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Postby Phii on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:24 am

I knew something good would come of Gyren's existance. But he knew it first.
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Postby Neissa on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:25 am

I don't know who Gyren is, but Gyren knows what you did last summer.


and he's coming to get you.


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Postby Vinjince on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:25 am

Gyren was there when Mike raped the boys.

Gyren held the camera for R Kelly's sex tape.
Vahlissa gestures at you.
A crackling stream of energy flies at you.
A sickening crunch comes from you as your chest collapses like an accordion. An awkward moment passes before the pathetically flailing limbs fall away from your tortured body in an explosion of flesh and sinew.
A panicked scream pierces the air. "Murderer!" You notice the nearby citizenry staring at Vahlissa briefly, before most quickly run off in fear.
* Vinjince was just struck down!
Your death cry echoes in your brain as it quickly dawns on you that you have just died!
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Postby Zurion on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:28 am

Gyren knows you're at home, but he just doesn't understand why you won't pick up the phone :(
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Postby Revildebul on Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:48 am

Gyren knows that at (9:57:14 PM) Targoth1 wrote "Gyren is the height of your average gay jew."

Gyren knows that if you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to afk script fishing, you're going to destroy the whole fucking ecosystem.

Gyren knows that he's had his share of the Crying Game.

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Postby Tropicalo on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:16 am

Gyren knows the location of the rebel's hidden base but won't tell Darth Vadar because he can use the force to play without being ATK.

Gyren knows what Tyler Durden would do.

Gyren knows how to escape a black hole but won't show anyone because he's people would just script it.

Gyren knows where to find the Higgs boson.

Gyren knows that big brother is watching but doesn't care because he bought his ranks in perception and only an afk scripter could always be watching.
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Postby Kolaisa on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:23 am

WarneckDR wrote:Gyren knew the answer was 42, Deep Thought cheated.


TeeklinDR: Gyren knows what's wrong with the patient before House does.


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"Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but...women voters? Welcome to Planet Mars! I'll be over in my spaceship"


Do the women there have exposed clitorati?


"if it flys, floats or fucks, your better off leasing it"
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Postby Kolaisa on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:25 am

Gyren knew the Wesley was only mostly dead.
"Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but...women voters? Welcome to Planet Mars! I'll be over in my spaceship"


Do the women there have exposed clitorati?


"if it flys, floats or fucks, your better off leasing it"
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Postby Auroch on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:32 am

BirkanDR wrote:Gyren knows where waldo is.


But he doesn't know where Wizard Whitebeard is, and he's pissed because that cheating bastard scripted all his hiding ranks.

Gyren knows he loves the attention but still feels dirty since it's coming from cheating afkers.
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Postby Joshers on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:24 am

Gyren knew where the fifth passage was before all those filthy afking thieves in Muspar'i ever did.

Gyren knows the troubles I've seen. Gyren knows my sorrow.

Gyren knows who shot Kennedy but they're pretty cool and totally responsive while sniping in bristlebacks so he won't rat them out.
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<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
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Abasha whispers, "you killed 116 people, dear god. and died 9 times"
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Postby Pureblade on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:38 am

Gyren could make a Genie script that makes any Genie script you want and it would be better than anything Tropicalo could make.

Gyren knows real War Mages don't use magic.

Gyren knows most Chuck Norris jokes were written while afk.

Gyren knows how to find a real gem.

Gyren knows he could afford a boat, but doesn't support the idea of being able to travel via sea without having to type ROW ROW ROW every 10 seconds.
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Postby Magrid on Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:30 am

epic thread

Gyren knows that once you go black, you never go back.

Gyren knows the meaning of life and tried to tell you, but when you were totally unresponsive you missed it in the scroll.

Gyren knows Bo.

Gyren knows he is about to become the best drinking game ever via Teeklin, but won't be joining us at the table playing it.
(1:35:49 PM) C0lettea1: damn he is hard
(1:54:38 PM) C0lettea1: men suck

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Postby Nimshar on Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:08 am

Gyren knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch... but he's afraid faster drivers/shoppers will buy all of it out from under him.

Gyren knows what was in the briefcase. The design docs for Experience Changes round 1.
Lirrak says, "Ok, yelling suey isnt really calling critters"
Lirrak says, "Nor is it supposed to"
Lirrak says, "Yes, they will come in but it has nothing to do with you yelling suey"
Lirrak says, "So there is nothing wrong with the AI, as yelling suey has nothing to do with the critters here"

[22:27] <riht> HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THE TENTACLES
[22:28] <CuriousB> Well it was fine up until it RIPPED THE GIRL APART AND HER GUTS CAME SPEWING OUT
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Postby Trent on Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:13 am

Gyren knows, that Hogan knows best, because Gyren is Hulk Hogan's biggest fan.

Gyren knows, because he is Mr. Smarty Pants.

Gyren knows that he can get Kenneth Cole's "Who Knows" brown leather men's dress shoes for $189.99 at shoes.com, but he chooses not to because Chinese children AFK'ed the leather.
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Postby teel on Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:19 am

Gyren knows why Mikey likes it.
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