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Postby poppyseed cake on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:37 pm

Where else but Ratha? Seb's POV, gweth only no violence.

[17:18] Meantermel: "{faintly}" "DEAGLAN!"
[17:18] Meantermel: "WE NEED AN EMPATH! HELP!"
[17:18] Gitta: "I am awake but bleeding"
[17:19] You hear your mental voice echo, quiet down you imbecile.
[17:19] Meantermel: "jilettes in labour!" Note: Jilette is an elf, married to Deaglan, a prydaen. This is not possible.
[17:19] Gitta: "Gah let me go wake him up"
[17:19] Skilair: "Stand back you dont want blood on your gown"
[17:20] Meantermel: "hey sis!"
[17:20] Meantermel: "can you gate us off this boat?"
[17:20] Skilair: "Hello dear."
[17:20] Deaglan: "You can not gate off a boat"
[17:20] Skilair: "Nope cant gate off boats"
[17:21] Meantermel: "dern!"
[17:21] Taeja: "Meanie where are ya.."
[17:21] Meantermel: "on a boat with a woman about to pop"
[17:21] Skilair: "Sorry to hear that"
[17:22] Meantermel: "deaglan! where are you!"
[17:22] Deaglan: "standin on the docks"
[17:23] Meantermel: "did you bring a midwife, Basir is asleep"
[17:23] Deaglan: "Ummm there was no backup plan. I guess I am catchin"
[17:23] Meantermel: "right now i'm wearing the catchers mitt"
[17:23] Skilair: "Poor you, Hi Deags"
[17:24] Deaglan: "Heyo Ski. I gonna be a daddy!!"
[17:24] Skilair: "So I hear, I hope your boat not freshly waxed from sounds of it they gonna be born in the sea"
[17:25] You hear your mental voice echo, Hey Iggy, suicide pact? Right now. Please?
[17:25] Ignifera: "Indeed dear"
[17:25] Teel: "ohhh gods no more birthing kittens in the bank please, once in this lifetime is enough seeing that!"
[17:26] Tishra: "My thoughts exactly." You know shit's getting out of hand when Teel and Tishra are telling you to knock it off.
[17:26] Deaglan: "they are not kittens."
[17:26] Deaglan: "Prydaens dont have litters" You'll laugh later.
[17:26] Sentian: "puppys?"
[17:26] Jilette: "I am not a kitten thank you! I'm an elf!"
[17:26] You hear your mental voice echo, Have them in the bank if you wish just show us a little courtesy and take the whole disgusting discussion off the gweth.
[17:26] Rasenmuth: ":laughs:"
[17:26] Deaglan: "if I am lucky they will look like thier mom"
[17:26] Teel: "heya Jilette! hope you are well dear!"
[17:26] Meantermel: "shes in labour, not well at all"
[17:27] Teel: "I second Sebastienne's thought wholeheartedly!"
[17:27] Ignifera: "And here I'd sincerely hoped that the rumors about this particular Rathan custom were only rumors. You people are disgusting."
[17:27] Taeja: "speaking of labour is apparently disgusting.. so lets talk about something more pleasant, so I skinned a leucro perfectly earlier.."
[17:28] Rasenmuth: "how about go skin those kittens"
[17:29] Taeja: "if someone was having kittens I just might. but seeing as how there aren't any cats in labour we are just out of luck."
[17:30] Deaglan: "Rasen those are my kids you are talkin about."
[17:31] Rasenmuth: "oh my I thought they were talking about cats"
[17:31] Meantermel: "get on the boat deags "
[17:31] Statuabeo: "yes i'm still here rasen - need to go back? where are you at"
[17:32] Meantermel: "deaglan get on the boat!"

I've had enough at this point but what I'm about to do isn't really IC for Seb at all. Thank god for Ceich.

[17:33] Ceich: "ACK WE'VE GOT SOMEONE IN LABOR ON THIS SHIP TOO"
[17:33] Ceich: "OH MY GOD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE WE NEED AN EMPATH NOWWWW"
[17:34] Caeirn: "where?"
[17:34] Ceich: "don't worry Rathans I'll be reporting on this exciting development every step of the way! I know you all are dying to hear every last filthy detail!"
[17:34] Sytheros: "Don't yell in my head."
[17:34] Taeja: "a for effort there Ceich little late to the punch though."
[17:34] Arandrowse: "Someone had a Gweth Smasher earlier being sold..."
[17:34] Ceich: "push! Push! I can see legs! Oh no it's coming out upside down!"
[17:35] Sytheros: "I have a sword that's free."
[17:35] Statuabeo: "I believe Ismos has a 3 charge smasher for sale"
[17:35] Ceich: "There's four legs? Wipe the blood and mucus off I can't quite get an accurate count...yes, four! Four legs! Twins!"
[17:35] Skilair: "Shoosh before I start going on killing spree"
[17:36] Taeja: "in the market for a gweth smasher if anyone has one to sell."
[17:36] Mahe: "Skilair, hon. Do you have a smasher charge I could purchase?"
[17:36] Ceich: "what the?! There's two more legs? Triplets? No wait, two MORE! Quadrupl....OH SWEET HODIERNA ITS A SPIDER ITS A SPIDER!"

At this point the GMs turn off my ability to think with Ceich. At least I'm pretty sure they did because I still had gweths on and my ability mysteriously returns shortly. Thanks guys, now I'll never get to RP my being webbed and slowly devoured by a newborn giant spider.

[17:55] Skilair: "Now you mise well gweth if boy or girl since we all listened to all that stuff on gweths"
[17:55] Meantermel: "anyone got a gate to Aesry pleasE?"
[17:55] Meantermel: "2 girls and 1 boy" Smashed with Seb at this point, I've had it.
[17:56] Ignifera: "Wait, what? It WAS a litter?" IT WAS!!!!
[17:56] Skilair: "Ironic I was told twins long ago and now you got triplets, amazing, did they kill her during birth?"
[17:57] Deaglan: "fortunately no"
[17:58] Skilair: "Did they turn out Rakash or some prydean some elf? I dont get the whole inter-racial breeding thing"
[17:58] Ceich: "prydaen and elves can't breed. It's all a hoax."
[17:58] Deaglan: "Who are you to say what the gods decide?"
[17:58] Ceich: "Eh you're right I'm sure your love is powerful enough to overcome biology."
[17:59] Ignifera: "It's much more likely that it was a shiphand that decided it."
[17:59] Tishra: "Well I find the whole discussion sorta gross and would love for it to come to an end."
[17:59] Skilair: "I hope for deags sake the doctor gave a couple sympathy stitches"
[17:59] Ceich: "Seconded."
[17:59] You hear your mental voice echo, Thirded!
[18:00] Ignifera: "Fourthed"

Fucking. Rathans.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Xzean on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:44 pm

Damn I was really getting into the spider birthing too.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Yuoree on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:45 pm

Wtf. They never learn... don't they realize they are now going to be laughed at for the next 5+ years and anytime anyone sees them it's going to be brought up? :/
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Rajao on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:53 pm

Everything about this log warms the cold black furnace that is my heart.
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[19:58] <Silvwyn> After a moment's silence a northern assassin bat appears and glances up at you expectantly.
[20:00] <~incarna> how is that a win
[20:00] <~incarna> it's northern
[20:00] <~incarna> your bat is therengian
[20:00] <~incarna> it'll probably report as soon as it sees something bad happen to you
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Destron on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:57 pm

Oh god its Deaglan too. The kid is a certified fuckin retard.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby cascade on Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:50 pm

incarna wrote:Where else but Ratha? Seb's POV, gweth only no violence.

[17:18] Meantermel: "{faintly}" "DEAGLAN!"
[17:18] Meantermel: "WE NEED AN EMPATH! HELP!"
[17:18] Gitta: "I am awake but bleeding"
[17:19] You hear your mental voice echo, quiet down you imbecile.
[17:19] Meantermel: "jilettes in labour!" Note: Jilette is an elf, married to Deaglan, a prydaen. This is not possible.
[17:19] Gitta: "Gah let me go wake him up"
[17:19] Skilair: "Stand back you dont want blood on your gown"
[17:20] Meantermel: "hey sis!"
[17:20] Meantermel: "can you gate us off this boat?"
[17:20] Skilair: "Hello dear."
[17:20] Deaglan: "You can not gate off a boat"
[17:20] Skilair: "Nope cant gate off boats"
[17:21] Meantermel: "dern!"
[17:21] Taeja: "Meanie where are ya.."
[17:21] Meantermel: "on a boat with a woman about to pop"
[17:21] Skilair: "Sorry to hear that"
[17:22] Meantermel: "deaglan! where are you!"
[17:22] Deaglan: "standin on the docks"
[17:23] Meantermel: "did you bring a midwife, Basir is asleep"
[17:23] Deaglan: "Ummm there was no backup plan. I guess I am catchin"
[17:23] Meantermel: "right now i'm wearing the catchers mitt"
[17:23] Skilair: "Poor you, Hi Deags"
[17:24] Deaglan: "Heyo Ski. I gonna be a daddy!!"
[17:24] Skilair: "So I hear, I hope your boat not freshly waxed from sounds of it they gonna be born in the sea"
[17:25] You hear your mental voice echo, Hey Iggy, suicide pact? Right now. Please?
[17:25] Ignifera: "Indeed dear"
[17:25] Teel: "ohhh gods no more birthing kittens in the bank please, once in this lifetime is enough seeing that!"
[17:26] Tishra: "My thoughts exactly." You know shit's getting out of hand when Teel and Tishra are telling you to knock it off.
[17:26] Deaglan: "they are not kittens."
[17:26] Deaglan: "Prydaens dont have litters" You'll laugh later.
[17:26] Sentian: "puppys?"
[17:26] Jilette: "I am not a kitten thank you! I'm an elf!"
[17:26] You hear your mental voice echo, Have them in the bank if you wish just show us a little courtesy and take the whole disgusting discussion off the gweth.
[17:26] Rasenmuth: ":laughs:"
[17:26] Deaglan: "if I am lucky they will look like thier mom"
[17:26] Teel: "heya Jilette! hope you are well dear!"
[17:26] Meantermel: "shes in labour, not well at all"
[17:27] Teel: "I second Sebastienne's thought wholeheartedly!"
[17:27] Ignifera: "And here I'd sincerely hoped that the rumors about this particular Rathan custom were only rumors. You people are disgusting."
[17:27] Taeja: "speaking of labour is apparently disgusting.. so lets talk about something more pleasant, so I skinned a leucro perfectly earlier.."
[17:28] Rasenmuth: "how about go skin those kittens"
[17:29] Taeja: "if someone was having kittens I just might. but seeing as how there aren't any cats in labour we are just out of luck."
[17:30] Deaglan: "Rasen those are my kids you are talkin about."
[17:31] Rasenmuth: "oh my I thought they were talking about cats"
[17:31] Meantermel: "get on the boat deags "
[17:31] Statuabeo: "yes i'm still here rasen - need to go back? where are you at"
[17:32] Meantermel: "deaglan get on the boat!"

I've had enough at this point but what I'm about to do isn't really IC for Seb at all. Thank god for Ceich.

[17:33] Ceich: "ACK WE'VE GOT SOMEONE IN LABOR ON THIS SHIP TOO"
[17:33] Ceich: "OH MY GOD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE WE NEED AN EMPATH NOWWWW"
[17:34] Caeirn: "where?"
[17:34] Ceich: "don't worry Rathans I'll be reporting on this exciting development every step of the way! I know you all are dying to hear every last filthy detail!"
[17:34] Sytheros: "Don't yell in my head."
[17:34] Taeja: "a for effort there Ceich little late to the punch though."
[17:34] Arandrowse: "Someone had a Gweth Smasher earlier being sold..."
[17:34] Ceich: "push! Push! I can see legs! Oh no it's coming out upside down!"
[17:35] Sytheros: "I have a sword that's free."
[17:35] Statuabeo: "I believe Ismos has a 3 charge smasher for sale"
[17:35] Ceich: "There's four legs? Wipe the blood and mucus off I can't quite get an accurate count...yes, four! Four legs! Twins!"
[17:35] Skilair: "Shoosh before I start going on killing spree"
[17:36] Taeja: "in the market for a gweth smasher if anyone has one to sell."
[17:36] Mahe: "Skilair, hon. Do you have a smasher charge I could purchase?"
[17:36] Ceich: "what the?! There's two more legs? Triplets? No wait, two MORE! Quadrupl....OH SWEET HODIERNA ITS A SPIDER ITS A SPIDER!"

At this point the GMs turn off my ability to think with Ceich. At least I'm pretty sure they did because I still had gweths on and my ability mysteriously returns shortly. Thanks guys, now I'll never get to RP my being webbed and slowly devoured by a newborn giant spider.

[17:55] Skilair: "Now you mise well gweth if boy or girl since we all listened to all that stuff on gweths"
[17:55] Meantermel: "anyone got a gate to Aesry pleasE?"
[17:55] Meantermel: "2 girls and 1 boy" Smashed with Seb at this point, I've had it.
[17:56] Ignifera: "Wait, what? It WAS a litter?" IT WAS!!!!
[17:56] Skilair: "Ironic I was told twins long ago and now you got triplets, amazing, did they kill her during birth?"
[17:57] Deaglan: "fortunately no"
[17:58] Skilair: "Did they turn out Rakash or some prydean some elf? I dont get the whole inter-racial breeding thing"
[17:58] Ceich: "prydaen and elves can't breed. It's all a hoax."
[17:58] Deaglan: "Who are you to say what the gods decide?"
[17:58] Ceich: "Eh you're right I'm sure your love is powerful enough to overcome biology."
[17:59] Ignifera: "It's much more likely that it was a shiphand that decided it."
[17:59] Tishra: "Well I find the whole discussion sorta gross and would love for it to come to an end."
[17:59] Skilair: "I hope for deags sake the doctor gave a couple sympathy stitches"
[17:59] Ceich: "Seconded."
[17:59] You hear your mental voice echo, Thirded!
[18:00] Ignifera: "Fourthed"

Fucking. Rathans.

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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Honree on Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:52 pm

WHY DID YOU QUOTE THE WHOLE THING
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby mazrian on Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:58 pm

Ratha really needs a safe, quiet room with a warm fire and a box of sawdust and an anti-gweth ward.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Silvwyn on Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:59 pm

Dametri wrote:WHY DID YOU QUOTE THE WHOLE THING
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU


Aww..you know the retarded can't help being the way they are. :(
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Alyseanna on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:00 pm

Dametri wrote:WHY DID YOU QUOTE THE WHOLE THING
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU

JFC How would we know what she was referring to otherwise?!
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Meantermel on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:00 pm

god forbid anyone should rp something on a game that about rp huh?
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Lemoncake on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:03 pm

Meantermel wrote:god forbid anyone should rp something on a game that about rp huh?



Your RP does not have to consist of constant gweth announcements. It's the in-game version of streaming a birth on CNN. It's tacky as fuck, and god forbid anyone should rp thinking something is tacky as fuck in an rp game.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby poppyseed cake on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:04 pm

Meantermel wrote:god forbid anyone should rp something on a game that about rp huh?


Childbirth isn't something that belongs out in the open. Absolutely nobody outside of your sick little family wants to hear a thing about it.

Also, there's a chart on play.net that specifically indicates prydaen cannot mate with elves. What happened in this log was no different from me, playing a human character, showing up somewhere and stretching my bat wings or some other ridiculous shit.

Also you're one of the most OOC bitches Ratha has to offer so you've got no business talking about RP anywhere to anyone. There's not a day goes by that I don't want to smash you, and I think I'm going to start doing it.
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby Avrii on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:06 pm

ahahaha

IT'S A SPIDER
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Re: Kittenchute 2.0

Postby themonkdr on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:08 pm

cascade wrote:
incarna wrote:Where else but Ratha? Seb's POV, gweth only no violence.

[17:18] Meantermel: "{faintly}" "DEAGLAN!"
[17:18] Meantermel: "WE NEED AN EMPATH! HELP!"
[17:18] Gitta: "I am awake but bleeding"
[17:19] You hear your mental voice echo, quiet down you imbecile.
[17:19] Meantermel: "jilettes in labour!" Note: Jilette is an elf, married to Deaglan, a prydaen. This is not possible.
[17:19] Gitta: "Gah let me go wake him up"
[17:19] Skilair: "Stand back you dont want blood on your gown"
[17:20] Meantermel: "hey sis!"
[17:20] Meantermel: "can you gate us off this boat?"
[17:20] Skilair: "Hello dear."
[17:20] Deaglan: "You can not gate off a boat"
[17:20] Skilair: "Nope cant gate off boats"
[17:21] Meantermel: "dern!"
[17:21] Taeja: "Meanie where are ya.."
[17:21] Meantermel: "on a boat with a woman about to pop"
[17:21] Skilair: "Sorry to hear that"
[17:22] Meantermel: "deaglan! where are you!"
[17:22] Deaglan: "standin on the docks"
[17:23] Meantermel: "did you bring a midwife, Basir is asleep"
[17:23] Deaglan: "Ummm there was no backup plan. I guess I am catchin"
[17:23] Meantermel: "right now i'm wearing the catchers mitt"
[17:23] Skilair: "Poor you, Hi Deags"
[17:24] Deaglan: "Heyo Ski. I gonna be a daddy!!"
[17:24] Skilair: "So I hear, I hope your boat not freshly waxed from sounds of it they gonna be born in the sea"
[17:25] You hear your mental voice echo, Hey Iggy, suicide pact? Right now. Please?
[17:25] Ignifera: "Indeed dear"
[17:25] Teel: "ohhh gods no more birthing kittens in the bank please, once in this lifetime is enough seeing that!"
[17:26] Tishra: "My thoughts exactly." You know shit's getting out of hand when Teel and Tishra are telling you to knock it off.
[17:26] Deaglan: "they are not kittens."
[17:26] Deaglan: "Prydaens dont have litters" You'll laugh later.
[17:26] Sentian: "puppys?"
[17:26] Jilette: "I am not a kitten thank you! I'm an elf!"
[17:26] You hear your mental voice echo, Have them in the bank if you wish just show us a little courtesy and take the whole disgusting discussion off the gweth.
[17:26] Rasenmuth: ":laughs:"
[17:26] Deaglan: "if I am lucky they will look like thier mom"
[17:26] Teel: "heya Jilette! hope you are well dear!"
[17:26] Meantermel: "shes in labour, not well at all"
[17:27] Teel: "I second Sebastienne's thought wholeheartedly!"
[17:27] Ignifera: "And here I'd sincerely hoped that the rumors about this particular Rathan custom were only rumors. You people are disgusting."
[17:27] Taeja: "speaking of labour is apparently disgusting.. so lets talk about something more pleasant, so I skinned a leucro perfectly earlier.."
[17:28] Rasenmuth: "how about go skin those kittens"
[17:29] Taeja: "if someone was having kittens I just might. but seeing as how there aren't any cats in labour we are just out of luck."
[17:30] Deaglan: "Rasen those are my kids you are talkin about."
[17:31] Rasenmuth: "oh my I thought they were talking about cats"
[17:31] Meantermel: "get on the boat deags "
[17:31] Statuabeo: "yes i'm still here rasen - need to go back? where are you at"
[17:32] Meantermel: "deaglan get on the boat!"

I've had enough at this point but what I'm about to do isn't really IC for Seb at all. Thank god for Ceich.

[17:33] Ceich: "ACK WE'VE GOT SOMEONE IN LABOR ON THIS SHIP TOO"
[17:33] Ceich: "OH MY GOD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE WE NEED AN EMPATH NOWWWW"
[17:34] Caeirn: "where?"
[17:34] Ceich: "don't worry Rathans I'll be reporting on this exciting development every step of the way! I know you all are dying to hear every last filthy detail!"
[17:34] Sytheros: "Don't yell in my head."
[17:34] Taeja: "a for effort there Ceich little late to the punch though."
[17:34] Arandrowse: "Someone had a Gweth Smasher earlier being sold..."
[17:34] Ceich: "push! Push! I can see legs! Oh no it's coming out upside down!"
[17:35] Sytheros: "I have a sword that's free."
[17:35] Statuabeo: "I believe Ismos has a 3 charge smasher for sale"
[17:35] Ceich: "There's four legs? Wipe the blood and mucus off I can't quite get an accurate count...yes, four! Four legs! Twins!"
[17:35] Skilair: "Shoosh before I start going on killing spree"
[17:36] Taeja: "in the market for a gweth smasher if anyone has one to sell."
[17:36] Mahe: "Skilair, hon. Do you have a smasher charge I could purchase?"
[17:36] Ceich: "what the?! There's two more legs? Triplets? No wait, two MORE! Quadrupl....OH SWEET HODIERNA ITS A SPIDER ITS A SPIDER!"

At this point the GMs turn off my ability to think with Ceich. At least I'm pretty sure they did because I still had gweths on and my ability mysteriously returns shortly. Thanks guys, now I'll never get to RP my being webbed and slowly devoured by a newborn giant spider.

[17:55] Skilair: "Now you mise well gweth if boy or girl since we all listened to all that stuff on gweths"
[17:55] Meantermel: "anyone got a gate to Aesry pleasE?"
[17:55] Meantermel: "2 girls and 1 boy" Smashed with Seb at this point, I've had it.
[17:56] Ignifera: "Wait, what? It WAS a litter?" IT WAS!!!!
[17:56] Skilair: "Ironic I was told twins long ago and now you got triplets, amazing, did they kill her during birth?"
[17:57] Deaglan: "fortunately no"
[17:58] Skilair: "Did they turn out Rakash or some prydean some elf? I dont get the whole inter-racial breeding thing"
[17:58] Ceich: "prydaen and elves can't breed. It's all a hoax."
[17:58] Deaglan: "Who are you to say what the gods decide?"
[17:58] Ceich: "Eh you're right I'm sure your love is powerful enough to overcome biology."
[17:59] Ignifera: "It's much more likely that it was a shiphand that decided it."
[17:59] Tishra: "Well I find the whole discussion sorta gross and would love for it to come to an end."
[17:59] Skilair: "I hope for deags sake the doctor gave a couple sympathy stitches"
[17:59] Ceich: "Seconded."
[17:59] You hear your mental voice echo, Thirded!
[18:00] Ignifera: "Fourthed"

Fucking. Rathans.

Great. More fugging furry fuckers.


Hey Dametri, how are you doing?
~Terc~
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