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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:20 am

Gyren knows that mew was really under that truck, but if you afked your pokemon then its not.
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Postby Pythol on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:24 am

were there any funny ones or no?
[06:41:40] <Reene> we should have manipulates for other shit too.
[06:41:47] <Reene> Manipulate pacify...whatever.
[06:41:54] <Mazrian|waiting> Manipulate orgasm!
[06:42:01] <Mazrian|waiting> Long stun + fatigue hit.
[06:42:15] <Mazrian|waiting> Plus the thing is calmed after.
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Postby Pennywize989 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:25 am

Gyren knows what darkness lies in men's hearts, and he beat down that bought trash the Shadow and took over.
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:26 am

Gyren knows how to clean the litterbox

Gyren knows that for every post you have on SC that it equals 1 hour of time you've AFK scripted.

Gyren knows captain america isn't dead.

Gyren knows that pythol is laughing on the inside, but wants to seem too cool to find this funny.
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Postby Azarii on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:32 am

zandertirade: Gyren knows that Stephen Hawkings original theories were wrong, he just didn't call him on it since Stephen is ALWAYS ATK


TheAttackSlug: gyren knows that the hapless soul in the beautiful picture courtney posted on your website is her lord and husband simon


two of my favourites so far
but i still cant stop laughing. god. oh god.


Baelor350: Gyren knows why Tuna is so good for you.
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Postby Joshers on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:34 am

OLookItsCharlie: Gyren knows that SkyNet is actually Genie 6.0 and is fighting for our future


lol strk
<henri> yo serakk
<henri> im going to be in florida for like a month
<henri> we should bang
<henri> hang
<henri> hang out
<henri> we should hang out
<&serakk> afk
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:36 am

Chek wrote:
OLookItsCharlie: Gyren knows that SkyNet is actually Genie 6.0 and is fighting for our future


lol strk


hahahaha, thats the best one yet.

Gyren knows that russians are going to shoot the doc for AFKing while making their bomb, but hes not going to tell Marty that.
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Postby Phii on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:44 am

Gyren knows the princess is in another castle, but he finishes the level anyway.
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Postby Jason on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:52 am

Gyren knows Jhime would have come up with a joke sooner, but he was AFK


Gyren knows the USA only destroy Hiroshima because they AFKed Targeted Magic.


Gyren knows Carmen Sandiego AFKed climbing and swimming


Gyren knows it wouldn't have taken Jesus three days to rezz if the clerics weren't AFK.


Gyren knows what's in the Pulp Fiction briefcase. He reported it.


Gyren knows the last time you had some Wolf brand chili.



Thanks to Arika for saving those for me.
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Postby BirkanDR on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:54 am

Gyren knows where waldo is.
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Postby Phii on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:59 am

zandertirade: Gyren knows the truth is out there, but he won't leave his keyboard to find it
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Postby Cougartata on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:10 am

Gyren knows you can hop the ferries, and he doesn't care you paypal warrior.

TeeklinDR: Gyren knows that there is no Dana, only Zuul.
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Postby Pythea on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:13 am

Gyren knows tubgirl wouldn't be tubgirl if she were ATK.
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Postby thestrk on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:14 am

Phii wrote:
zandertirade: Gyren knows the truth is out there, but he won't leave his keyboard to find it


ahahahah I missed this one
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Postby Teeklin on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:23 am

Honestly this was the most fun I think I've ever had at my computer and Gyren knows I watch a LOT of porn.

Whoever started that chat is a fucking genius, and I'll be thinking up the rules for the "Gyren Knows" drinking game, which will be the best game that Simucon has ever known.
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When will I get mine? Or must I be a god-fearing, white American?

Why should the thieves have all of the fun?
Selling us water by the river, they don't speak for everyone
I'm ready to run and you're making me crawl
Selling me water by the river, but they don't speak for me at all.
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