Pawgetz has babies in the Bank. (long)

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Pawgetz has babies in the Bank. (long)

Postby huldah's pal on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:09 pm

Your mind hears Averalaan thinking, "Pawgetz please remove your gweths if you're going into labor"

I tried to cut out all the useless moaning, groaning and rubbing.

[Lower Bank of Ratha, Atrium]
A wide expanse of cool sea-foam green marble stretches across this noble room. Far overhead, crystal panes set within a spidery framework of gilded wrought-iron provide ample light that seems to intensify every color. Lofty arches on three sides lead to the various banking departments: The Bursar for foreign currency exchange, the Cashiers for regular banking transactions and the Bourse for private sales. You also see a tiny dart, the Exchange Bursar, some massive doors, the Cashiers, a waste basket, and the Auction Bourse.
Also in the room: Crachim, Izude, Lowkee who is sitting, Madame Pawgetz who is lying down, Eljer, Chaperone Purrvora who is sitting, and Holy Warrior Prisania.

Good god. In the bank?

Your mind hears Prisania thinking, "she just delivered 1 beautiful lil girl"
Your mind hears Averalaan thinking, "congrats Pawgetz"
Your mind hears Uris thinking, "mazal tov Paw and Eljer" (lol Uris is Jewish)


You see Madame (a thief Instructor) Pawgetz, a Prydaen.
You see Eljer Airius, an Elf.
(?!?!?!??!)

Pawgetz says, "nooo"
Pawgetz says, "it hurts"
Pawgetz begins an eerie, warbling wail of despair.
Vinisi falls to the ground laughing hysterically! ( I agree )
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Lowkee works carefully at tending his wounded right hand.
Pawgetz says, "ahhhhhhh"
Vinisi leaps to her feet!
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Eljer praises Pawgetz.
Purrvora says, "here it comes"
Pawgetz says, "not fast enough"
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Pawgetz pants.
Suik came through the Auction Bourse.
Suik casually observes the area.
Eljer says, "short breaths"
Purrvora says, "alright now the shoulders"
Lowkee sets about picking the steel crate...
You hear a soft click from the crate.
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Lowkee puts his lockpick in his small amulet.
Crachim smiles.
Eljer says, "push love"
Lowkee opens his steel crate.
Crachim went through the Auction Bourse.
Lowkee picks up some copper coins.
Eljer says, "almost there"
Purrvora says, "ahh"
Purrvora says, "another little little girl"
Zehek comes out of hiding.
Zehek's eyes roll back in his head as his knees buckle causing him to collapse in a heap to the ground.
Eljer lets out a hearty cheer for Pawgetz!
Purrvora says, "Eljer, your youngest"

This is the youngest, I missed the first one I guess.

Purrvora trills softly at Llyssia.
(Llyssia slowly begins to turn blue.)
You see Novice Llyssia, a Prydaen Cleric.
She has pointed ears and cat-slitted crystal blue eyes. Her blue-black mane is long and wavy, and is worn tied back. She has blue-grey fur with a silver belly with silver marbling and a slender tail.
She is young for a Prydaen.
She is in good shape.

She is wearing nothing special.

Pawgetz says, "am i done now"
Purrvora says, "yes sweetie your done"
Eljer offers Pawgetz a sleeping Prydaen baby doll wrapped in rose felt blankets.
Purrvora says, "Eljer, you going to hog them both "
(Llyssia coughs repeatedly, and slowly begins to regain normal color.)
Eljer smiles at Llyssia.
Pawgetz says, "mother whats wrong with the other one"
Purrvora rests her hand on Llyssia's arm with a soft smile.
Purrvora says, "well dearest, she is just alot smaller than your first"
Purrvora says, "let me see her Eljer"
(Llyssia lies there limply.)
Purrvora rubs Llyssia gently, massaging her muscles.

Your mind hears Vinisi thinking, "someone get an empath, there is a prydaen in the bank that needs to be euthanized"

Pawgetz says, "mother do something"
Eljer smiles as he gently hands Llyssia to Purrvora
Llyssia shivers.
Purrvora says, "hold on, let me grab that fur pelted cloak for the little one"
(Llyssia instincltively curls up to Purrvora's warmth, nuzzling about hungrily.) CHRIST ASLFKHDLFJK

Purrvora says, "Eljer, you do not let any out of your sight"
Purrvora stands up.

Pawgetz's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Izude carefully makes another fold in his paper.
Eljer moves over to guard Llyssia.
Purrvora says, "smile lly"
Purrvora gives Llyssia a smooch.
Maries says, "wow, look at that....it was born a cleric" (HAHAHA)

(Llyssia big blue eyes widen as she slowly surveys her surroundings.)
Lowkee sets about picking the ironwood skippet...
Purrvora says, "the gods picked"
Llyssia angles her ears forward in curiosity
Maries appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Pawgetz's eyes roll back in her head and she goes completely limp!
Llyssia sneezes.
Eljer grabs Pawgetz by the shoulders and shakes her!
Chaperone Purrvora came through some massive doors.
Purrvora gets a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth from inside her black haversack
Purrvora says, "Eljer "
Purrvora says, "give this around your baby
Eljer offers Llyssia a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth.
Llyssia accepts Eljer's fur cloak
Llyssia drapes a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth around her shoulders.
Purrvora rubs Llyssia gently, massaging her muscles.
Purrvora's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Llyssia smiles weakly, as she feels fur enshroud her granting its warmth.
Llyssia trills, her ears relaxing minutely back against her head.
Purrvora asks, "Eljer did you see your wife had passed out?"
Purrvora says, "here let me help you sweetie"
Pawgetz says, "i dont wanna do that again kk" I don't want you to do it again either.
Purrvora says, "sweetie in a couple days you will forget trust me"

Lowkee asks, "forget about giving birth?"
Lowkee asks, "haha how?"

(Llyssia coo's, big blue eyes peeking out from beneath silvered lashes.)
You hear someone giggle.
Pawgetz says, "thats what i say"

Purrvora says, "she will, we all do, or our races would all die out"
(Lowkee acts confused)
Pawgetz says, "love, can i hold our other daughter"
You say, "I was born from a solid foam of water, birthed upon the sea fully grown and naked, my hair swathed about me as a robe."
Purrvora says, "it would explain alot i see"
Purrvora smiles at you.
(AIGH)

You hear the voice of Maries ask, "how many did you pop out?"
Pawgetz hugs Llyssia, who wraps her arms around Pawgetz with a warm smile.
Pawgetz says, "i had 2"

Pawgetz says, "two beautiful babies"
Ilander exclaims, "Don't worry! Nurse is here!"
Ilander asks, "Where's the kittenchute?"
Purrvora asks, "excuse me?"
(Llyssia snuggles up to her mama, drifting off to sleep.)
Ilander says, "I'm here to deliver the kitties."
Pawgetz's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Pawgetz trills softly at Llyssia.
You say, "You're late, alas.
Purrvora says, "and in the wrong place"
Ilander asks, "Huh?"
You hear the voice of Maries ask, "does 2 qualify as a litter?"
Purrvora says, "there were no kittens born here"
You hear the voice of Maries ask, "are you sure you don't have more in there?"
Ilander says, "What do you mean? I heard there were kittens being delivered right here."
Purrvora says, "if you will excuse us, Paw stand dear"
Ilander asks, "What are their names?"
Chaperone Purrvora's group came through some massive doors.
Eljer stands up.
Ilander ponders.
Purrvora holds hands with Llyssia.
Eljer joins Purrvora's group.

And so the happy family leaves.
Will pay for Llyssia deaths.
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Postby Cougartata on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:19 pm

ahahahahahfaifhaifha

uh...ahahahahasfpasfjkjjf omg that is fucking hilarious. Who was it that was punching that pregnant chick in the stomch in game? Wow. It was born a 12 year old cleric.
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Postby Quanette on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:24 pm

You've got to be shitting me.
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Postby huldah's pal on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm

Quanette wrote:You've got to be shitting me.


I wish I was :(
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Postby Pureblade on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:25 pm

ten fishheads say that idiot child is out hunting rats before she turns 1.
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Postby huldah's pal on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:34 pm

Your mind hears Vinisi thinking, "gross, who left this bloody mess in the bank?"
Your mind hears Averalaan thinking, "beat up hunters runnin thru all the time"
Your mind hears Vinisi thinking, "looks more like someone with TB coughed up a hairball"
Your mind hears Averalaan thinking, "clean it up then or walk away"
Your mind hears Tikoro thinking, "Hiya Aver"
Your mind hears Vinisi thinking, "I'm reporting this to the Ratha authorities, this is how disease is spread ya know!"

LOL
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Postby fromwork on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:50 pm

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This scene pisses me off because it flies in the face of my elitest snob RP theory that some things should NOT be played out. I dont want to witness a scene or a log of your character taking a shit, getting their apendix removed, being raped, having any sort of sex, or giving birth. Its called an FTB, or "Fade to Black." What I consider "real roleplayers" use this technique quite often because they realize the point of scenes is for character and storyline development. If you really feel the NEED to roleplay one of these scenes out to "justify" it for your character dev, whatever, but dont subject the public to it.And I dont even mind "bending the rules of the RP world" every now and then if it really contributes/enhances the story. But there are a few basic rules that every moron in Elanthia knows:
1. Pry CANNOT reproduce except with other Pry.
2. No female of any spieces gives birth to a "15 year old" child.

Perhaps the only "worse" RP log/scene I've ever read is when a female decided to go into graphic detail of her having a miscarriage, down to the blood dripping down into her boots, and then posted it up to share with the world.

And while I'm sure I'm "lame" for thinking Pawz and Eljer are nice folks, I just knew something like this was going to happen the first time she started announcing she was pregnant. And with twins (incredibly rare for Pry, especially when they are mating with elves).

So I'll stick to my shopping and take my reminders that I'm not IC enough and "possibly ruining other players enjoyment with my actions." These players wouldn't know RP if it bit them in the ass and this world isn't worthy of calling itself an RP mud, even as a joke.

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Postby InsaneElvenArcanist on Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:57 pm

I do believe eljer is one of ragrans alts. (I could be mistaken)

And for more of crazy with zinaca/eljer/pawgetz I recall this little gem.

http://www.smelly-cat.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5763
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Re: Pawgetz has babies in the Bank. (long)

Postby Rietz on Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:04 pm

huldah's pal wrote:You also see a tiny dart, the Exchange Bursar, some massive doors, the Cashiers, a waste basket, and the Auction Bourse.


There's your nurse-on-duty, right there.
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Postby githan1 on Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:11 pm

jesus. what a group of morons. im just glad the didnt feel the need to rp the conception.
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Postby Galren on Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:55 pm

All I saw there was a missed opportunity to stomp on some prydaen's stomach. I would have taken the murder fines AND the non-consented pvp warning to kill her and cause a still birth
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Postby huldah's pal on Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:59 pm

Galren wrote:All I saw there was a missed opportunity to stomp on some prydaen's stomach. I would have taken the murder fines AND the non-consented pvp warning to kill her and cause a still birth


Unfortunately, I was on my very very low thief alt, but in retrospect I probably should have asked who the sperm donor was.

Probably would have gotten shot for that :D
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Postby Quanette on Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:01 pm

Oh man. You mean her mate is an elf? People who roleplay reproducing with races they cannot possibly reproduce should be an insta-warning. :[
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Postby Destron on Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:13 pm

That was a fucking outrage. I cant beleive people like this exist. I hate prydaens. I hate them. I hate their stupid names. I hate their gay shit RP events. Most of all I hate their piece of shit players. If there is one reason WoW is better than DR it is because you don't have to witness pathetic shit like this.
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Postby Ivyangel on Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:25 pm

your avatar is hilarious courtney
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