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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Eladrin on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:08 pm

god, quit being vague you assholes, DETAILS PLZ
[04:46] You hear the ghostly voice of Sircha say, "Eladrin you are a staunch defender of corruption and evil."

Tercsyn says, "Could use a heal when an empath has a chance."

You say, "No free health care."

You grab Tercsyn's arm and drag him east with you . . .
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Mike4169 on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:11 pm

Eladrin wrote:god, quit being vague you assholes, DETAILS PLZ


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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Zaktraw on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:17 pm

Buy my Ranger too.
Oh look, a signature. Fancy that.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Avrii on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:19 pm

Well, he can't use his mother's credit card anymore at least but for sure if he offers you money for a character make sure it's not disputable just sayin
tremulous wrote:Life's one big game of mafia to Sara.


<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Cougartata on Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:52 pm

Whoops I didn't know I had PMs turned off sorry guyz.


edit: came home to this :smt018

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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Avrii on Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:52 pm

...lol
tremulous wrote:Life's one big game of mafia to Sara.


<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Dudelick on Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:59 pm

severidedr (2:13:52 PM): give me your script now
severidedr (2:13:55 PM): or I will kill nef
severidedr (2:13:59 PM): I'm sick of you makin me move
severidedr (2:14:00 PM): it's annoying
Dies Amaritudini (2:14:25 PM): im not giving you my script
severidedr (2:14:33 PM): no
severidedr (2:14:35 PM): you will die
Dies Amaritudini (2:14:37 PM): LOL
severidedr (2:14:38 PM): multiple times then
severidedr (2:14:43 PM): fix it
severidedr (2:14:43 PM): now
Dies Amaritudini (2:15:07 PM): well if you kill me I'll kill you 10 times for each time you do
severidedr (2:15:38 PM): ok
severidedr (2:15:40 PM): lets do it then
severidedr (2:15:43 PM): war right now
severidedr (2:15:44 PM): log on
severidedr (2:15:45 PM): spell up
Dies Amaritudini (2:15:46 PM): I'm scared
severidedr (2:15:49 PM): I'll meet you in dillos
severidedr (2:15:50 PM): elders
severidedr (2:15:54 PM): we doin it son
severidedr (2:15:58 PM): you know how to get in dillos
severidedr (2:21:00 PM): we doin this or what?
severidedr (2:22:47 PM): set to open
severidedr (2:22:48 PM): please
severidedr (2:22:49 PM): for this
severidedr (2:22:53 PM): so you can't report
severidedr (2:22:56 PM): if you wanna stop
severidedr (2:22:59 PM): set back to closed
severidedr (2:23:01 PM): and we will stop
severidedr (2:23:06 PM): hows that sound to ya?
Dies Amaritudini (2:26:31 PM): I'll kill you when I'm ready... but I'm gonna feel a little bit guilty killing someone whos lower than I am :-(
severidedr (2:27:54 PM): ya
severidedr (2:28:00 PM): set profile to open
severidedr (2:28:08 PM): or swear to me you won't report
severidedr (2:28:10 PM): do you swear?
Dies Amaritudini (2:28:27 PM): how old are you?
severidedr (2:28:35 PM): don't worry about it
severidedr is available (6:29:11 PM)
severidedr (6:29:26 PM): so we doin this?
severidedr (6:29:32 PM): one time out in elders
severidedr (6:29:34 PM): me and you
severidedr (6:29:41 PM): if you win we done
Dies Amaritudini (6:29:45 PM): Ok i finally decided... if you want the script you have to talk about how you dream about making out with guys and how your favorite drink is a tea made from taking a used diaper and putting it in a glass pitcher out in the sun, and you have to do it for 30 minutes straight
severidedr (6:29:50 PM): if I win unless you wanna keep goin
severidedr (6:30:00 PM): word
severidedr (6:30:02 PM): lets do it
severidedr (6:30:11 PM): where you wanna meat?
severidedr (6:30:18 PM): we'll do one round
severidedr (6:30:37 PM): and I don't wanna waste mine but have no problem if I have to
severidedr (6:30:51 PM): I will make your DR life miserable wanna do that set to open if not I'll take the warning I don't care
severidedr (6:31:16 PM): so where you wanna start this off
severidedr (6:31:20 PM): I'll give you first shot right now
severidedr (6:31:23 PM): no hiding on my part
Dies Amaritudini (6:34:08 PM): we're playing by my rules... you didn't follow your rules when you decided to get your ass kicked by Falkonis
Dies Amaritudini (6:34:13 PM): so I'm kicking your ass on my own rules now
severidedr (6:34:19 PM): ok
severidedr (6:34:21 PM): no rules
severidedr (6:34:24 PM): sounds good
severidedr (6:34:27 PM): put stance to open
severidedr (6:34:33 PM): so you can't report like a fuckin faggot ass bitch you are
severidedr is available (6:37:12 PM)
Dies Amaritudini (6:37:18 PM): are you done giving hand jobs in crossing?
severidedr (6:37:30 PM): I am in m'riss
severidedr (6:37:33 PM): where you wanna do this at?
severidedr (6:37:36 PM): I'll come to you I got a boat
Dies Amaritudini (6:37:37 PM): so you're done giving hand jobs in crossing?
severidedr (6:37:45 PM): call it what you want
severidedr (6:37:48 PM): where we doing this
severidedr (6:37:50 PM): don't matter to me
severidedr (6:38:00 PM): either place crossing m'riss theren shard
severidedr (6:38:03 PM): you just fucked up
severidedr (6:38:29 PM): or we goin in elders like a man would
severidedr (6:38:50 PM): say something you pussy
severidedr (6:39:10 PM): I'm in elders now
severidedr (6:39:51 PM): You come out of hiding.
< Moving with powerful grace, you fire a basilisk head arrow at an elder desert armadillo. An elder desert armadillo partially blocks with its plated hide. The arrow lands an earth-shaking strike that drives the basilisk head arrow under the sternum to pierce the heart.
The basilisk head arrow lodges itself savagely into the desert armadillo!
An elder desert armadillo falls over and, after a couple of spasms, is still.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]
R>
severidedr (6:39:53 PM): thats gonne be your face
severidedr (6:40:28 PM): whats up speak boy
severidedr (6:40:37 PM): don't make me make you look like the biggest bitch ever
severidedr (6:42:56 PM): listen
severidedr (6:42:57 PM): like I said
severidedr (6:43:02 PM): elders
severidedr (6:43:06 PM): I'm standing here
severidedr (6:43:09 PM): waiting for you to shoot
severidedr (6:43:15 PM): stop being a bitch you're entire adult life
severidedr (6:43:18 PM): have some balls do something
severidedr (6:43:20 PM): you fuckin faggot
severidedr (6:43:26 PM): right outside the ditch
Dies Amaritudini (6:43:35 PM): dude shut the fuck up
Dies Amaritudini (6:43:37 PM): you sound like a bitch
severidedr (6:43:44 PM): you comin or not?
severidedr (6:43:51 PM): or am I wastin training time for a pussy?
severidedr (6:44:03 PM): who won't show cause mama bewbs aren't around to hide behind?
severidedr (6:44:34 PM): you want me to shut up
severidedr (6:44:36 PM): come shut me up
severidedr (6:44:41 PM): else your name is gonna get tarnished
severidedr (6:44:44 PM): people listen to me
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Rayfe on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:16 pm

lol wtf dude ...
(1:17:57 PM) peta40oz: No man is guna tell me what to do with my puss
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Dudelick on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:21 pm

Algieon calmly says, "Wait one moment will come back and sit."
Algieon calmly says, "You hav emy word."
Algieon stands up.
Algieon searches around for a moment.
Algieon has spotted you!
From your hiding place you say, "K."
From your hiding place you say, "Say it."
Algieon gestures at you.
A thousand tiny spiders crawl out of their hiding places and begin crawling over you, trapping you in a cocoon of sticky webbing!
Algieon stands up.
Algieon closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
You recognize the spell as Harawep's Bonds.
Algieon slings a composite bow off from over his shoulder.
Algieon appears to be aiming at you with his composite bow.
> sw
[Hidisharon Desert, Dunes]

(minute later)

You reveal yourself.
You gesture at Algieon.
A thousand tiny spiders crawl out of their hiding places and begin crawling over Algieon, trapping him in a cocoon of sticky webbing.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
You turn to face Algieon.
You begin to target Algieon.
Algieon calmly says, "Nef."
Algieon topples over!
You think you have your best shot possible now.
Algieon calmly says, "I was being nice nef stop please."
You fire a basilisk head arrow at Algieon. Algieon barely blocks with a warrior's tower shield. The arrow lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that slices through the neck and sends Algieon's head flying through the air.The basilisk head arrow lodges itself savagely into Algieon!
* Algieon is slain before your eyes!
Algieon's tower shield falls to the ground.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]
You sling a hunter's longbow made of copperwood over your shoulder.
You skillfully remove the basilisk head arrow from Algieon's neck leaving the wound no worse than it was before.
Roundtime: 10 seconds.
You say, "No, you lied.."
You hear the ghostly voice of Algieon say, "Nef can you send me a bird please."
You say, "Nope."
R> You hear the ghostly voice of Algieon say, "Youre girlfriend."
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Avrii on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:30 pm

ahaha
tremulous wrote:Life's one big game of mafia to Sara.


<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Zeltaen on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:38 pm

You think you have your best shot possible now.
Algieon calmly says, "I was being nice nef stop please."


NEF YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Rajao on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:07 pm

Image
[19:58] <Silvwyn> oh man. idk wtf this is, but i think i just won the familiar jackpot
[19:58] <Silvwyn> You hold your talisman tightly and concentrate on summoning your bat.
[19:58] <Silvwyn> After a moment's silence a northern assassin bat appears and glances up at you expectantly.
[20:00] <~incarna> how is that a win
[20:00] <~incarna> it's northern
[20:00] <~incarna> your bat is therengian
[20:00] <~incarna> it'll probably report as soon as it sees something bad happen to you
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby ccmartin77 on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:09 pm

Wow....issues. That has to be so annoying on IM.

I can just imagine the twitchin fingers

yo
ENTER
you
ENTER
lets go
ENTER
bitch
ENTER
yo bitch
ENTER
You fucked up
ENTER
whore
ENTER
I like balls in my asshole
ENTER
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Drevid on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:44 pm

I had no idea he was this unstable. Hes always seemed 'normal' in IMs.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Dudelick on Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:05 pm

I'm just sad I was only on my 4th kill when he got banned
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