Auctioning a lot of stolen goods.

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Auctioning a lot of stolen goods.

Postby poppyseed cake on Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:57 pm

Next Sunday at 8 PM EST Martyka is going to be auctioning off the results of my last few months work in the Crossing trader's guild auction hall.

Here's a list:

http://d.cl1p.net/rummageauction/

http://d.cl1p.net/rummageauction1/

As you can see there's a little bit of everything, including alterations, and I'll probably add a few others things over the next week as I sort through it all, but that's most of it. Nearly every single thing on this list has been stolen from someone else. I can honestly only think of one thing right now that was obtained legitimately. And we're not even going to try to hide that fact.

So you can expect:
1) Cheap prices
2) Lots of drama

To add to the fun, I will be donating 50% of the income to the Zoluren Orphanage Fund. I've already gotten Ysselt's blessing to do this and she'll be attending.

You're all cordially invited.
[14:49] AD76Greg: oh well excuse me I didnt know you were the fucking king of dragonrealms
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Postby Quanette on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:24 pm

That is so mean. :/


And hilarious. I'll be there.
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Postby Totenus on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:29 pm

You need to rob people with some goddamn taste.
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Postby Reene on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:33 pm

This is awesome and I will be there.

Also,

Totenus wrote:You need to rob people with some goddamn taste.
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Postby huldah's pal on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:37 pm

Reene wrote:This is awesome and I will be there.

Also,

Totenus wrote:You need to rob people with some goddamn taste.


This. And just for the record, I approve of the donation. I will feign and pretend ignorance on how you got it.
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Postby Tom on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:39 pm

Story on how this crap was acquired?
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Postby forkedtail on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:42 pm

ShyGoat wrote:Story on how this crap was acquired?
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Postby Totenus on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:56 pm

Sebastienne says, "please hand all weapons to me and I will see that they are returned to their proper owners."
Linkwurst offers Sebastienne a barnacle encrusted scimitar.
Kystrala exclaims, "NO!"


etc...
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Postby Reene on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:58 pm

Mostly ganked rummage sales. You would think most people would learn not to drop their crap on the ground after the first few highly publicized (and dramatized) stolen rummage sales.

You would think.
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<kystrk> hell of a way to walk into the convo

<Meragin> dudes typically my foreskin is in the mouth not being stretch and played like a fucking kazoo
<Phii> lol typically nigga please
<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
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Postby Inauri on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:14 pm

Neat.
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Postby Veronique on Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:01 am

Some good logs should come from this.
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Postby BirkanDR on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:49 am

ShyGoat wrote:Story on how this crap was acquired?


Its Incarna... Its pretty self explanatory.
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Postby poppyseed cake on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:17 am

ShyGoat wrote:Story on how this crap was acquired?


Victim announces rummage sale. Seb shows up in ninja mode. Victim leaves bag on ground for 30 seconds. Seb closes to melee range and snatches. Stunned silence. Cries of mech abuse. Threats of repeated death. Gweth explosion. Half the Crossing replies with "Seb is Hitler with tits lets burn her." Other half replies with "Seb is Hitler with tits you should know better hahaha."

At this point one of three things happens:

a report is filed and the GMs tell them "so sorry to hear that you're a dumbass"

someone championing for the victim attempts to attack and gets their kidneys fucked up

the victim weeps silently, shaking with rage (and usually laying their ears flat against their head and hissing) and promising that some day, SOME DAY, that little bitch will get whats coming to her.

And then there's Celitha, who fights crime under her superhero moniker, the Dirge Oinker. But that's a different story.

List of victims so far is Celitha, Pixiee, Tissa, Currahee, Kystrala, Kalaralor, and Kyodan.
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Postby BirkanDR on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:30 am

I figured it was graverobbing, nevermind then. Nicely done.
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Postby illjill on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:28 am

LOL Kyodan.
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GrandMasterTrent (11:38:46 PM): b/c it literally looked like i was hiding an 8" black dildo up my ass
GrandMasterTrent (11:38:52 PM): and then pooped it out
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