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Postby DumbDave on Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:55 am

long story short he told me not to kill juulmon even though I told someone I wasn't gonna yada yada yada so I shoot him twice in dillos then find him workin magics a this is what happened I don't caure if he was afk or not its trop thats my best chance

HI> l

[Island Ring Road, Lish'telga]
The road skirts the thick woods that cover the base of the volcanic mountains, snaking around palms and patches of dirdel. The slight taste of salt is carried on an occasional breeze, a subtle clue that the coast is merely out of sight but not far away. You also see a basilisk head arrow, a giant hairless polar bear that is sitting and a wooded trail blocked by fallen ash trees.
Also here: Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo who is surrounded by a shimmering shield.
Obvious paths: northeast, west.
HI> stow arrow

You come out of hiding.
You fade in for a moment as you pick up a basilisk head arrow.
You put your arrow in your black backpack.
I> hide

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
HIR>
Tropicalo stops playing his song.
HIR>
Tropicalo traces an arcane sigil in the air.
HIR>
Tropicalo holds a gold tailband engraved with a sinuous dragon grasping a cambrinth orb in both hands and closes his eyes in concentration.
HIR> aim trop

You turn to face Tropicalo.
You begin to target Tropicalo.
HI> cast trop

You reveal yourself.
You hold your breath a moment -- your attention fixed on Tropicalo.
The mana you were holding contributes to the spell.
You have difficulty manipulating the mana streams, causing the spell pattern to collapse at the last moment.
>
Tropicalo gestures.
Tropicalo's cambrinth tailband emits a loud *snap*.
The ethereal shield surrounding Tropicalo shimmers slightly.
>
Tropicalo begins to hum an off-key concerto, his skill in his craft showcased in every note.
> hide

You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
HR>
The protection of nature's canopy retreats from you.
H>
You think you have your best shot possible now.
H> snipe trop

Tropicalo notices your attempt to remain hidden while firing your composite bow!
Tropicalo discovers you, ruining your hiding place!
< Moving as one fluid extension of power, you fire a basilisk head arrow at Tropicalo. Tropicalo attempts to evade, avoiding only some of the blow. The arrow lands a heavy strike that rips open the entire left thigh as fractured bones tear through the skin's surface.
The basilisk head arrow lodges itself firmly into Tropicalo!
[You're solidly balanced with no advantage.]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]
R>
You feel fully attuned to the mana streams again.
>
You notice as a giant hairless polar bear shakes furiously for a moment.
>
Tropicalo nods.
> sneak w

You quickly slip into hiding to prepare to sneak.
You melt into the background, convinced that your attempt to hide went unobserved.
Roundtime: 1 sec.

You sneak west...

[Island Ring Road, Lish'telga]
Ferns and grasses curl up in the protective shade of a thick groups of desert ash trees. A lone palm stands apart from the clusters of ash, an outcast from a social gathering, its spine arched and bowed as if moping while its fronds droop groundwards. A growth of brittle mosses assemble at the foot of the palm, creating a small crowd to mock the lonely tree.
Obvious paths: east, west.
HR> load

You remain concealed by your surroundings, convinced that your loading went unobserved.
You reach into your backpack to load the composite bow with a basilisk head arrow.
Roundtime 6 sec.
HR> sneak e

Roundtime: 1 sec.

You sneak east...

[Island Ring Road, Lish'telga]
The road skirts the thick woods that cover the base of the volcanic mountains, snaking around palms and patches of dirdel. The slight taste of salt is carried on an occasional breeze, a subtle clue that the coast is merely out of sight but not far away. You also see a giant hairless polar bear that is sitting and a wooded trail blocked by fallen ash trees.
Also here: Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo who is surrounded by a shimmering shield.
Obvious paths: northeast, west.
HR> aim trop

You turn to face Tropicalo.
You begin to target Tropicalo.
H>
You think you have your best shot possible now.
H>
Tropicalo stops playing his song.
H> snipe trop

Tropicalo traces an arcane sigil in the air.
H>
Tropicalo discovers you, ruining your hiding place!
< Driving in with naturally fluid movements, you fire a basilisk head arrow at Tropicalo. Tropicalo attempts to dodge, stepping partly into the blow. The arrow lands a massive strike that pierces clean through the abdomen and out the back (Shiskabob!).
The basilisk head arrow lodges itself savagely into Tropicalo!
* Tropicalo was just struck down!

* Tropicalo is slain before your eyes!
Tropicalo's war mattock falls to the ground.

The shimmering ethereal shield fades from around Tropicalo.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]
R> wear bow

You sling a composite bow over your shoulder.
> l trop

You see Arcane Doombringer Tropicalo McUltra, Elemental Colossus of Elanthia, a S'Kra Mur Warrior Mage.
Tropicalo has an angular face with a flexible ridged crest which follows the shape of his skull, slitted steely grey eyes, an elegant snout and a cleft chin, grey scales with a pale silver underbelly and a long tail.
He is tall for a S'Kra Mur.
He is venerable for a S'Kra Mur.

He appears to be dead! Other than that...

He has a severely swollen and deeply bruised right arm with odd protrusions under the skin compounded by a broken right arm with gaping holes, a severely swollen and deeply bruised left leg with odd protrusions under the skin compounded by deep slashes across the left leg, a severely swollen and deeply bruised right hand with odd protrusions under the skin compounded by a broken right hand with gaping holes, a severely bloated and discolored abdomen appears oddly rearranged compounded by a completely destroyed abdomen with nearly all flesh and bone torn away revealing a gaping hole.

He is bleeding with widespread discoloration in the right arm, moderately from the right arm, with widespread discoloration in the left leg, lightly from the left leg, with discoloration in the right hand and moderately from the right hand.

He has a basilisk head arrow lodged savagely into his abdomen, a basilisk head arrow lodged firmly into his left leg.

He is wearing a chain balaclava, some dark bronze gauntlets, an onyx ring, a heavy arzumos hide cloak stitched with intricate silver sigils, a crocodile-skin buckler, some enameled elbow spikes, a black leather hand-tooled highwayman's belt, some steel-toed footwraps with silver buckles, some polished steel knuckles, a brass parry stick spiraled like a unicorn horn, a pure white wand belt, an elegant spidersilk traveler's backpack, some iron knee spikes, a shadowy black mage's robe shot through with silver and red threads, a warrior mage's red eyepatch engraved with the image of a fire ball, an onyx ring, a canvas sack, a gold ring and a platinum kyanite gwethdesuan.
Vanmar says, "So Ternith is hidden southwest."
Vanmar says, "I've requested many times to never have further interaction with him."
Vanmar says, "But he keeps following and harassing me."
Vanmar says, "I've tried to warn him but he is still so persistant. Someone has to do something--he is really disrupting my game play and scaring me."
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Zeltaen on Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:57 am

he must have gained at least 20 evasion since he bought trop
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Tyrun on Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:08 am

Ganked.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Phii on Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:04 am

To clarify, Algieon = Severide = Ternith. Aka, watch your bones man.

<Algieon> trop won't even fight me now he knows I can shoot his face
<Algieon> what a faggot man srsly
<Algieon> someone hack his account and reroll trop
<Tyrun> bad idea.
<Tyrun> take off your bad idea jeans.
<Algieon> lol
<Algieon> I have no clean good idea jeans
<Tyrun> Do you have any jeans that won't get you banned?
<Algieon> possibly
<Tyrun> Wear those sir.
<Tyrun> THE WALLS HAVE EARS.
<Tyrun> WHO IS THIS
<Tyrun> PRANK CALLER
<Tyrun> PRANK CALLER
<+Phii> lolol
<+Phii> Wasn't that vanmar's exact idea
<+Phii> HACK HIS ACCOUNT
<+Phii> REROLL HIM
<+Phii> God who did he try to do that to?
<Algieon> me
<Algieon> actually
<Algieon> terniths account
<+Phii> ahaha
<+Phii> that makes it funnier
<+Phii> possibly only to me but that's alright
<Algieon> I will stab you in the liver phii
<Algieon> so help me god
<Comfrin> i'd almost be willing to never play again to hack/reroll some people
<Algieon> with a rusy screw driver
<+Phii> are you going to drill my bones next?
<Tyrun> LOL no
<Tyrun> I was thinking it all, Erin.
<Algieon> yes
<+Phii> ahaha
<Tyrun> hahahaha
<Tyrun> that would be a fucking funny twist of fate
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby TheMan on Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:04 am

Not for nothin but AFK kills are lame.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Avrii on Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:48 am

lol how long until algieon is ruined too?

truly classy destroying juulman and then backing out of buying him
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby DumbDave on Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:52 am

truly classy spending your life posting on SC and looking up old threads truly classy.
Vanmar says, "So Ternith is hidden southwest."
Vanmar says, "I've requested many times to never have further interaction with him."
Vanmar says, "But he keeps following and harassing me."
Vanmar says, "I've tried to warn him but he is still so persistant. Someone has to do something--he is really disrupting my game play and scaring me."
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Tcool13 on Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:10 am

Severide wrote:truly classy spending your life posting on SC and looking up old threads truly classy.

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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Avrii on Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:26 am

Severide wrote:truly classy spending your life posting on SC and looking up old threads truly classy.


it is pretty cool to have a job that allows me to browse the internet and do what i want, although i don't expect you to understand that while you waste away sucking money off the government

first ternith, then juulman, i am eager to see what you do to algieon

STAY CLASSY SEVERIDE
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Cougartata on Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:13 pm

What a tool
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Morkim on Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:51 pm

TheMan wrote:AFK kills are lame.
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Dametri GOD DAMN IT
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby AJizzle on Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:46 pm

Severide is a joke. A dumb joke.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Khras on Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:03 pm

kills dont mean shit if you bought the char that's doing the killing.
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby superturboninja on Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:06 pm

anyone else find it funny that new trop is scripting pm/harn/arcana?
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Re: Trops bitch ass

Postby Rajao on Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:26 pm

:psyduck:
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