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Postby illjill on Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:26 pm

Galren wrote:IM LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
<&Trent> my rl foraging would be like "forage grass" "you find some dog poop!" "You dont own a dog!"

GrandMasterTrent (11:38:33 PM): and was like "I WISH I COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS TURD AND SEND IT TO YOU
GrandMasterTrent (11:38:36 PM): ITS LIKE THE TURD OF A LIFETIME
MarennDR (11:38:38 PM): lol
GrandMasterTrent (11:38:46 PM): b/c it literally looked like i was hiding an 8" black dildo up my ass
GrandMasterTrent (11:38:52 PM): and then pooped it out
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:27 pm

ShyGoat wrote:
BirkanDR wrote:
(Vharune crabwalks over to the corner, he faces outward and crouches like a gargoyle, staring at a blank spot in the center of the room.)


Thats the best part.

How the fuck do you fall for that twice though? How stupid do you have to be?

Wait, what, twice? I thought she got her backpack back the first time...
Honestly, it should probably be given back. I think she's suffered enough from getting shat on and then having it posted on SC.

edit: And Carlo Rossi FTW


My bad, I just reread that log (scimmed to the end) I thought she lost her backpack.
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Postby Joshers on Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:54 pm

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Urwin wrote:OOO FUN

13. Got all 150 pokemon and then hacked to get Mew, but told everyone that they got it legit from Nintendo Power at the mall this one time.


HEY MY MEW WAS LEGIT OK


Me too! Unless bugs count as cheating


HACKER

I actually attended a mall tournament and won a badge and got two Mews there from Nintendo spokespeople. :oops:
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Postby Urwin on Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:05 pm

It's cool dude I was a nintendo power mall warrior.

I played Link to the Past at the mall before the SNES had come out and just about shit a kitten when I walked out into the storm and was confronted with the awesome power of 16-bit sound and graphics.
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Postby laythor on Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:09 pm

themonkdr wrote:
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Aldaren wrote:Laythor, thank Vitharil for pointing out your inability to numerically order a list.



numbers run together after my third bottle of wine :(


Boones Farm isn't wine you fucking lush.


the new house doesnt have a wine fridge so I'm drinking up and enjoying the bottles :twisted:
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Postby Neissa on Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:22 am

Ranger Stuff wrote:Three-buck Chuck, on the other hand, is a fucking delicacy.
'

Since when is it 3 bucks? It's Two Buck Chuck in my part of the woods.
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Postby Aldaren on Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:35 am

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Ranger Stuff wrote:Three-buck Chuck, on the other hand, is a fucking delicacy.
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Since when is it 3 bucks? It's Two Buck Chuck in my part of the woods.


it was originaly named 2 buck chuck if you live in California. If you live here on the east coast its 3 and change chuck actually. Unless your in Massachusetts, we dont tax wine or clothes here 8)

BTW, Carlo Rossi is grape wine and probably the most horrible wine you can ever drink. Let's put it this way, if the only things in my cupboard was Elmer's wood glue and Carlo Rossi I would probably chug the glue and rinse my mouth out with the Carlo Rossi so my lips didn't get stuck together
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Postby TheOmniscientKitty on Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:34 pm

How the hell could she not know this was a setup? Come on people... defecation, and other such obviously humiliation tactics before the actual sex are a sure sign that .. YES it's going to be posted somewhere. That being said.. the chick needs a thesaurus, and a few creative writing lessons. On the other hand.. part of me thinks Vhar should get a higher ranked guy.. someone to snowball or felching or something... Torn.. more evil.... !

edit: Ha! forgot about the gerbil fams and such, go after a warmie!
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Postby Dragamar on Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:40 pm

TheOmniscientKitty wrote:How the hell could she not know this was a setup? Come on people... defecation, and other such obviously humiliation tactics before the actual sex are a sure sign that .. YES it's going to be posted somewhere. That being said.. the chick needs a thesaurus, and a few creative writing lessons. On the other hand.. part of me thinks Vhar should get a higher ranked guy.. someone to snowball or felching or something... Torn.. more evil.... !

edit: Ha! forgot about the gerbil fams and such, go after a warmie!


So you prefer your Steamer after sex?
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Postby TheOmniscientKitty on Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:47 pm

ewww no thanks, I'm way to ocd to handle anything that disgusting... Ever read QuestionableContent? I'm totally a Hannelore

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=527
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Postby Rhorgul on Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:14 pm

TheOmniscientKitty wrote:ewww no thanks, I'm way to ocd to handle anything that disgusting... Ever read QuestionableContent? I'm totally a Hannelore


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Postby poppyseed cake on Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:03 pm

TheOmniscientKitty wrote:How the hell could she not know this was a setup? Come on people... defecation, and other such obviously humiliation tactics before the actual sex are a sure sign that .. YES it's going to be posted somewhere. That being said.. the chick needs a thesaurus, and a few creative writing lessons. On the other hand.. part of me thinks Vhar should get a higher ranked guy.. someone to snowball or felching or something... Torn.. more evil.... !

edit: Ha! forgot about the gerbil fams and such, go after a warmie!


Bitch plz I don't need suggestions from an amateur, I know how to be vile ok.
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Postby Issus on Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:30 pm

Urwin wrote:and just about shit a kitten


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Postby KindredChord on Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:53 pm

Rhorgul wrote:
TheOmniscientKitty wrote:ewww no thanks, I'm way to ocd to handle anything that disgusting... Ever read QuestionableContent? I'm totally a Hannelore


That isn't how you spell "Anal Whore"


Ahahahahahaha
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Postby Damaddwebba on Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:06 pm

incarna wrote:Bitch plz I don't need suggestions from an amateur, I know how to be vile ok.


Are you getting off on it?
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