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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby poppyseed cake on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:34 pm

Galren wrote:I love how threatening to shut off elevators remotely has become one of the benchmarks for crazy. It never ceases to give me a chuckle.


I either missed this one or it was before my time. Plz to enlighten.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby mugoth on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:38 pm

what a relief that meanne weighed in everyone breathe easy

Galren wrote:I love how threatening to shut off elevators remotely has become one of the benchmarks for crazy. It never ceases to give me a chuckle.


I was there!

Hwoarang1: Its kinda funny though, with all the computer tech I got, and bein able to make elevator brakes shut off states away, and such, I haven't wished anyone harm thus far.
Hwoarang1: <shrug>
Hwoarang1: Oh well. it will come back to him one day.
Hwoarang1: You ever tinker with Computer programs?
Ninrak: dood
Ninrak: even bill gates doesnt have a computer that can shut off computer brakes
Hwoarang1: Not true.
Hwoarang1: If you know the right access lines you can do anything with computers.
Ninrak: you have a pentium 2 right?
Hwoarang1: Yeah, sorta slow though
Ninrak: what mobo is it on?
Hwoarang1: I dunno, I am not on my home computer.
Ninrak: what socket?
Hwoarang1: Look, take CC+, set up a fail back program and bounce it off government lines, yuo can tap, and hack anything ya want, no one is the wiser.
Hwoarang1: I usually just set little EXE Worms in peoples Desktops when theypiss me off.
Hwoarang1: and watch um not be able to do crapfor a month till the figure itout.
Kepli says, "You know what we need to protect the area, train is barbs and give up full armor and the best weapons around, then we can keep this city safe. oh and replace them dim guard with his barbs and let us kill people who break the laws insted of throwing them in jail."
>
Kepli yells, "T Lax"
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby huldah's pal on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:38 pm

incarna wrote:
Galren wrote:I love how threatening to shut off elevators remotely has become one of the benchmarks for crazy. It never ceases to give me a chuckle.


I either missed this one or it was before my time. Plz to enlighten.


Link: http://web.archive.org/web/200210230557 ... arang.html

Full log:
Okay, a while back when we completely humiliated Hworang
with the sex log and all that.. he got mad at us or something, and other stuff
happened, but I forgot. Anyway, he had a little chat with Qikflash of Hing
via IMs, and.. well, this conversation and Hworang's profession of his
astounding DEITY-LIKE mental and physical and technical abilities made for some
classic lines in Hing..
Who can really forget the times when I always threatened to shut off people's
elevator brakes? Again, not everybody will appreciate this,
but it'll bring back some memories, so check it out..

Ninrak: hey it's qik
Hwoarang1: Hi
Ninrak: how ya been doing
Hwoarang1: Fine.
Ninrak: you my enemy now or something?
Hwoarang1: After what you people did to the other persont
hat took over my character for a while, about the log and all, You being Hing, I would say thats an afermative. Next time ya try to give someone a bad rep,. think of how they treat you personaly, I never did anything to you or them
Ninrak: hwo man
Ninrak: I'm in hing but I never did anything with that log
Ninrak: I just got a bunch of whispers calling me gay for waving to you
Hwoarang1: I don't trust hing, and as long as yer part of um, I don't trust yuo. who would that be?
Ninrak: I dont care what they think of you or me being your friend
Hwoarang1: Who callin you gay for talkin to me?
Hwoarang1: I been lookin for a reason to kill a few people.
Ninrak: tyrone and others
Hwoarang1: Who's tyrone?
Ninrak: some thief I don't know
Hwoarang1: <smirk> he probably heard stupid rumors.
Hwoarang1: its ok though, I don't mind. till they know me they proove to be nothing more than 14 year old immature self ass fucking snerts like most of hing
Ninrak: actually
Ninrak: hing is immature..
Ninrak: but most of them are high iq
Hwoarang1: I got news for ya, My IQ is 187, and it has been tested by the government 2 times
Hwoarang1: so they aren't shit to me but lil kids.
Ninrak: nod
Ninrak: wait..wait
Ninrak: I just remembered..
Ninrak: Max IQ by the government is 160
Hwoarang1: anything else is unchartable
Hwoarang1: Thats what they tell most people
Hwoarang1: try hitting the nasdex's
Hwoarang1: those tests are hard and hit 200
Ninrak: nod
Ninrak: you said gov't tho
Hwoarang1: remember the movie phenomon?
Hwoarang1: with john trevolta?
Hwoarang1: and the tests they gave him?
Hwoarang1: thats the kind they give you, and they do go to 200
Ninrak: nod
Hwoarang1: Thats assuming you are unchartable the first time.
Hwoarang1: So why stay with hing if yuor just the lil messenger boy, if they use yer lack of Competitive IQ as thier slave, why be thier friends?
Ninrak: I dont have any lack of IQ
Hwoarang1: Well, I assumed based one what you said that they were smarter than you, pardon my ignorance.
Ninrak: laugh
Ninrak: they think they are smarter than me
Ninrak: but I'm the one with more money and more skills
Hwoarang1: chuckle
Hwoarang1: Well, thats always a plus.
Hwoarang1: I must ask one thing, Why 'did' that person or persons send that mass mail? and secondly, if it wasn't 'Hing' as a group, who was it
Ninrak: it was that faggot namore
Ninrak: well the guy who used to be namore
Hwoarang1: Hmm, thats intresting, I think he is the one that denied any part of it.
Hwoarang1: Its kinda funny though, with all the computer tech I got, and bein able to make elevator brakes shut off states away, and such, I haven't wished anyone harm thus far.
Hwoarang1: <shrug>
Hwoarang1: Oh well. it will come back to him one day.
Hwoarang1: You ever tinker with Computer programs?
Ninrak: dood
Ninrak: even bill gates doesnt have a computer that can shut off computer brakes
Hwoarang1: Not true.
Hwoarang1: If you know the right access lines you can do anything with computers.
Ninrak: you have a pentium 2 right?
Hwoarang1: Yeah, sorta slow though
Ninrak: what mobo is it on?
Hwoarang1: I dunno, I am not on my home computer.
Ninrak: what socket?
Hwoarang1: Look, take CC+, set up a fail back program and bounce it off government lines, yuo can tap, and hack anything ya want, no one is the wiser.
Hwoarang1: I usually just set little EXE Worms in peoples Desktops when theypiss me off.
Hwoarang1: and watch um not be able to do crapfor a month till the figure itout.


So remember, next time you're about to talk shit to Hworang,
think of the repercussions:

1. Your elevator brakes CAN and WILL be disabled from
cities.. no.. STATES away.
2. Through his advanced knowledge of the programming
language CC+ (yes folks, the brand-new Borland CC+), he'll set EXE desktop
worms that will have you stagnant for MONTHS attempting to figure them out.
3. With his twice-government-tested 187 IQ he'll explode
your head, much like in the movie Scanners.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Meanne on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:40 pm

Mord wrote:Heh didn't you read the 100 things about her?

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=13412&start=0#p369752

Typically i'd ignore these things since it's kind of creepy/weird to dig shit up on people and read it but this was just too hilarious.

29. I've danced in Vegas at Crazy Horse 2 ..... but was never molested as a kid.


Well, I missed the stripper thing, probably because I didn't comb over every line. But at least she's good humored about it.

As for the rest of the stuff, she reminds me of every child actress or Wiccan-wannabe I've ever heard of.

So, I'm not particularly horrified by her. We've seen a lot more crazy around here.

Like Weezy, who pisses on cars and people.

And Wyett, who attacked Solomon irl over the ugliest girl I have ever seen.

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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Galren on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:45 pm

That's classic Hworang.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby george on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:11 pm

ItsRagranBitches wrote:Lol natalie portman lives in my parents building. She just walked past me in the lobby. I froze and she saw me freeze so generously offered a sympathetic smile; the kind of pity reserved for when you see a retarded infant. I'm such a fucking loser.


it's darth vader's wife, dude. not much cooler than that.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Ardent on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:16 pm

Galren wrote:That's classic Hworang.

I forget which was funnier. The log that spawned that log, or that log.

...probably the log that spawned that one. Maybe that's why I still have an abiding dislike of S'Kra.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby huldah's pal on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:25 pm

Ardent wrote:
Galren wrote:That's classic Hworang.

I forget which was funnier. The log that spawned that log, or that log.

...probably the log that spawned that one. Maybe that's why I still have an abiding dislike of S'Kra.



It's too long to quote, but here is the log that (if i remember right) spawned the elevator hax.

http://web.archive.org/web/200210311621 ... /tail.html
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Olybard on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:44 pm

He was gonna fuck people up with his PENTIUM 2!!!! oh shit!

someone tkt garfaldo to death next
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Shaman on Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:17 pm

Eladrin wrote:
Meanne wrote:
Umm.. as far as this chick's "mental illness"... by DR standards she doesn't seem too bad. If she is deluded, these are relatively harmless, paranormally-focussed delusions. At least she's not stripping for a living, or threatening to shut elevators off, or calling the FBI.


.....Lol.

Yeah, a karmic warrior that has dished out cosmic justice on numerous occasions, makes lightbulbs explode, talks to dead people, clairvoyant,clairaudient,clairsentient, that can also detect scrying against her, and has been injured by ghosts, also there are currently 7 ghosts living with her, is clearly a pretty sane and together individual.

She can also fend off santeria practiced against her by jealous women, presumably from reading the harry potter novel where they went over the defense against the dark arts class.

lol, id ask if you're just fucking dumb, but i really dont even question it anymore.


While admirable, all of those words were also completely pointless, because anybody that can read those words one time and say "well, she's not that crazy" will never be convinced by any amount of typing directed at them. Especially when they're getting a peek at what they're going to be in 20-25 years.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Ardent on Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:46 pm

huldah's pal wrote:
Ardent wrote:
Galren wrote:That's classic Hworang.

I forget which was funnier. The log that spawned that log, or that log.

...probably the log that spawned that one. Maybe that's why I still have an abiding dislike of S'Kra.



It's too long to quote, but here is the log that (if i remember right) spawned the elevator hax.

http://web.archive.org/web/200210311621 ... /tail.html

I think what really makes that log for me is the >goo door at the end.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Gothus on Sat May 01, 2010 10:51 am

Shaman if you go to this years con and i manage to make it, im buying you a beer. Hero poster of this thread.
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Olybard on Sat May 01, 2010 7:35 pm

Dazalia wrote:fuck off Rudius, I replied to Zadie is all
Dragonrealms wrote:You hear the voice of a wedding crier nearby, sounding distant and as if carried by the wind. "Maitresse and Dazalia are to soon be wed in the traditional Bile Janis oc Hul Haizeani, blessing of the four winds, at Undonen Ond in the Dragonspine Mountains. A private soul marriage will follow. Invited guests are asked to please come alone as a sign of respect for the wedding couple. The portals are opening!" With that, the voice fades away entirely. (Wedding portals are now open. See NEWS 4 1 for details!)


is rudius invited to the wedding?
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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby Coryne on Sat May 01, 2010 8:24 pm

Dragonrealms wrote:You hear the voice of a wedding crier nearby, sounding distant and as if carried by the wind. "Maitresse and Dazalia are to soon be wed in the traditional Bile Janis oc Hul Haizeani, blessing of the four winds, at Undonen Ond in the Dragonspine Mountains. A private soul marriage will follow. Invited guests are asked to please come alone as a sign of respect for the wedding couple. The portals are opening!" With that, the voice fades away entirely. (Wedding portals are now open. See NEWS 4 1 for details!)


I was hoping to make this but with my hard drive crashing it ain't happenin. My inner roletard really wants to see the blessing of the four winds ceremony, especially in Dragonspire Mountains. DAMNIT.

Also- I'm glad I saved this thread to read until today at work when I had hours upon hours to devote to it. Sadly, I couldn't link all the cool side stuff because work sucks (can't even access play.net wtf)- but SO MUCH LOL.

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Re: "Justice" served ala Solomon

Postby apollodok04 on Sun May 02, 2010 9:25 am

Dunno how my last post got completely detached from its original topic.

But Solomon's judgement here needs to be reevaluated to say the least. If a single, failed attempt at a petty gwethsmash still within RP scope constitutes harassment, then we are all screwed. I thought this was an adventure fantasy game, not a neutered, sad, diluted half-ass version of real life.
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