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Postby teh Falker on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:30 am

I think I died at the passing gas part...... BWHAHAHAHAHAH
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Postby Joshers on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:40 am

Urwin wrote:OOO FUN

13. Got all 150 pokemon and then hacked to get Mew, but told everyone that they got it legit from Nintendo Power at the mall this one time.


HEY MY MEW WAS LEGIT OK
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Postby Zurion on Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:36 am

hmmmm

14. Doesn't own a keyboard.
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Postby Navak on Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:48 am

My job requires a badge with my name on it :(

Stupid secure facilities.
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Postby Aldaren on Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:01 am

laythor wrote:
Ranger Stuff wrote:
Why are DR people so gullible?



that's easy

the average DR player (and this is average so don't get all butt sore proving how YOU aren't on this list) is:


1. is poor to very bottom of the middle class
2. has serious daddy/mommy issues
3. is socially retarded
4. is desperate to believe that they will find excitement in DR
5. spends more time talking to people in DR then IRL
6. would rather take whatever text based sex they can find instead of pulling off the feed bag and going to a bar for real sex
7. is so outlandishly perverse that shitting/pissing/vomiting on a partner is expected and even encouraged
8. has never actually had sex or even spoken to someone IRL in a nasty way so they have no reference to gauge how it should go
9. was molested / is currently being molested by an authority figure
10. figures that no one could possibly figure out who they are IRL so getting fucked by a goat or being shit on will in no way come back to haunt them (i call these people the super-idiots of DR)
11. is homepaged to AOL.com, knows of only two other websites (play.net and lanebryant.com), is using the same computer they've had for the last 10 years, lives somewhere in their parents home or in an apartment paid for by their parents, has never had a job that didn't require a name badge, looks forward to their ONE outing per year... the Ren Faire, has never had someone say "you are the best thing in my life" without asking for extra money, and buys all their clothes at walmart
11. Lastly, they play DR. nuff said


3, 4, & 11. It's like taking an adult a.d.d. test!
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Postby Inauri on Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:35 am

There are two number elevens.
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Postby Aldaren on Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:38 am

Vitharil wrote:There are two number elevens.


Well I don't shop at Lane Bryant so the later one. Thanks for that tho! Laythor, thank Vitharil for pointing out your inability to numerically order a list.
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:58 am

Chek wrote:
Urwin wrote:OOO FUN

13. Got all 150 pokemon and then hacked to get Mew, but told everyone that they got it legit from Nintendo Power at the mall this one time.


HEY MY MEW WAS LEGIT OK


Me too! Unless bugs count as cheating
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Postby TehComposter on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:11 pm

laythor wrote:
has never had someone say "you are the best thing in my life"
11. Lastly, they play DR. nuff said


Well, I fucking suck at life, I only got 2 out of the DR players list, and one of those is playing DR.

(I think I'd dump a bitch who told me I was the best thing in her life, though, since that would mean she was pathetic)
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Postby Quanette on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:23 pm

TehComposter wrote:
(I think I'd dump a bitch who told me I was the best thing in her life, though, since that would mean she was pathetic)


lol OOOKAY.
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Postby laythor on Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:26 pm

Aldaren wrote:Laythor, thank Vitharil for pointing out your inability to numerically order a list.



numbers run together after my third bottle of wine :(
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Postby themonkdr on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:26 pm

laythor wrote:
Aldaren wrote:Laythor, thank Vitharil for pointing out your inability to numerically order a list.



numbers run together after my third bottle of wine :(


Boones Farm isn't wine you fucking lush.
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Postby AJizzle on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:28 pm

Three-buck Chuck, on the other hand, is a fucking delicacy.
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Postby Quanette on Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:28 pm

themonkdr wrote:
laythor wrote:
Aldaren wrote:Laythor, thank Vitharil for pointing out your inability to numerically order a list.



numbers run together after my third bottle of wine :(


Boones Farm isn't wine you fucking lush.


ahaha Gangsta
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Postby Tom on Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:06 pm

BirkanDR wrote:
(Vharune crabwalks over to the corner, he faces outward and crouches like a gargoyle, staring at a blank spot in the center of the room.)


Thats the best part.

How the fuck do you fall for that twice though? How stupid do you have to be?

Wait, what, twice? I thought she got her backpack back the first time...
Honestly, it should probably be given back. I think she's suffered enough from getting shat on and then having it posted on SC.

edit: And Carlo Rossi FTW
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