Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

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Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby poppyseed cake on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:43 pm

I log into this:

Your mind hears Aeraven thinking, "Ah yes! hear ye hear ye all you sugar mommas of elanthia, hurry and flock to me with thine bountiful coin purses and other accoutrements...Aaaaaand go!"

So I respond:

You hear your mental voice echo, I will be your sugar momma. I am wealthy, sophisticated, dignified, and COMPLETELY trustworthy.

Surely this'll never work. I'm motherfucking Sebastienne and even the people who love me know better than to trust me.

Your mind hears Aeraven thinking, "SOLD, just cuz your cute though"
Your mind hears Aeraven thinking, "how are you Sebastienne?"
You hear your mental voice echo, oh I am just peachy.
Your mind hears Aeraven thinking, "where ya hauntin?"
You hear your mental voice echo, ask around a little, someone will tell you where to find me.

Nobody pipes up and warns the guy, he sends some fat squirrel and eventually finds me.

Aeraven says, "I brought you dessert"
Aeraven offers you a mousse tart. Enter ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
You say, "How sweet."

Aeraven shows you an exquisite silver signet ring. A masterful hand has crafted this ring in the shape of two serpents devouring one another without mercy, their intertwined bodies forming an eternal circle. Cradled between their scaled bodies is an inlaid signature emblem of striking detail: that of an exotic, heavily kohl-rimmed eye shedding three garnet teardrops. The surface of the eye has been raised slightly, and might be capable of impressing itself into wax.

Aeraven shows you a small golden signet ring inset with ruby flecks. The ring bears the image of a giant dragon's head breaking through a shell. Ruby flecks glitter in its eyes.

Ok I really want those.

I'll just highlight the more WTF parts of the conversation.

Aeraven smiles softly, his eyes bursting into shifting gem-colored flames. Sparkling ruby, emerald and sapphire flames flicker behind his eyes causing his milky white orbs to sparkle brightly.

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: yer name is highlighted so I'm assuming we know each other"
>whisper aeraven ooc: yours isn't, so it must be a one way thing
You whisper to Aeraven.
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: ..ouch got a bit of bite to ya"
Aeraven says, "If I'm a bother I can take my leave if you'd like"
You say, "I will dispose of you when I get bored, worry not."
Aeraven says, "Good luck"
You ask, "will not be easy, then?"
Aeraven says, "I'm not as much of a push-over as I appear"
Aeraven winks at you.
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: domme?"
>whisper aeraven ooc: maybe?
You whisper to Aeraven.
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: thought so, I can smell my own kind, how long have you strayed from the vanilla path so to speak"

You take a bite of the tart.
You say, "this is good."
Aeraven says, "I've yet to try one"
You say, "I have good taste."
Aeraven says, "I'm sorry I heard I taste good"
You say, "perhaps you have mousse in your ears."
Aeraven asks, "Get it out for me?"
You say, "hm I suppose I could find a dagger."

You ask, "so do you have any other little animal friends besides the squirrel?"
Aeraven says, "A squirrel, a crow, a gerbil, a lizard, a rabbit, a turtle, a guinea-pig, a rat and my favorite, a bat."
You ask, "why is the bat your favorite?"
Aeraven says, "It has a rather dark stygma attached to it"
Aeraven says, "I enjoy playing on it"
You ask, "you are dark, then?"
Aeraven says, "Sometimes"
Aeraven says, "I'm dark when I choose to be, benevolent when I must" And a big stupid puss always :(

(Aeraven reaches into a pouch and pulls forth a rather large fluffy white towel. You gaze in astonishment as he pulls yet another from this impossibly deep pouch. With a grin, he hands one to you.)

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THE REFERENCE"
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: I felt like destroying something beautiful....?"
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: Fight Club"
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: silly male thing, never you mind"

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: fair warning I rp both my characters as not being from Elanthia, I occasionally catch shit for it but someone high up must like it, i've gotten 5 rp awards from two different gms for the way I pull it off"
Aeraven says, "I was born on an island kingdom of elves, called Evermeet"

Aeraven asks, "How old do you think I am?"
You say, "I can never tell with elves. I would guess Sixty or around there. I am probably quite wrong."
Aeraven says, "273" In Evermeet years.

Aeraven says, "Human schools teach nothing of self-understanding"
Aeraven says, "their interest lies in the books their hypocritical and backwards forefathers handed them" Excellent way to woo the obviously proud human female.

Your mind hears Acerbity thinking, "I'm looking for an outcasted elf from Evermeet. I'm looking to launch a sneak attack invasion, and I really need a consultant." Acerbity and I decide to work together to combat evil.
Your mind hears Aeraven thinking, "correction I'm not outcasted douche'"
Aeraven's eyes suddenly flash with a white light!

Aeraven says, "Oh no I don't kill empaths"
Aeraven says, "personal rule"

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: I'm only 11th circle dear" But not as much of a push-over as he appears.

You get an odd feeling that someone is watching you. It quickly passes.
You say, "hmm."
Aeraven deftly removes the blackened steel scimitar from his frog.
Aeraven growls low in the back of his throat.
You ask, "you wish to go?"
Aeraven nods.
You join Aeraven's group.
Aeraven says, "I abhor being located"
Citizen Aeraven's group went over to the main bar.

[The Crossing, Lemicus Square]
Also here: Beholder Asperity, Stonewall Ianuilleam, Gharith, Empath Acerbity, Citizen Aeraven
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, west.

Asperity edges away from Aeraven.
Aeraven peers quizzically at Asperity.
Aeraven says, "evening folks"
Aeraven hangs his blackened steel scimitar from his frog. It rattles against the oak-hilted scimitar hanging from his frog, and he adjusts them.
Aeraven asks, "can I help you?"
Acerbity says, "Yeah. I hear you got kicked off the island, and I'd like to gather together some people to sail to it and take it over."
Aeraven says, "Go nuts"
Aeraven says, "sailing to Evermeet is a pain though"
Asperity puts her zircon in her oilcloth rucksack.
You notice Asperity making a grab at Aeraven's pockets.
Aeraven says, "gotta watch out for the elf-ships, blow ya outa the water they will"
Aeraven says, "might aswell use the elf-gates like the Fey'ri did"
Acerbity says, "Elf-ships."
Acerbity gasps!
>whisper aeraven they are attempting to rob you. I think with Acerbity it is as good a time as any to break the no dead empaths rule. He is a toad.
You whisper to Aeraven.
Aeraven asks, "mind dear?"
Asperity fidgets nervously.
Aeraven says, "if you need coin just ask"
Asperity asks, "Can I have 10 platinum?"
Acerbity says, "Oh, I need lots of coins to launch my invasion."
Aeraven says, "If I had it to spare, you could"
Aeraven says, "Now bother me no more, and i'll have my gold back please"
Aeraven says, "Launch your invasion the good ole fashion way"
Asperity says, "It's no longer yours."
>whisper aeraven boo just steal it back, what are they going to do?
You whisper to Aeraven.
Aeraven whispers, "my stealing sucks you do it"
>whisper aeraven I will try.
You whisper to Aeraven.
>hide
You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>whisper asperity I am trying to get him to rob one of you so you can kill him. I want him to depart, I want his rings.
You whisper to Asperity.
>whisper aeraven no luck, they did not catch me but I did not get in their pockets either.
You whisper to Aeraven.
Asperity whispers, "Do you really think he's that stupid?"
>whisper asperity he is stupid, but unfortunately he is also a coward.
You whisper to Asperity.

With a peaceful, distant look on his face, Acerbity reaches out and lays his hand against Aeraven's throat for a moment. Aeraven makes a sort of gasping wheeze, unable to speak.
Aeraven traces an arcane sigil in the air.
Acerbity closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
A halo of fire flickers into being and hovers around his neck and mouth briefly.
Ianuilleam grins at Acerbity.
Acerbity gestures at Aeraven.
Aeraven gasps and gives Acerbity a startled look.
Asperity says, "You are too much of a coward."
Acerbity begins to advance on Aeraven.
The alfar avenger begins to advance on Aeraven.
Aeraven raises an eyebrow.
Acerbity closes to pole weapon range on Aeraven.
Aeraven deftly removes the blackened steel scimitar from his frog.
Aeraven manages to gain control of his vocal chords.
Acerbity closes to melee range on Aeraven.
The alfar avenger closes to pole weapon range on Aeraven.
Acerbity gestures.
Aeraven wobbles slightly, then collapses into a deep sleep.
The alfar avenger closes to melee range on Aeraven.

A pure white alfar avenger swings with an unusual black blade at Aeraven. The blade lands an overwhelming strike (Oooh, Aeraven's grandkids are going to feel that one!) that rips through muscle and organs, cutting the foe cleanly in half!
* Aeraven was just eaten by a grue.
* Aeraven is slain before your eyes!
Aeraven's blackened steel scimitar falls to the ground.
Asperity picks up a blackened steel scimitar with an adder-shaped pommel.
Asperity begins to carefully examine a blackened steel scimitar with an adder-shaped pommel.
You hear the ghostly voice of Aeraven say, "may I have my scimitar please"
Asperity says, "No."

>whisper asperity now go away so he is more willing to depart. When the grave opens you can come back and rob him, but I WANT THE RINGS
You whisper to Asperity.
Asperity says, "Goodbye now."

We get him mems at the altar but unfortunately he insists on waiting for a paladin to come glyph him. Then he decides it's time to get serious.

Aeraven gestures at Acerbity.
A soft crackle briefly comes from Aeraven's direction.
Aeraven shrugs.
Acerbity closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
Acerbity begins to advance on Aeraven.
Aeraven says, "es doesn't even work"
The alfar avenger begins to advance on Aeraven.
Acerbity gestures at Aeraven.
Aeraven gasps and gives Acerbity a startled look.
Acerbity closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
Citizen Aeraven just went west.

A brief chase.

Empath Acerbity's group just arrived.
Acerbity searches around for a moment.
Acerbity points at Aeraven, ruining his hiding place.
Acerbity begins to advance on Aeraven.
Acerbity closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
Acerbity closes to pole weapon range on Aeraven.
Acerbity glances at Exoduss.
The alfar avenger begins to advance on Aeraven.
Acerbity closes to melee range on Aeraven.
Exoduss asks, "Why are you killing him?"
Acerbity says, "He cast on me."
>whisper exoduss eeee do something before they get him again!
You whisper to Exoduss.
Exoduss whispers, "I cant"
A pure white alfar avenger slices wide at Aeraven. The blade lands an extremely heavy hit that rips skin and exposes bloody cartilage under the left kneecap!
A pure white alfar avenger swings with an unusual black blade at Aeraven. The blade lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that cleaves off the top half of the skull, exposing the brain!
* Aeraven was just eaten by a grue.
* Aeraven is slain before your eyes!

After this I decide to try and get him to take the rings off aboard my ship. Here's some more highlights of his dumbassery while we were making smalltalk.

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: ohhh I'm keeping you"
Aeraven whispers, "I don't suppose the name Shendol means anything to you does it"
Aeraven whispers, "well he is quiet single and would absolutely love you, he's bigger than I am in the physical prowess sense..."

Aeraven asks, "trying to liquor me up and take advantage of me?"
You say, "I doubt I need to liquor you up to do that."
You say, "but now that you mention it, you are wearing entirely too much."
Aeraven whispers, "OOC: I don't usually play switch darling, so we might clash, this should be fun"
Aeraven says, "you give an awful lot of underhanded orders"
Aeraven says, "but I'll play along"

Aeraven whispers, "ooc: personal rule I rp undressing, never actually undress, two reasons, takes too fucking long and I've been robbed once in my naivety" You motherfucker.

>whisper aeraven ooc: dissapointing. It's one of the things I enjoy most.
You whisper to Aeraven.

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: hunny I've two more semesters of school left and I'll be quitting my current job to do what I love, teach english, I love it so much because I am a writer, you shan't be disappointed I promise"

You say, "well at least put the jewelry on the desk so they do not end up lost in me."
You point at a dark cherrywood desk with sword-notched legs.

Aeraven whispers, "OOC: I don't know if this'll turn you on but in my line of work I'm constantly facing danger, I'll give you a few hints, I'm 22 and have been shot twice, I carry a gun and a badge and I live to punish and enslave....err serve and protect" EL OH EL MY VAGINAL LIPS QUIVER

(Aeraven untucks his swordsman's shirt and pulls it up over his head, dropping it to the floor. The dull light of the cabin glints off of the platinum hoops pierced through his nipples; upon closer inspection you notice a bright white crystal imbedded in the flesh just above his heart. Weaving black lines and arcane markings spread out from the center of his well-muscled chest, trailing up over his left shoulder and down the left side of his back. He stands infront of you, an amused smirking etching across his lips as he reaches up and rubs the base of one of silver horns protruding from his forehead, just below his hairline.) This is why I'm a lesbian just FYI. ALSO WTF WHO HAS A CRYSTAL IN THEIR CHEST

(Aeraven displays his hands proudly to you, showing you his palms and the backs of his hands as he spreads his legs shoulder-width apart. He casts a sly wink in your direction and waggles all of his fingers, humming an arcane phrase under his breath. For a moment the rings on his fingers begin to glow brightly and then, with a flick of his wrists, they disappear.)

Aeraven asks, "Now what of my other jewelry?"

(Aeraven stick his tongue out at you, playfully waggling the blackened-steel barbell that is pierced through it at you.)

Aeraven says, "my ears eyebrow nose lip tongue nipple and I've one more hidden for you to find" I shudder.

Aeraven says, "Your turn to undress dear"
Aeraven says, "tit for tat as they say"
You say, "hm yes I suppose it is."
You say, "unfortunately I only wanted your rings. I suppose it is good Acerbity got a scimitar out of it, at least. He will owe me a favor."

>command osh to toss aeraven
Pilot Oshcugas whispers, "Taking care of that, Master."

So I failed, but all in all not a bad way to wrap up April Fools day.
[14:49] AD76Greg: oh well excuse me I didnt know you were the fucking king of dragonrealms
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:48 pm

Oh my god, way too much fucking crazy.

Solomon recently posted that this crazy OOC bullshit he insists is condoned by GMs that Aeraven likes to pull had been "dealt with" and if he kept doing it to contact feedback or something about it.

I hope he reads this.
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Styil on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:53 pm

good god someone's going to let that freak around children?
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Coryne on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:07 pm

Styil wrote:good god someone's going to let that freak around children?


Apparently they already gave him a badge and gun. Why worry about risking the kids?
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Tyrun on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:09 pm

After reading this, I realize that I trust Sebastienne implicitly and would never assume that she had any malicious intentions or alterior motives when luring me to a discreet locale for undressing.
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Dragamar on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:37 pm

Isn't that the crazy kid that RP'd having wings or some shit? Supposedly he was going to start writing for Wizards of the Coast, and was playing DR for research/practice.
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:02 am

Dragamar wrote:Isn't that the crazy kid that RP'd having wings or some shit? Supposedly he was going to start writing for Wizards of the Coast, and was playing DR for research/practice.


lol, yes.

Here's the log, you know, just for posterity.

Aeraven smiles knowingly as he pulls up the back of his shroud and unfurls a set of pristine raven-black feathered wings, flaring them open and stretching them to their full span before letting them rest comfortably on his back in a rested position. He smiles quietly and stands more proudly than before.

Acerild asks, "now what was that?"

Acerild peers quizzically at Aeraven.

Acerild grins.

Aeraven asks, "my wings?"

Ariya laughs!

Acerild says, "i should get some of those"

Acerild nods.

Aeraven says, "they get cramped if I hide em for too long"

Acerild whispers, "OOC: lol"

Aeraven asks, "you part angel?"

Aeraven peers quizzically at Acerild.

Aeraven asks, "or Avariel?"

You ask Aeraven, "You know angels are a Human myth that derive from the fae known as Alfar, right?"

Aeraven says, "maybe here in Elanthia but I'm not from here sweets, I'm part Eladrin"

Aeraven smiles at you.

You ask Aeraven, "So you're still on that 'I'm from another planet' bit?"

Aeraven says, "not another planet my dear another continent"

You say, "Elanthia is the name of the planet we are on."

Aeraven shrugs.

Aeraven says, "nifty"

Aeraven says, "fine"

Aeraven says, "the planet I'm from is called Abir-Toril"

Aeraven says, "or Toril for short"


And later...


Aeraven asks, "anyone mind if I sing?"

Ariya says, "Please do"

Eldanereth says, "go ahead"

Ariya dimples at Aeraven.

Eldanereth smiles at Aeraven, revealing the dimples in her cheeks.

Aeraven says, "its in elven so forgive me"

Aeraven says, "it tells of the birth of the Elven Pantheon"

Majebrad asks, "What?"

Eldanereth asks, "do we get it translated?"

Majebrad asks, "Elven Pantheon?"

Aeraven says, "maybe"

You look at Majebrad and shrug.

Aeraven sings:

"E'yaare, iire i'giliath nae winya
Seldarine rakte, noste quantaala
Ar' onemte ont i'ndor en'gwaith ron harnaya
Valyae en'ilya gwaith tuuluva sen
Samne yassen ondo, salque ar' orn
Herien tel'iluov, ilye dethole kirma harn
Seldarine, Toror' ar' Seler Tel'Taur"


You say to Majebrad, "Maybe he refers to Teiro."

Ariya peers quizzically at Aeraven.

You say, "That... is not elven."

Aeraven says, "no its not Ilithic"

You say, "Ilithic is the Elven tongue. What you are speaking is utter gibberish."

Majebrad nods at you, obviously agreeing with your views.

Aeraven sighs.

J>ooc aeraven I realize you think you're being really clever and stuff by trying to mix fantasy genres and stuff but please stop it's getting very disruptive.
You whisper to Aeraven.

Ariya says, "It was a lovely song, whatever it meant"

Ariya smiles at Aeraven, revealing the dimples in her cheeks.

Aeraven whispers, "hey listen the gms don't mind I've gotten RP awards for it but so be it in you presence I won't rp as such"

J>ooc aeraven Somehow I don't believe you.
You whisper to Aeraven.

J>ooc aeraven It's disruptive. It's not in genre or in character.
You whisper to Aeraven.

Majebrad says, "Should sing a song about shiskapea and bobnutters. It would make more sense."

J>ooc aeraven btw if your char was part eladrin the wings would be white not black. thx for playing.
You whisper to Aeraven.

Aeraven whispers, "not really no, in actuallity the Eladrin don't have wings at all they have prismatic ball forms and humaniod forms"

Aeraven whispers, "or fae wings"

J>ooc aeraven and either way it's irrelevant since you know THOSE DONT EXIST IN ELANTHIA.
You whisper to Aeraven.

Aeraven whispers, "but some do have black white and even red wings depending upon their station, look I said I wouldn't rp like that stop trying to go the extra mile by trying to prove me wrong, I'm trying to get a job writing for Wizards of the Coast for christ's sake so I have to know what the hell I'm talking about"

Aeraven whispers, "not trying to write as a freelancer trying to actually get on the payroll, maybe start a series hopefully"
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Pureblade on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:06 am

You need to talk to him like you're in the 'biz.

Tell him that if he was writing for Magic the Gathering he couldn't keep referencing Warhammer 40k.
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Korsik on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:43 am

lol
You say, "Pendus, I'll shoot a crossbow bolt into your groin."
You say, "I'm not scared."
Issus says, "Now that's what I call...."
Issus turns a gear on the side of his goggles. The lenses slowly flip from violet to cyan.
Issus says, "Nuts and bolts."
Issus yells, "Yeeeeeeahhhh!"
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Joshers on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:50 am

I stopped reading after they met up because I had the feeling it would lead to shemale on man cyber. I was right, wasn't I?
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<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Reene on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:54 am

Chek wrote:I stopped reading after they met up because I had the feeling it would lead to shemale on man cyber. I was right, wasn't I?


chest crystals, horns and piercings are even better.
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby fromwork on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:00 am

Seb, you never fail to disappoint. I am sorry you didn't get your ring.
Your mind hears Vaeyrin thinking, "Thank you again for the gweths, Jaelia. If you ever need me to bully someone or take an ugly friend on a date, you've got it."
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Meragin on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:14 am

fromwork wrote:I am sorry you didn't get your ring.



Best part, screaming like a little girl:

>whisper exoduss eeee do something before they get him again!
You ask, "Thats a...shocker?" Meragin holds up three fingers.

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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Quanette on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:15 am

Acerbity says, "Elf-ships."
Acerbity gasps!


lol
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Re: Aeraven of EVERMEET!!!

Postby Avrii on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:29 am

Tyrun wrote:After reading this, I realize that I trust Sebastienne implicitly and would never assume that she had any malicious intentions or alterior motives when luring me to a discreet locale for undressing.


I trust Incarna

For some reason I refuse to believe he would hurt me in a pig-squeeling manner but I bet that's what all his victims thought :cry:
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