NIXIEFAG or PIXIEG

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NIXIEFAG or PIXIEG

Postby SmellyDog on Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:57 am

To start it off I got a language warning/caution thingy for saying "Nixifag" in game after this was all over. So I decided to title the thread this. :D

Title: The Leedle Paladin That Couldn't
or Deathhorse Buttercup
or A Lesson in Pwnz and Forgetting About Consent
or Vrii is Never an Innocent Bystander?

Characters: Nixieg, 100+ Paladin
Buttercup, Akhaal horse
Jhime, non last-named Warrior Mage
Ginsu, Knife Ranger
Vrii, Guilty Bystander

With guest appearances by: Vraag, Fuler(Empath), Urmathir(Cleric), Redmagrowl, Gwenddolyn, Woshliol, Dyten and the Angel of Death.

Setting: It was a rainy Summer's eve in Langenfirth.

Action.
>go path
[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see a large aqueous fissure, an Akhaal horse, some georin grass, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Lieutenant Nixieg, Mithirlyth, Initiate Empath Fuler who is lying down, Urmathir, Simrik, Guerilla Vraag, Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down, and Mageling Jhime.
Obvious paths: north.
You strike a heroic pose.
Jhime accepts Nixieg's challenge.
Nixieg slings a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock off from over his shoulder.
You feel someone rubbing you gently.
You say, "Ooo just in time."
Ginsu whispers, "just in time"
You hear someone chuckling.
You laugh!
>whis gins Stop being my twin.
You hear the voice of Jhime say, "crap"
You hear the voice of Jhime say, "i harnessed 56"
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
Nixieg points at Jhime, ruining his attempt to advance unnoticed.
Jhime seems to be concentrating intently on something.
An Akhaal horse begins to advance on Jhime.
Jhime retreats from combat.
Jhime retreats from combat.
With the speed and temerity of a swooping gay, Nixieg fires an ironwood quadrello at Jhime. Jhime dodges, stepping aside with ease.
The ironwood quadrello lands nearby!

Jhime seems to be concentrating intently on something.
Jhime comes out of hiding.
Jhime gestures at Nixieg.
Small sparks of electricity dance in the air between Jhime and Nixieg.
Nixieg grimaces as he drops a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock from his fingers!

Jhime closes to pole weapon range on Nixieg.
Jhime seems to be concentrating intently on something.
Jhime closes to melee range on Nixieg.
Jhime puts his shield in his black backpack.
Jhime gestures.
An Akhaal horse begins to advance on Jhime.
Nixieg gestures at Jhime.
Nixieg stares intently at Jhime, stopping him in his tracks with his gaze.

Nixieg gets a bastard sword from inside his viper-skin baldric.
Driving in with naturally gay movements, Nixieg steps backward and then slices at Jhime. Jhime fails to evade, taking the full blow. The sword lands an awesome strike that explodes the heart and lungs with a bone-shattering blow to the chest!
The Akhaal horse closes to pole weapon range on Jhime.
Nixieg backs off Jhime who collapses into unconsciousness. The challenge has been satisfied.

You say, "Oh suck."
The Akhaal horse closes to melee range on Jhime.
You hear the voice of Ginsu say, "ew"
Nixieg picks up a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock.
Moving with grace, an Akhaal horse lashes out with its forefeet at Jhime. Jhime attempts to evade, taking the full blow. The hoof lands a light hit that painfully mashes several toes of the left foot!

Jhime's in shock and dying!


Fuler just touched Jhime.
Nixieg slings a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock over his shoulder.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
* Jhime was just struck down!
* Jhime is slain before your eyes!
Jhime is able to move again.
Um, no, he isn't.
The shimmering shield fades from around Jhime.[
Ginsu grabs Jhime's body and drags it north with him.
You exclaim, "!"
Ginsu just arrived, dragging the body of Jhime behind him. Noble effort.
Ginsu's jaw drops.
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "oops"
You say, "What the..."
Nixieg pats an Akhaal horse's neck. CLEARLY not remorseful that his horse just killed someone in a "friendly spar." Superb RP for a Paladin/military official.
Ginsu exclaims, "your horse is a murderer!"
Jhime looks healthier and Fuler appears to weaken.
Ginsu just punched Nixieg in the knees!
An Akhaal horse retreats away from Jhime.
Billyilly just arrived.
Nixieg glares at Ginsu.
Billyilly asks, "?"
Ginsu frowns.
You get an odd feeling that someone is watching you. It quickly passes.
Ginsu glares at Nixieg.
>punc horse
Actually, using a weapon would probably be a bit more effective.
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "I botched the SD."
You say, "The horse needs to go to jail."
Ginsu slaps Nixieg! Ooooh, that HAD to hurt!
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!

>l jhim
You see Mageling Jhime, Show Fighter of Elanthia, a Human.
He appears to be dead! Other than that...
He has faint scuffing to the neck, minor swelling and bruising around the right arm compounded by deep cuts across the right arm, faint scuffing to the left arm, faint scuffing to the right leg, cuts and bruises about the left leg, cuts and bruises about the right hand, a shattered chest area with gaping wounds.
He is bleeding slightly from the right arm, severely from the chest and with widespread discoloration in the chest.

Ginsu says, "don't glare."
You hear someone chortling.
You say, "That horse is a punk."
Fuler asks, "there a cleric coming?"
Nixieg searches around for a moment.
Urmathir says, "here already"
You say, "Urmathir is here."
Fuler just touched Jhime.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu sniffs at Nixieg. Smell that? That's the smell of dishonor. :(
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu picks up an ironwood quadrello.
Ginsu puts his quadrello in his highwayman's pack. YOINK
You hear someone humming from the shadows.
[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see a small aqueous fissure, an Akhaal horse, some georin grass, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Billyilly, the body of Mageling Jhime who is lying down, Lieutenant Nixieg, Mithirlyth, Initiate Empath Fuler who is sitting, Urmathir, Simrik, Guerilla Vraag, and Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north.

Ginsu whispers, "MY quad now."
Urmathir says, "need that broken body cleaned up a bit"
>whis gins He did that on purpose. :(
You whisper to Ginsu.
Mithirlyth whispers, "what guild is nixie?"
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "Please"
>whis mith Paladin.
Ginsu whispers, "you think so?"
Nixieg works carefully at tending Jhime's wounded chest. You have no soul.
Mithirlyth whispers, "never seen a pladin spar...scary"
>whis mith The halt is deadly.
Billyilly smiles vrii lil lil
You smile lil bil
Billyilly laughs!
You hear someone chuckling.
Fuler says, "hes raisable"
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
You rub Jhime in a friendly fashion.
Billyilly says, "night night my barbarians"
Nixieg searches around for a moment.
An Akhaal horse whinnies.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu gestures. POWER UP
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu gestures.
Fuler says, "he can live"
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu gestures.
Ginsu whispers, "hmm.. should i try and spar him or no..."
Ginsu whispers, "his horse killing jhime does make me want to go catch a pony of death and train it for evil"
KR>whis gins Yeah. But Still. He knew that.
KR>whis jhim He knew his pony would kill you.
You ask, "Did you two agree to spar with the horse as well?"
Ginsu whispers, "i hope jhime intends to kill him for his horses mistake"
KR>whis gins Me too.
Urmathir says, "one Jhime coming up"
An Akhaal horse whickers softly. You'll see why all the horse bolding is necessary later on....
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "Thanks, Urmathir."
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "And Fuler"
Fuler says, "yup"
You hear the voice of Ginsu ask, "Want to spar, Nixieg?"
KR>whis jhim Did you agree to the horse? I hope you're going to kill his face.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu bops around like a silly teenager.
The grating, wraithlike spirit of Jhime whispers, "he is a crappy paladin. he is 100+ but i should have beat him. i f'ed up my SD and backfired. If i got that off he would have died"
The grating, wraithlike spirit of Jhime whispers, "im survival tert and i hide on him"
Nixieg slings a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock off from over his shoulder.
Nixieg slings a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock over his shoulder.
KR>whis jhim Yeah, that horse thing made me mad though. He cheatered.
The grating, wraithlike spirit of Jhime whispers, "he has been 100+ for at least 6 months"
Ginsu ponders.
Ginsu says, "darn. i figured you'd be glad to beat me up"
Ginsu searches around for a moment.
Nixieg makes a grunting noise.
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.
Nixieg speaks gently to the horse as he approaches closer to it. Extending his hand, palm down, he lets the horse sniff him.
Nixieg pats an Akhaal horse's neck.
Beastiality is illegal, fkr.
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
An Akhaal horse throws up its head, pawing at the ground with its left front hoof.
It's searching for more people to keel, I bet.
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
Ginsu gets a piece of plain origami paper from inside his highwayman's pack.
Ginsu carefully makes another fold in his paper.
Ginsu gets a gargoyle-hide shield from inside his highwayman's pack.
Ginsu puts his paper in his highwayman's pack.
Ginsu slides his left arm through the straps on his gargoyle-hide shield and flexes.
Ginsu gets a piece of plain origami paper from inside his highwayman's pack.
Ginsu carefully makes another fold in his paper.
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
With amazing speed, Nixieg strikes Ginsu in the throat with the edge of his flattened palm. Ginsu clutches his throat, wheezing pathetically. Oh, hi there, Mr. Consent. You were random.


R>l nix who is about to die
You see Lieutenant Nixieg Tubeson, Sacred Sword of the Therengia Cavalry, a Human Paladin.
He has laugh lines and sparkling black eyes. He has cropped dark brown hair and copper skin and an athletic build.
He is a bit over average height for a Human.
He is in his prime for a Human.
He has some light stubble on his face.
He is in good shape.

He is wearing a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock, a gold-plated tower shield emblazoned with a majestic gay, a pair of polished steel gauntlets with platinum gay joints, a gay helm, some articulated blued-steel armor with spiked gay and couters, a short narrow-bladed halberd with a cambrinth-inlaid ironwood gay, an albredine gay ring, a gold kyanite gaydesuan, a silver jadeite gaydesuan, a gay canvas bag, an elegant spidersilk traveler's gaypack, some thick gay socks, a pilgrim's gay, some winged cloud-gay boots, a plush ebon shadow hound spellbook case clasped with two wicked silver gays, a pair of cambrinth-gay spectacles, a cambrinth armband curled into the shape of a sleek gay, some fine black cotton trousers with silver gay along the seams, a golden fleece greatcloak fastened with a wrought-gay chain clasp damascened in gold and gay, a snowbeast-pelt pouch shabbily embroidered with a horse pattern in gay thread, a dark steel cloak pin bearing a tinted glass gay, a dark steel cloak pin bearing a tinted glass gay, a tasseled gay waterskin, a paladin's shield-shaped eyepatch embossed with the image of a clenched gay, a silver thirteen-point star attached to a gay pony-tail hair tie, a midnight black warder's cordon with gold gay, a blown-gay "K" pendant suspended from a black leather cord, a belted gay-skin baldric fastened with a chiseled iron dragon buckle, a gay Lieutenant's badge, a gay-shaped golden locket, a diamond gay, a twisted gay medallion with an embedded soulstone, a sea gay charm, a royal blue foraging apron attractively embroidered with a Paladin crest gay in gold-colored thread, a bright yellow satin rosette (I don't even need to add the word gay to this one), a teak bolt box engraved with the image of a large gay, a sharkskin thigh pouch clasped with a carved gay button, a gold-inlaid cambrinth ring molded into the form of a broken gay, a skull gay, a gay gold pinky ring, an origami-gay envelope and a teeny strap-on wang.

You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "I'll do that after this"
Ginsu makes a fold in his paper, but it doesn't seem to enhance his project much.
Ginsu's jaw drops.
An Akhaal horse tenses, ears swiveling around as if searching for a noise. Aww, it knows its master is about to perish. Sew cayoot!
>whis jhim I think Moaht owned Nixieg a while ago.
Ginsu's skin briefly withers and tightens, becoming unnaturally gaunt as he mutters some foul phrase.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu puts his paper in his highwayman's pack.
Drifter Ginsu just went north.
The grating, wraithlike spirit of Jhime whispers, "wouldnt doubt it."
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu meditates calmly for a moment before looking at Nixieg.
Small globes of
blue and orange light appear and dart upward like fireflies.
With a loud *CRACK* a massive oak tree breaks free and falls from above!
The oak tree lands a powerful strike to his back!
* Nixieg was just struck down!
* Nixieg is slain before your eyes!

A soft red glow appears over Nixieg's body.
Ginsu bends slightly and slaps Nixieg hard in the great helm with his goblin-hide gloved hand, making a nice thunk!!
Dervose raises an eyebrow.
Vraag falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You say, "Thunk."
Ginsu scoffs.
Ginsu unloads his ebony longbow. Didn't even need the bow, brotha.
Ginsu puts his arrow in his thigh quiver.
Ginsu slings a ebony longbow over his shoulder.
Dervose asks, "Where these bodies from?"

>l nix
You see Lieutenant Nixieg Tubeson, Sacred Sword of the Therengia Cavalry, a Human Paladin.
He appears to be dead! Other than that...
He has a severely swollen back with a shattered spinal cord compounded by deep slashes across the back.
He is bleeding moderately from the back.

A massive oak tree breaks apart into splinters.
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "whoa"
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime say, "'I hate that spell even more now"
Ginsu manages to gain control of his vocal chords.
Ginsu says, "That thump was totally uncalled for."
Ginsu kicks Nixieg!
You ask, "Why'd he thump you?"
Ginsu says, "I dont know, its not like i was whispering anything to him"
Ginsu says, "he just decided he didnt want me to talk anymore"
Ginsu shrugs.

Jzerroth just arrived.
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.
Commander Gwenddolyn just arrived.
You notice as a brown lynx pads into the area.
The brown lynx begins to watch the goings on carefully.
Recruits!
Gwenddolyn raises her hand in a quick salute.
Jzerroth asks, "Nixieg, weapon??"
You hear the ghostly voice of Nixieg say, "i had no weapon"
You hear the voice of Ginsu say, "is that supposed to be a threat"
You hear the ghostly voice of Jhime exclaim, "I got killed by a horse!"
Ginsu ponders.
Jzerroth nods to Nixieg.
Gwenddolyn raises an eyebrow.
You hear the ghostly voice of Nixieg say, "is not a threat ginsu"
>whis nix I think thump is consent.
Ginsu says, "If you wanted to strike me, you could have just accepted my spar proposal"

Ginsu looks at Nixieg and shrugs.

Urmathir resurrects Jhime.

You exclaim, "Yay!"
You hug Jhime who wraps his arms around you with a warm smile. A faint scent of ale clings to his skin.
Jhime exclaims, "Praise be to Urmathir!"
Ginsu praises Jhime.
You hear the ghostly voice of Nixieg say, "ye never challenged me and ye slaps me"
You say, "Yeah, Urmathir is awesome."
An Akhaal horse whinnies.
You exclaim, "So is Khelin!"
Jhime leaps to his feet!
Ginsu says, "I asked you for a challenge"

>l
[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see a brown lynx who is sitting, a braided lead rope, an Akhaal horse, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Commander Gwenddolyn, Jzerroth, Brother Khelin who is sitting, Vajrey, Dervose, Drifter Ginsu, Mageling Jhime, the body of Lieutenant Nixieg who is lying down, Initiate Empath Fuler who is sitting, Urmathir who is kneeling, Simrik, Guerilla Vraag, and Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north.

Jhime says, "I didn't expect that from a spar."
Gwenddolyn bows her head and chants a prayer.
Jhime frowns at an Akhaal horse.
Ginsu says, "and if your going to thump me, do it when im like...talkin and not standing there folding"
An Akhaal horse whinnies.
You hear the ghostly voice of Nixieg say, "well i did'nt hear ye challenge me and was not folding"
Ginsu says, "too bad i guess"
You notice a brown lynx stand back up.
The brown lynx pads off.
You hear the ghostly voice of Nixieg say, "is too bad ye has ta bothers me "
Fuler says, "clean"
An Akhaal horse's ears prick forward, straining to hear some sound in the distance.
Fuler says, "nixieg"
Jzerroth nods to Gwenddolyn.
Fuler says, "ok"
Fuler says, "i go now"
Fuler says, "kill eachother some more"
Jhime says, "Come out"
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu leans to his right slightly.
Jzerroth nods to Gwenddolyn.
Gwenddolyn grins at you, her dimples flashing into view.
Ginsu chortles softly at some secret joke.
Ginsu peers quizzically at Jhime.
You smile at Gwenddolyn.
Drifter Ginsu went to the main road.
Jzerroth ponders.
Jhime says, "I'm gonna go get favors in case I have more equine encounters."
Gwenddolyn says, "perhaps we had better come here more often Lt"
Jhime hugs you, and you give him a smile in return.
Jzerroth nods gayily to Gwenddolyn.
Gwenddolyn says, "I see that we are needed"
You give Jhime a smooch. Mmmmmwa!
You say, "Equine."
You snicker.
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.

Khelin resurrects Nixieg.

An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
Jzerroth says, "Indeed, seems to become a haven for more "unsavory" characters"
Nixieg stands up.
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.
Gwenddolyn says, "it was never that way here"
Jzerroth nods to Gwenddolyn.
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.
Nixieg shakes Jhime's hand.
I guess they made an agreement?
Jhime traces an arcane sigil in the air.
Jhime says, "I think Ginsu got thumped."
You say, "He did."
You say, "Ginsu asked Nixieg to spar and Nixieg thumped."
Gwenddolyn says, "I will inform Field Marshal Amlach to post a guard here continuously if necessary"
You say, "Then Ginsu killed him."
Nixieg says, "ginsu slapped me"
You say, "Well, to be fair, your horse killed Jhime."
Nixieg says, "i never heard em ask about sparring"
Vajrey laughs!
You say, "In a spar that was supposed to be a friendly one NOT ending in death."
Nixieg says, "thats atween jhime and meself"
You say, "The horse thing was sort of dishonorable."
Vraag asks, "Aren't Ginsu and Jhime bonded?"
Vraag ponders.
Jhime says, "haha"
Jhime says, "Gods no"
Jhime says, "Thats not even a funny joke."
Vraag cackles!
You ask, "Well, is it wrong of a friend of Jhime's to want to challenge you after you caused his death?"
Drifter Ginsu just arrived.
You say, "You're a Lieutenant."
Vraag asks, "truffeney frowns upon that sort of thing?"
You say, "Act like one."
An Akhaal horse flicks its tail across its back, aiming for a brave insect.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu gestures.
Nixieg says, "i told ye i did'nt hear his challenge"
You say, "We're supposed to look up to you people."
You say, "You're supposed to be the most honorable."
Vraag asks, "what people?"
You say, "Especially being a Paladin."
Vraag looks thoughtfully at you.
Ginsu whispers, "hahahha good guilt trip"
ty
Nixieg says, "he jes slapped me then ran off hiding"
Vraag squints at Nixieg.
You say, "You knew your horse would attack."
Vraag asks, "this guy?"
You notice Ginsu come out of hiding.
Ginsu points at himself.
You say, "Even when the challenge was finished."
You say, "And you didn't discuss it with Jhime prior."
You frown.
You say, "I dunno. I guess I'm a little disappointed in the military now because of that."
Ginsu says, "yeah i dont know a horse can accidently kill someone.."
You say, "It sort of sucks that a few dishonorable bad apples have to ruin that for the ones I do respect."
You say, "I respect Gwenddolyn."
Vraag asks, "theres a MILITARY?"
Vraag blinks.
>whis jhim No I don't.
>whis gins No, I don't.
Jhime casually observes the area.
You motion to Gwenddolyn.
Vajrey laughs!
Ginsu ponders.
An Akhaal horse throws up its head, pawing at the ground with its left front hoof.
Jzerroth growls ferociously!
That's right. You get made. You channel that fury, sir.
You say, "I imagine her actions would have been different."
Gwenddolyn shakes her head at Jzerroth.
You say, "Anyway... I guess it's not really any of my business since I wasn't directly involved, but that's my take on the recent events at El Bain's Stop."

You frown.
R>whis gins Why are they not talking?
Jhime gestures.
Jhime looks steadier.
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
>whis jhim God, did I silence them with awesomeness or what?
You clasp Vraag's hand tenderly.
>hold gins
Hold hands with whom?
Ginsu whispers, "yeah it seems wierd, but i bet Nix wants to kill me..."[/b]
You clasp Jhime's hand tenderly.
Jhime gestures.
A faint breeze surrounds him.
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu attaches a twisted cambrinth armband to his upper arm.
Ginsu gestures.
Ginsu's cambrinth armband emits a loud *snap*.
>hold gins
Hold hands with whom?
Jhime says, "Make is snappy. I really am getting favors."
Jhime traces an arcane sigil in the air.
Ginsu whispers, "every time he preps i get nervous"
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu shudders.
>hold gins
You clasp Ginsu's hand tenderly.
Nixieg gestures at Ginsu.
Nixieg's cambrinth armband emits a loud *snap*.
Oh here we go.

You hear someone laugh.
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
>whis group Heh, wish we had Kola here to say what he's preppin.
You whisper to Ginsu, Jhime and Vraag.
You hear the voice of Ginsu say, "that was mean..."
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
Jhime gestures.
Jhime seems to move more easily.
Ginsu whispers to your group, "yeah, he probably just tried to smite foe me"
Jhime whispers to your group, "just spelling up im sure cause he sees me doing it"
Vraag whispers to your group, "he appears to be readying himself for another ass beating"
Lieutenant Nixieg went to the main road.
Jhime gestures.
Jhime seems to move more easily.
>whis group I see him bending over, yes.
Lieutenant Nixieg just arrived.
Nixieg's head jerks about, a surprised look on his face!
You ponder.
You hear the voice of Ginsu say, "i'll let that one slide, Nix"
Gwenddolyn says, "spars are so much funner"
Jhime asks, "So are we done here?"
You say, "That's honorable of you, Ginsu."
You nod.
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
Sir Ronstaa just arrived.
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
You say, "Very gracious."
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
Ronstaa raises his hand in a quick salute.
You hear the voice of Ginsu say, "what can i say, im a great guy."
Jhime whispers to your group, "ginsu dont do anything else. if he kills you with out you doing anything"
You hear someone chortling.
Jhime whispers to your group, "ill kill the horse"
Jzerroth looks at Gwenddolyn and shrugs.
An Akhaal horse throws up its head, pawing at the ground with its left front hoof.
>whis group CAN YOU KILL THE HORSE?
Ginsu whispers to your group, "KILL..."
Ronstaa removes a sinuous cambrinth armband coiled in the shape of a striking adder from his upper arm.
Nixieg speaks gently to the horse as he approaches closer to it. Extending his hand, palm down, he lets the horse sniff him.
An Akhaal horse snorts and throws up its head.
>whis group OH GOD DO IT
Jhime whispers to your group, "cause he shouldnt have the right to kill you again. you had consent from thump"
Vraag whispers to your group, "ahaha slay yon equine"
Jhime whispers to your group, "ginsu dont do anything else. if he kills you with out you doing anything"
>whis group Haha.


>l
[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see some grass, a gaping aqueous fissure, an Akhaal horse, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Sir Ronstaa, Lieutenant Nixieg, Vajrey, Commander Gwenddolyn, Jzerroth, Brother Khelin, Mageling Jhime, Urmathir, Guerilla Vraag, and Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north.

Jhime whispers to your group, "ginsu dont do anything else. if he kills you with out you doing anything"
Jhime whispers to your group, "ill kill the horse"
Jhime exclaims, "Stop hiding!"

You laugh!
Ginsu comes out of hiding.
Ginsu ponders.
Nixieg points at Ginsu. So, Ginsu coming out probably did him in....
Ronstaa puts his skull in his linked-steel pack.
Ginsu points at himself.
You point at yourself.
Nixieg gestures at Ginsu.
A brilliant stream of pure white light jumps toward Ginsu from Nixieg, warping into a hammer-shaped force that slams into him!
It lands a cataclysmic strike (Shock waves ripple outward!) against his chest!
The hammer-shaped light silently explodes.

Nixieg suddenly falls to his knees, tears trickling down his face.
* Ginsu was just struck down!
* Ginsu is slain before your eyes!

The translucent sphere around Ginsu suddenly pops like a soap bubble.
A nervous tic starts up around your eye.
Vraag points up.

>l gins
You see Drifter Ginsu, a Halfling.
He appears to be dead! Other than that...
He has faint scuffing to the head, faint scuffing to the left arm, a severely swollen chest area with a shattered rib cage compounded by deep slashes across the chest area.
He is bleeding moderately from the chest.

You say, "........"
You say, "Oh man."
You hear the ghostly voice of Ginsu say, "hmm...."
Jhime traces an arcane sigil in the air.
You say, "Dishonorable act NUMBER TWO."
You glare at Nixieg.
Gwenddolyn says, "now, I will say this, you both are even, let it end there"
You ask Nixieg, "Seriously, you do realize you're somewhat of a disgrace, right?"
You say, "That is NOT even."
You hear the ghostly voice of Ginsu ask, "someone glyph me?"
Nixieg says, "now if ye wants ta let it go now would be a good time ta call it even"
You say, "Even was Nixieg's death."
Jhime says, "That's not even. really"
Jhime gestures.
A halo of fire flickers into being and hovers around his neck and mouth briefly.
Hmm. Dragon's Breath. :D
Jhime says, "So wait"
An Akhaal horse whinnies.
Nixieg stands up.
Gwenddolyn says, "vrii, stay out, it is their argument, not yours" EFF YOU Um... pot... kettle... BLACK?
Vajrey asks, "What just happened?"
Vajrey falls over.
Nixieg asks, "wait?"
You say, "Um, it is very much mine."
Jhime asks, "Nix gets to kill ginsu for kill him?"
You hear the ghostly voice of Ginsu say, "nixieg is a sore loser"
You say, "I am a spectator."
Jhime asks, "just clear that for me?"
You say, "Watched it all happen."
Vajrey stands up.
Jhime says, "Someone tell me yes"
Vraag nods to Jhime.
An Akhaal horse whickers softly.
You say, "If YOU'RE in it, who didn't even see the whole thing, I'm in it like twice."
Vraag says, "thats what happened eh"
Jhime asks, "Correct, Gwen?"
Vraag says, "eye for an eye"
You hear the ghostly voice of Ginsu ask, "gwen, could you glyph me?"
Vajrey asks, "One shot spells?"
Vajrey ponders.
Gwenddolyn says, "that is true jhime, but it ends there"
Jhime says, "Gwen seemed to think that was fair"
Jhime says, "ok"
Jhime says, "thanks"
You hear the ghostly voice of Ginsu say, "how gracious of you."

Ginsu departs.

Jhime says, "I end mine"
Jhime inhales sharply, then violently spits a bolt of churning flame toward an Akhaal horse!
The incendiary spittle blasts an Akhaal horse in its abdomen!
The Akhaal horse falls to the ground and lies still.

Vraag falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Vraag rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Nixieg begins a solemn intonation. A bright gay glow fills the air as a soft blue nimbus forms around him!
Vajrey says, "..."
Jzerroth moves over to guard Nixieg.
You hear the voice of Jhime say, "I bid you all goodday."
Jhime comes out of hiding.
Jhime raises his hand in a quick salute. salud
Nixieg gestures at Jhime.
A brilliant stream of pure white light jumps toward Jhime from Nixieg, warping into a hammer-shaped force that slams into him!
It lands a vicious strike against his chest!
The hammer-shaped light silently explodes.
Jhime is stunned!

You say, "...."
Nixieg begins to advance on Jhime.
Nixieg slings a hunter's crossbow with a gay-inlaid stock off from over his shoulder.
You grab Jhime's arm and try to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
Roundtime: 3 seconds.
Mageling Jhime went to the main road. whew
Ronstaa bows his head and chants a prayer.
Jzerroth stops guarding Nixieg.

>l hors
The Akhaal horse is sixteen hands high with a red coat spangled with tiny white spots that are concentrated over the back and hips. It has a reddish-brown mane and tail. The gelding has a small, thin white line running down the length of the face.
The Akhaal horse is dead.
The Akhaal horse has a completely destroyed abdomen with nearly all flesh and bone torn away revealing a gaping hole.
The horse is wearing a scuffed leather bridle.
You recognize Nixieg's brand on the horse's flank.
God, I love it.

Vraag whispers, "run!"
Vraag whispers, "they have consent on you now"
Jzerroth went to the main road.
Jzerroth just arrived.
>whis vra I didn't drag.
Jzerroth says, "Enough"
Vajrey ponders.
>whis vra No, they don't.
Drifter Ginsu just arrived.
As Ginsu reaches out to the Ginsu warding-glyph its red glow suddenly surrounds him. When it's gone, he is wearing everything again!
Jzerroth moves over to guard Nixieg.
Ginsu pants. Ginsu doesn't even know yet.
Vraag whispers, "oh.. you tried though"
Vraag ponders.
Gwenddolyn says, "as i said, it is over"
Jzerroth says, "This is foolish"
Ginsu says, "I need favors."
Drifter Ginsu went to the main road.
>whis vra Yeah, but oh well. If they call that consent, the thump was consent.

And here it comes... COMEDY GOLD.

Vraag gets a wide-bladed skinning knife with a bear jaw handle from inside his sienna gold pack.
Vraag skillfully peels the horse hide off of a wounded Akhaal horse.


>l
[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see some grass, an aqueous fissure, a wounded Akhaal horse which appears dead, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Initiate Empath Fuler, Jzerroth, Sir Ronstaa, Lieutenant Nixieg, Vajrey, Commander Gwenddolyn, Brother Khelin, Urmathir, Guerilla Vraag, and Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north.

Vraag's jaw opens wide to release a roar so primal and predatory that you could swear it came from a beast!
Vraag puts his knife in his sienna gold pack.
Vraag puts his hide in his sienna gold pack.

You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
Nixieg begins to advance on Vraag.
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
You rise to your feet fluidly, like a large, graceful cat.
Vajrey grins at Vraag.
Guerilla Vraag went to the main road.
Appearing to have lost sight of his target, Nixieg stops advancing.
Gwenddolyn says, "stop nix"
Jzerroth stops guarding Nixieg.
Vajrey says, "Ah good times"
Vajrey lets out a loud "Huzzah!"
Nixieg says, "he has no cause touch me mount" Someone translate, plz?
Gwenddolyn nods to Nixieg.
Gwenddolyn says, "join me nix"
Gwenddolyn says, "lead your horse" HAHAH WHAT? Does she not know it's dead???
Gwenddolyn holds hands with Khelin.
A wounded Akhaal horse decays away.
Nixieg joins Gwenddolyn's group.
R>l hors
I could not find what you were referring to.
>l
Jzerroth asks, "May I come Commander?"

[El'Bain's Stop, Picnic Area]
A singing bird, lost in the limbs of a nearby tree, pays respect to the tranquility of this rest area. Somehow the simplistic chirping soothes tight muscles and suppresses life's worries. You also see a scuffed leather bridle, a baby wolf, some grass, an aqueous fissure, a tree hollow, a picnic table with some stuff on it, and the main road.
Also here: Therlyn, Furrier Tsugar, Initiate Empath Fuler, Jzerroth, Sir Ronstaa, Lieutenant Nixieg, Vajrey, Commander Gwenddolyn, Brother Khelin, Urmathir, and Discoverer Ladicius who is lying down.
Obvious paths: north.

You pick up a scuffed leather bridle.
You put your bridle in your scavenger's rucksack.

Commander Gwenddolyn's group went to the main road.
Jzerroth glances at you.
You hum to yourself.

>go road I FLEE
[El'Bain's Stop, Store]
Obvious paths: east, west.


This is what happened Thursday night. Saturday night... was a whole new ballgame. An all out brawl, y'all. Langenfirth was in an uproar. The tension was thick. Everyone was powering up everywhere, falling into fissures, Empaths and Clerics in panic. Corpses were humped. Feelings were hurt. And I copped a feelsky or two. Stay tuned, plz. (aka let me clean up the other log).

edit: added dildo in Nixieg's inventory as per suggestion from a friend.
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Postby Pureblade on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:06 am

omg hahahahahahahahhaha.

you better be careful. mount killing counts as bug abuse.
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Postby SmellyDog on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:12 am

He reported and got the horse replaced.

Jhime didn't even know if you could kill horses or not. He wanted to try though.

It's a bug?
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Postby Grenshin on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:12 am

roflcopters.
Fuck this and fuck you.
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Postby Gryck on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:16 am

It's a bug?


Technically, yeah. Read NEWS 5 22, first part for details.
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Postby Leika on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:21 am

Inquiring minds want to know - what kind of hide was it? Just "a hide"? Cause having "a horse hide" or something would be sweet.
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fadf

Postby Jason on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:24 am

Yeah, I didn't get called out for killing the horse. Everyone should becareful in the future though. It was pointed out to me later that they aren't suppose to be killable. So keep that in mind.

He did get his horse replaced though. Buttercup lives!

I was pretty annoyed that Gwen instantly apon entering started going on about how much the area needed the military. Also thought it was lame that she felt it was ok that Nix killed Ginsu, but maybe she didn't know about the thump. That's why I got her to say it was ok for nixi to kill ginsu before killing the horse. Just wanted to follow the commanders ideals ;) Can't be wrong that way right?

I actually was pretty merciful if I do say so myself. After I left that room i hid with a huge IP prepped. His group entered there adn stood there for about a minute, but I didnt go for it. I knew the poor guy was heartbroken over his loss and thought i'd let him cool down. Plus once all the consent issues start overlapping that's when you get in trouble for stupid shit you shouldn't.


All in all though it was one of those most fun nights i've had in DR in awhile.




ps I should have beat him Nixieg in the spar :( I can do it! I tried the tingle / SD combo, but backfired SD like a newb.

pps nixi got owned by someone he thumped lol
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A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!
>
(Aaoskar squares up with the moongate, closes his eyes, and takes a running dive through the moongate! Disappearing through the swirling vortex as he screams in terror.)
>
Peon Aaoskar's group went through a black Moongate

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Postby Teeklin on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:26 am

No, what inquiring minds want to know is how a paladin can hit 100th circle and still manage to suck that much.

There's no way that Ginsu could drop a decent paladin that wasn't injured beforehand with a BB. And how the fuck does a 100th paladin not have the stats to drop a 60th circle warmie with SF? And how does a 100th circle paladin not have the skills to cast SF at cap?
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Selling us water by the river, they don't speak for everyone
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fdfd

Postby Jason on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:28 am

Teeklin wrote:No, what inquiring minds want to know is how a paladin can hit 100th circle and still manage to suck that much.

There's no way that Ginsu could drop a decent paladin that wasn't injured beforehand with a BB. And how the fuck does a 100th paladin not have the stats to drop a 60th circle warmie with SF? And how does a 100th circle paladin not have the skills to cast SF at cap?


He can't search me out either. Not even with that perception boost spell.

It's mind boggling I know.
A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!
>
(Aaoskar squares up with the moongate, closes his eyes, and takes a running dive through the moongate! Disappearing through the swirling vortex as he screams in terror.)
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Re: fdfd

Postby Teeklin on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:29 am

Jhime-DR wrote:
Teeklin wrote:No, what inquiring minds want to know is how a paladin can hit 100th circle and still manage to suck that much.

There's no way that Ginsu could drop a decent paladin that wasn't injured beforehand with a BB. And how the fuck does a 100th paladin not have the stats to drop a 60th circle warmie with SF? And how does a 100th circle paladin not have the skills to cast SF at cap?


He can't search me out either. Not even with that perception boost spell.

It's mind boggling I know.


lol, GOL gives like a 90 rank perception boost

I don't think he's actually 100th. I wouldn't put someone with those kinda skills anywhere past 80th, and even then it's a stretch
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Selling us water by the river, they don't speak for everyone
I'm ready to run and you're making me crawl
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Re: fadf

Postby Grenshin on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:29 am

Jhime-DR wrote:pps nixi got owned by someone that thumped him lol


No, Nixieg got owned by someone HE thumped. I believe this to be why he immediately advanced on Vraag, who is much smaller than Ginsu. "If you can't kill who you can thump, find someone lower in level" or something
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Re: fadf

Postby Jason on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:31 am

Grenshin wrote:
Jhime-DR wrote:pps nixi got owned by someone that thumped him lol


No, Nixieg got owned by someone HE thumped. I believe this to be why he immediately advanced on Vraag, who is much smaller than Ginsu. "If you can't kill who you can thump, find someone lower in level" or something



Yeah it's late... I'll fix that, but leave this here for you to laugh at me.


He is 100+ for sure. I've seen him sport the Legendary Paladin title.
A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!
>
(Aaoskar squares up with the moongate, closes his eyes, and takes a running dive through the moongate! Disappearing through the swirling vortex as he screams in terror.)
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Peon Aaoskar's group went through a black Moongate

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Re: fadf

Postby SmellyDog on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:40 am

Grenshin wrote:
Jhime-DR wrote:pps nixi got owned by someone that thumped him lol


No, Nixieg got owned by someone HE thumped. I believe this to be why he immediately advanced on Vraag, who is much smaller than Ginsu. "If you can't kill who you can thump, find someone lower in level" or something


OH HMM LIKE MAYBE VRII?

You will see in part two where Nixieg and Woshliol do a lot of this, Grenshin. Oh yes, kids, I die twice. :cry:
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Postby GinsuDR on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:42 am

Damn Jhime, I didn't even know he SFed you while i was getting favors. You are even more merciful than i thought. I've seen Nix with the legendary paladin title on on several occasions but he is without a doubt the worst trained character i have come across in a long time. I would put his perception at low 200's since he could only see me when i was at melee and had GOL+CV on.
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Postby Phii on Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:54 am

lol Nixieg is really weird and abuses policy a lot. So does Gwendolynynynyn but apparently when she does its RP.
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