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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Zeltaen on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:13 pm

Veramax wrote:
Avrii wrote:was that clear enough for you?


being that I am a dumb cunt no that wasn't, so please elaborate.


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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Quanette on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:14 pm

seb please roleplay the mordred deschain birth at the ratha bank. I'll log in Quanette to be the midwife
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Inauri on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:15 pm

I don't have words.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Loudmouth Alexii on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:31 pm

Quanette wrote:seb please roleplay the mordred deschain birth at the ratha bank.


bonus points if you RP the creature killing and eating its own mother.

and...

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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby ccmartin77 on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:57 pm

Isn't birthing consent?
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Baelor on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:10 pm

I need a nap today was too intense.

Birthing, undeaddumbdave, turkey, I AM DONE.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Totenus on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:42 pm

I'll provide the newborn (shark zombie).
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Zaran on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:09 pm

Totenus wrote:I'll provide the newborn (shark zombie).


Can't wait to see the family portrait. :lol:
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Deliverator on Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:15 pm

Totenus wrote:I'll provide the newborn (shark zombie).


Haha please tell me you really have a shark zombie. Are there logs? Please to be posting zombie land shark logs if this is the case.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Totenus on Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:06 am

Deliverator wrote:
Totenus wrote:I'll provide the newborn (shark zombie).


Haha please tell me you really have a shark zombie. Are there logs? Please to be posting zombie land shark logs if this is the case.


Today was inkhorne zombie day, per Phii's wishes.
An Inkhorne zombie kicks out its hooves at Cerval. The hooves lands an extremely heavy hit that rips the left leg from the hip socket, making a wet popping sound!
Cerval says, "That won't do."
Blademaster Cerval just went northwest.
Skyne just arrived.
Skyne just went east.
The zombie stamps its hooves in fear.

An Inkhorne zombie turns to face Cerval.
Driving in like the irresistable force of a cyclone, an Inkhorne zombie kicks out its hooves at Cerval. Cerval fails to dodge, failing miserably. The hooves lands a powerful strike that slices through the neck and sends his head flying through the air!
* Cerval was just struck down!
* Cerval is slain before your eyes!
The field of silver-blue light dissipates from around Cerval.


Points to Cerval for being a good sport.

I should note that at first it refused to attack anything. I guess it still had settings from the original creature.
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Then...
[00:07] <Fin> FUCK YOU TOTENUS
[00:07] <Fin> :[
[00:07] <ToTe_> Moving in with powerful grace, an Inkhorne zombie charges at Fintrial. Fintrial barely blocks with a crocodile-skin buckler. The body lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that pierces clean through the abdomen and out the back (Shiskabob!)! * Fintrial was just struck down! * Fintrial is slain before your eyes!Fintrial's steel hammer falls to the ground.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Phii on Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:59 am

lololol omg the first violent inkhorne is born.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Deliverator on Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:09 am

That is wonderful. No one told the Zoluren Inquisition about it until Smegul had nearly done for it or we would have been there dying horribly likewise.

I have heard you can get a 'horse' creature in Ilithi, by stalking the horse herd and separating one out. Totenus needs a zombie steed. All supervillains have one, right?

Also, zombie land shark please please. :smt027
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby janick on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:33 am

hahahahaha Tote and Phii you rock. yay inkhorne zombie.

Deliverator wrote:I have heard you can get a 'horse' creature in Ilithi, by stalking the horse herd and separating one out. Totenus needs a zombie steed. All supervillains have one, right?

Yup. I sometimes ran across separated horses all the time while hunting eels or pards in Ilithi.
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Deliverator wrote:Also, zombie land shark please please. :smt027

I think Mozzik is building up to that one too.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Mozzik on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:35 am

My necro is no where near a place to make a land shark zombie.

However I was the one who put the idea in Lohk's head to test (Having forgotten that there were now sharks in the game). After some cackling and his recent reference to it on the forums... I'm kinda terrified of the possible results.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Cougartata on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:07 am

Ahaha nice dude. Inkhorne zombie rules.

Inquisition aRPee is brutally awful to watch I can't wait until it dies down further and then disappears.
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