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Postby Vinjince on Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:06 pm

All women love mayo, ranch dressing, sour cream, and other "substances" of that color.
Vahlissa gestures at you.
A crackling stream of energy flies at you.
A sickening crunch comes from you as your chest collapses like an accordion. An awkward moment passes before the pathetically flailing limbs fall away from your tortured body in an explosion of flesh and sinew.
A panicked scream pierces the air. "Murderer!" You notice the nearby citizenry staring at Vahlissa briefly, before most quickly run off in fear.
* Vinjince was just struck down!
Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died!
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Postby Reene on Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:30 pm

If the "substance" you're implying resembles mayo in either color or consistency you should seek medical attention.
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Postby Joshers on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:12 pm

Reene wrote:If the "substance" you're implying resembles mayo in either color or consistency you should seek medical attention.


Mine's more like that cream on the top of honeybuns.

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<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
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Postby Meragin on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:37 pm

Just to be clear, we are talking about snot rockets, right?
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Postby KindredChord on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:50 pm

Chek wrote:
Reene wrote:If the "substance" you're implying resembles mayo in either color or consistency you should seek medical attention.


Mine's more like that cream on the top of honeybuns.

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Hahaahahahaha
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Postby Tom on Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:58 pm

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Postby TheMan on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:15 pm

Meragin wrote:Just to be clear, we are talking about snot rockets, right?


Yeah if you're refering to your "Popes nose"
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Postby Jason on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:32 pm

This thread went wrong.
A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!
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(Aaoskar squares up with the moongate, closes his eyes, and takes a running dive through the moongate! Disappearing through the swirling vortex as he screams in terror.)
>
Peon Aaoskar's group went through a black Moongate

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Postby Veronique on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:46 pm

Jhime wrote:This thread went wrong.


Yes it did. Let's fix it
Potato croquettes:
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Postby repopularizequalude on Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:23 pm

Shayloe wrote:
Jhime wrote:This thread went wrong.


Yes it did. Let's fix it
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Are those cheese filled hash brown sticks? They look delicious
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Postby Dulcinia on Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:26 pm

Crevettes grises translates to gray shrimp.
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Postby repopularizequalude on Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:28 pm

Dulcinia wrote:Crevettes grises translates to gray shrimp.


Wheres the shrimp? I see breaded something with cheese coming out of it.
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Postby Veronique on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:20 pm

repopularizequalude wrote:
Dulcinia wrote:Crevettes grises translates to gray shrimp.


Wheres the shrimp? I see breaded something with cheese coming out of it.


nope
mashed potatoes, formed into cylinder things, dipped in egg white, rolled in bread crumbs and fried

yes sometimes they are made with cheese in them

the potato ones are the best though

Edit: I'm making these right now actually, this thread made me hungry for good food earlier. It's like an hour and a half process but totally worth it.
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Postby Navak on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:51 pm

[07/10/2008 00:46:14] <QuesloWork> to many civil liberties is what got us attacked in the fist place thanks bill

That said, Simu has always been like this, anyone that has played any of their games for an extended period of time knows they're tight-lipped. You'd also know that they deliver what they say they're going to and it's of the highest quality when it's done. - Some idiot on MMORPG
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Postby Strider on Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:57 pm

So after reading 20+ pages of shit, I don't get any closure!? WTF!
Your story has touched my heart.
Never before have I met anyone
with more troubles than you.
You have my deepest sympathy,
now fuck off and die.

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