk
User avatar
 
Posts: 1299
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:34 am
Location: In Prayer
Character Name: Jaelia

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby ihearthorses on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:58 pm

Where do I buy stock in Reene's internet detective company?
-Mvorn

Your mind hears Springdew thinking, "Marty, Do you have any black men's clothing for a young fella?"
You hear your mental voice echo, Like baggy pants and large sweaters, maybe some gold chains?

Your post was hidden from the DragonRealms Forum.
You are in no position to be calling "shenanigans" on anything.
ihearthorses
Smelly Cat Beast
 
Posts: 636
Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:01 pm
Location: Stavanger, Norway
Character Name: Mvorn

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:31 pm

ihearthorses wrote:Where do I buy stock in Reene's internet detective company?


right here baby. I accept paypal, GoAs and sexual favors.
* kystrk has joined #isleeptoomuch
<incarna> ladies only allow cocks in their asses, apparently
<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
Reene
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 5214
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:56 pm
Location: Minnesota
Character Name: Caelumia

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Navak on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:44 pm

Reene wrote:
ihearthorses wrote:Where do I buy stock in Reene's internet detective company?


right here baby. I accept paypal, GoAs and sexual favors.


I would re-think that last one otherwise you're going to end up in some babyfur diaperfest with Seb handing out glasses of her own urine.
[07/10/2008 00:46:14] <QuesloWork> to many civil liberties is what got us attacked in the fist place thanks bill

That said, Simu has always been like this, anyone that has played any of their games for an extended period of time knows they're tight-lipped. You'd also know that they deliver what they say they're going to and it's of the highest quality when it's done. - Some idiot on MMORPG
Navak
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 7364
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:26 am

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Whiplash315 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:12 am

REVIVE THE THREAD!!! Apparently Aeraven is a daddy now...

[Allye] "Congratulations to Kaylanna and Aeraven, Elanthia's newest parents! And warm welcome to their newborn son!"
[Jolina] "Cheers!! Congratulations!!"
[Larange] "Congrats!"
[Synamon] "congrats!"
[Mellicent] "best wishes"
[Ianhanse] "Wasn't born at the bank I hope..."
[Martyka] "I think I love you Ian."
[Ianhanse] "Good, buy my belt."
[Martyka] "Not that much, but nice try."
[Ianhanse] "So close..."
[Martyka] "So ... will there be a traditional chest gem implanting ceremony we can attend? What sort of gift is proper etiquette for that I wonder?"
[Angann] "Martyka your awesome"
[Ianhanse] "Have a set of wings you can bring Martyka?"
[Martyka] "I have bunches of wings we can all wear!"
[Aeraven] "cute guys real cute"
[Martyka] "I only have forhead gems though, think those would work in a pinch?"
[Angann] "cheers to Ian and Martyka"
[Ianhanse] "Mine sparkles."
[Aeraven] "no gifts are necessary, I'm happy to have your warm wishes thank you all"
[Olybaba] "That worthless harlot Suru owes me my commission for the forehead gems she sold!"
[Ianhanse] "So is your son a Cleric or an Empath or a Paladin or what?"
[Aeraven] "dunno yet, he's still a baby, he'll be what he wants I suppose"
[Martyka] "does he have wings?"
[Aeraven] "*sarcastically* oh yes, twice his size, poor mother, no he doesn't have wings"
[Ianhanse] "Ya at least name him yet?"
[Martyka] "How about horns? Or are those recessive?"
[Manze] "Congrats Aeraven, sorry I missed your first thoughts"
[Aeraven] "Thanks Manze, yes we named him Braeden"
[Ianhanse] "Braeden, check. Guess the little tyke is napping eh?"
[Aeraven] "yep he's asleep alright, long ordeal"
[Ianhanse] "Martyka, think we will Ever Meet Aeraven's son?"
[Martyka] "i dunno Ian."
[Angann] "once he learns to use his wings, we might see him flying around town"
10 June 2009 - The shadowling exclaims, "Bitee mee!"
Whiplash315
Smelly Cat Noob
User avatar
 
Posts: 55
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:01 am
Character Name: Goniss

Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Joshers on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:49 pm

lol, why would they announce that. seriously.

Image
<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
---
Abasha whispers, "you killed 116 people, dear god. and died 9 times"
Joshers
Smelly Cat Immortal
User avatar
 
Posts: 7194
Joined: Wed May 18, 2005 6:41 am
Character Name: Banstick McNOTLockout

PreviousNext

Return to Hall of Fame

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron