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Postby Magrid on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:15 pm

Pureblade wrote:report HE POOPED ON ME AND STOLE MY BACKPACK


hahaahaa

A+ read
holy shit man...holy shit
(1:35:49 PM) C0lettea1: damn he is hard
(1:54:38 PM) C0lettea1: men suck

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Postby Phii on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:22 pm

lol I feel kind of bad for her.
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Postby fromwork on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:27 pm

SEB I LUV U (even when you're pretending to be a guy)!

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Postby Zurion on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:30 pm

Vitharil wrote:
Reene wrote:
Galren wrote:IM LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
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Postby NS on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:40 pm

Phii wrote:lol I feel kind of bad for her.


Under normal circumstances, I would too. But she obviously likes being in those situations (reference several lies throughout the log). It wasn't just a fool me twice instance. She went out of her way to invite this rather sick experience.
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Postby Veronique on Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:06 am

Zurion wrote:
Vitharil wrote:
Reene wrote:
Galren wrote:IM LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME


Too good. THIS is why I love you all you sick fucks
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Postby w33t on Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:25 am

NS wrote:
Phii wrote:lol I feel kind of bad for her.


Under normal circumstances, I would too. But she obviously likes being in those situations (reference several lies throughout the log). It wasn't just a fool me twice instance. She went out of her way to invite this rather sick experience.


Yeah, the part that gets me is how little she seemed to be bothered by some dude taking an atomic dump all over her face.
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Postby Pureblade on Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:46 am

w33t wrote:
NS wrote:
Phii wrote:lol I feel kind of bad for her.


Under normal circumstances, I would too. But she obviously likes being in those situations (reference several lies throughout the log). It wasn't just a fool me twice instance. She went out of her way to invite this rather sick experience.


Yeah, the part that gets me is how little she seemed to be bothered by some dude taking an atomic dump all over her face.


"ye has tis tae dump on mine faece"
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Postby AJizzle on Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:59 am

You are one sick, twisted, hilarious individual.

Why are DR people so gullible?
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Postby Totenus on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:29 am

Phii wrote:lol I feel kind of bad for her.
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Lasciel says, "But we can dream."
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Postby laythor on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:38 am

Ranger Stuff wrote:
Why are DR people so gullible?



that's easy

the average DR player (and this is average so don't get all butt sore proving how YOU aren't on this list) is:


1. is poor to very bottom of the middle class
2. has serious daddy/mommy issues
3. is socially retarded
4. is desperate to believe that they will find excitement in DR
5. spends more time talking to people in DR then IRL
6. would rather take whatever text based sex they can find instead of pulling off the feed bag and going to a bar for real sex
7. is so outlandishly perverse that shitting/pissing/vomiting on a partner is expected and even encouraged
8. has never actually had sex or even spoken to someone IRL in a nasty way so they have no reference to gauge how it should go
9. was molested / is currently being molested by an authority figure
10. figures that no one could possibly figure out who they are IRL so getting fucked by a goat or being shit on will in no way come back to haunt them (i call these people the super-idiots of DR)
11. is homepaged to AOL.com, knows of only two other websites (play.net and lanebryant.com), is using the same computer they've had for the last 10 years, lives somewhere in their parents home or in an apartment paid for by their parents, has never had a job that didn't require a name badge, looks forward to their ONE outing per year... the Ren Faire, has never had someone say "you are the best thing in my life" without asking for extra money, and buys all their clothes at walmart
11. Lastly, they play DR. nuff said
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Postby Teeklin on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:40 am

Is it fucked up that I got turned on?
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Postby Reene on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:43 am

You forgot one:

12. Is probably a man seriously pretending to be a woman on the Internet for attention, money and gifts (fake and real), or strange fetish cybersex they can only get if they've got someone convinced they're a hot female in real life.
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<Phii> You're here playing DR.
<Asrion> hes really flexible, ok?
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:46 am

(Vharune crabwalks over to the corner, he faces outward and crouches like a gargoyle, staring at a blank spot in the center of the room.)


Thats the best part.

How the fuck do you fall for that twice though? How stupid do you have to be?
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Postby Urwin on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:16 am

OOO FUN

13. Got all 150 pokemon and then hacked to get Mew, but told everyone that they got it legit from Nintendo Power at the mall this one time.
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