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Postby Avrii on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:06 pm

Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?
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Postby themonkdr on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:12 pm

Arwinia wrote:
Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?


Why haven't you learned alot of people view you as one of those "tools"?
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Postby Cougartata on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:13 pm

Arwinia wrote:
Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?


Oh sweet, sweet irony. Sara be thy name.
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Postby Cougartata on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:14 pm

themonkdr wrote:
Arwinia wrote:
Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?


Why haven't you learned alot of people view you as one of those "tools"?


TIMES TWO
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Postby themonkdr on Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:16 pm

Korutu wrote:
themonkdr wrote:
Arwinia wrote:
Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?


Why haven't you learned alot of people view you as one of those "tools"?


TIMES TWO


Three even.
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Postby Juulmon on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:00 pm

Just for pure amusement:

You say, "maybe ill go find him instead"

You smirk.
>
Kellermen says, "good luck"
>g gate

You hear a voice chanting from the shadows:

"I want to shoot you so bad,"

>
[Ruined Village, Inside the Gate]
The village palisade, trimmed saplings bound together with rope and rusted iron bands, offers little protection against invaders. From the looks of the shells of houses that residents once called their homes, there is little to attract bandits to prey upon the town. Broken pottery, offal and other, less appealing substances line the sides of the dirt street, turning the packed earth into a reeking mud that clings to clothing and skin. You also see the village gate.
Obvious paths: north, south, southwest, west.
>g gate
[Mistwood Forest, Outside a Ruined Village]
Briar roses grow in profusion around the palisade walls of a small village. Sweetly scented as they are, nothing can mask the stench of rotting meat that emanates from the charnel heap of dead and decaying carcasses piled outside the gate. Scraps of flesh cling to the gnawed bones of deer, wild boar and an unfortunate Human or two. You also see a cracked pine caddy, a rotting deobar crate, and a wild rose thicket.
Also here: Hunter Kellermen.
Obvious paths: none.
>laugh
You laugh!
>
Kellermen searches around for a moment.
>hi
You melt into the background, fairly confident that your attempt to hide was not noticed.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>loo
[Mistwood Forest, Outside a Ruined Village]
Briar roses grow in profusion around the palisade walls of a small village. Sweetly scented as they are, nothing can mask the stench of rotting meat that emanates from the charnel heap of dead and decaying carcasses piled outside the gate. Scraps of flesh cling to the gnawed bones of deer, wild boar and an unfortunate Human or two. You also see a cracked pine caddy, a rotting deobar crate, and a wild rose thicket.
Also here: Hunter Kellermen.
Obvious paths: none.

You say, "you know im not gonna report anyone.... thats one of us at least"

Kellermen searches around for a moment.
Kellermen has spotted you!

You hear the voice of Asterid say, "you know you consent was done a month ago and you caused me over 100 ranks"

You say, "sweet"

You say, "worked out better than i hoped"
>
Kellermen says, "damn"
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "i wanna shoot you so back my weenies getting hard"

You say, "like i said, im not gonna report anyone"
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "your lucky i dont shoot you know"

You ask, "now or know?"

You hear the voice of Asterid say, "you cant hide worth a damn"
>
You laugh, though no one can see you doing it.

You say, "im a barb, go figure"
>
The Dragon's mighty power continues to suffuse your being.
>loo
[Mistwood Forest, Outside a Ruined Village]
Briar roses grow in profusion around the palisade walls of a small village. Sweetly scented as they are, nothing can mask the stench of rotting meat that emanates from the charnel heap of dead and decaying carcasses piled outside the gate. Scraps of flesh cling to the gnawed bones of deer, wild boar and an unfortunate Human or two. You also see a cracked pine caddy, a rotting deobar crate, and a wild rose thicket.
Also here: Hunter Kellermen.
Obvious paths: none.
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "you attacked over a month after consent"

You say, "either do something or move on.... talk is cheap"
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "you originally attack at the request of another charcater"
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "thats two lockouts"
>whistl
You whistle a tune.

You ask, "you come here to whine?"
>
Kellermen grins.
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "nope im not moving"

You ask, "you too scared to pull the trigger?"
>
You hear the voice of Asterid say, "nope"

You say, "then do it, im just sittin here"
>
Asterid searches around for a moment.
Asterid has spotted you!
>aim aster
You turn to face Asterid.
You begin to target Asterid.
>
Asterid points at you, ruining your hiding place.
>loo
[Mistwood Forest, Outside a Ruined Village]
Briar roses grow in profusion around the palisade walls of a small village. Sweetly scented as they are, nothing can mask the stench of rotting meat that emanates from the charnel heap of dead and decaying carcasses piled outside the gate. Scraps of flesh cling to the gnawed bones of deer, wild boar and an unfortunate Human or two. You also see a cracked pine caddy, a rotting deobar crate, and a wild rose thicket.
Also here: Asterid and Hunter Kellermen.
Obvious paths: none.

fire aster

You fire a hele'la head arrow at Asterid. Asterid fails to dodge. The arrow lands a massive strike that cuts the lumbar region just enough to bleed a little, stunning him.

The hele'la head arrow lodges itself shallowly into Asterid!
[You're invigorated, incredibly balanced and overwhelming opponent.]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]

load

You reach into your quiver to load the mistwood longbow with a broad-barbed arrow.
Roundtime 3 sec.

fire aster

You fire a broad-barbed arrow at Asterid. Asterid attempts to evade. The arrow lands a massive strike that collapses the right temple with a vicious swipe from the side.

The broad-barbed arrow lodges itself shallowly into Asterid!
[You're invigorated, incredibly balanced and overwhelming opponent.]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]

>load my arrow
* Asterid was just struck down!

* Asterid is slain before your eyes!
Asterid's yew longbow falls to the ground.
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Postby Damaddwebba on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:04 pm

Juulmon wrote:Just for pure amusement:
* Asterid is slain before your eyes!


Yeah your on your own on that one. Asterid try picking on sub 100th circle barbs.
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Postby huldah's pal on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:13 pm

Juulmon wrote:You hear the voice of Asterid say, "i wanna shoot you so back my weenies getting hard"


wtf.
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Postby nerdinstincts on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:16 pm

there's so many WTFs there i don't know where to start.

So instead of insulting the mentally retarded by grouping them with Asterid, that's why i say hey man nice shot.
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Postby Avrii on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:17 pm

Korutu wrote:
Arwinia wrote:
Damaddwebba wrote:
asterid wrote:well birkan, i guess that means, i am waiting for any one of folks that you gather up to come kill me. i guess that means everyone i challenged too. who want to come get me? Dulcinia? Galren? Korutu? Vinjince? Oh boy, im scared.


I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Why do you seem to be friends with all the tools?


Oh sweet, sweet irony. Sara be thy name.


LOLOL I <3 you Jay
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Postby AJizzle on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:19 pm

Flexing Webba wrote:i rather have my character die then bitch up.


Tough Talking Webbster wrote:I got your back lets ride on these bitches!


Juulmon wrote:* Asterid was just struck down!


Bitching Up Webbiepoo wrote:Yeah your on your own on that one. Asterid try picking on sub 100th circle barbs.
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Postby Joshers on Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:36 pm

killshot didn't show, please fix
<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
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Postby Mike4169 on Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:28 pm

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Postby Vinjince on Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:45 pm

Webba DON'T GO FAGGOT ON ME.
Vahlissa gestures at you.
A crackling stream of energy flies at you.
A sickening crunch comes from you as your chest collapses like an accordion. An awkward moment passes before the pathetically flailing limbs fall away from your tortured body in an explosion of flesh and sinew.
A panicked scream pierces the air. "Murderer!" You notice the nearby citizenry staring at Vahlissa briefly, before most quickly run off in fear.
* Vinjince was just struck down!
Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died!
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Postby Avrii on Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:44 pm

Vinjince wrote:Webba DON'T GO FAGGOT ON ME.


too late my furry negro friend
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<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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