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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Honree on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:25 pm

Tyrun wrote:He's mouthy, he doesn't back down, and he's been a standup guy out in the hunting grounds. I've got no beef, and I will field assassination attempts with equal candor.


that part is a lie as seen here:
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The thicket viper closes to melee range on you!
R>
A giant thicket viper hisses and spits a stream of venom at your face with amazing accuracy!  You twist out of harm's way as the viper's poison is completely deflected by your buckler!
[You're solidly balanced with no advantage.]
R> [vbow]: ret

You retreat back to pole range.
> [vbow]: aim

You begin to target a giant thicket viper.
> [vbow]: ret

You retreat from combat.
>
Driving in with naturally fluid movements, a giant thicket viper coils up and strikes suddenly at a piruati serpent.  A piruati serpent attempts to dodge, avoiding only some of the blow.  The fangs lands a strong hit that lightly bruises its side with an attack which fails to pierce the skin, lightly stunning it! 
> [vbow]: ret

You are already as far away as you can get!
> [vbow]: ret

You are already as far away as you can get!
> [vbow]: ret

You are already as far away as you can get!
>
Jeincains leaps from hiding and ambushes you, completely surprising you.
* Moving in with powerful grace, Jeincains steps backward and then slices at you.  You barely fail to block with crocodile-skin buckler.  The broadsword lands an extremely heavy hit that rips the left leg from the hip socket, making a wet popping sound, lightly stunning you.[You're very beat up, very badly balanced with opponent dominating.]
!S>

and here:

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!PR>
As Fraethis recites an arcane phrase, his wounds are miraculously healed.
!P>
You feel a slight twinge in your insides.
!P>
Fraethis approaches you and touches you.
Your left leg tingles for a moment, then suddenly feels a bit better.  The Empath looks a bit pale.
[Your debt to Therengia has been increased by 157 Lirums.]
Roundtime:  1 seconds.
PR> health

Your body feels extremely beat up.
Your spirit feels full of life.
You have cuts and bruises about the right arm, some minor abrasions to the right leg, minor swelling and bruising around the left leg, some minor abrasions to the right hand, cuts and bruises about the left hand, minor swelling and bruising in the chest area, minor swelling and bruising in the abdomen, some minor swelling and bruising around the left eye, some minor twitching.
You have a dangerously strong internal poison.
PR>
As Fraethis recites an arcane phrase, his wounds are miraculously healed.
P>
Fraethis approaches you and touches you.
Your left hand tingles for a moment, then suddenly feels a bit better.  The Empath looks a bit pale.
[Your debt to Therengia has been increased by 142 Lirums.]
Roundtime:  1 seconds.
PR>
You feel a sharp pain in your insides, as if someone were stabbing you with hot needles.
P>
As Fraethis recites an arcane phrase, his wounds are miraculously healed.
P>
Jeincains leaps from hiding and ambushes you, completely surprising you.
* With the speed and temerity of a swooping falcon, Jeincains sweeps a broadsword at you.  You fail to block with a crocodile-skin buckler.  The broadsword lands an extremely heavy hit that rips the left leg from the hip socket, making a wet popping sound, lightly stunning you.[You're near death, extremely imbalanced with opponent dominating.]
!SP>
Jeincains retreats from you.
!SP>
Jeincains retreats from you.
!SP>
Fraethis approaches you and touches you.
You feel a warm tingling sensation for a moment, then a faint grimace crosses the Empath's face.
[Your debt to Therengia has been increased by 198 Lirums.]
Roundtime:  5 seconds.
!PR>
Jeincains nods.
!PR> 'hah

You say, "hah"
!PR>
Jeincains sheathes his broadsword.
!P>
Jeincains moves into a position to dodge.
[You're smashed up, extremely imbalanced with opponent dominating.]
!P>
As Fraethis recites an arcane phrase, his wounds are miraculously healed.
!P>
Jeincains says, "I feel better now"
!P>
You feel a slight twinge in your insides.
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Avrii on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:28 pm

Yeah he jumped me while hunting too but w/e
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Honree on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:30 pm

I'm pvp open so w/e, but it's still weaksauce. At least he didn't kill me.
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Avrii on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:32 pm

I was more amused at the fact that he traveled all the way to P5 just to gank an empath like 25ish circles lower than him than anything
tremulous wrote:Life's one big game of mafia to Sara.


<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Yuoree on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:32 pm

Arwinia wrote:I was more amused at the fact that he traveled all the way to P5 just to gank an empath like 25ish circles lower than him than anything

You came to P5?

And Jeinceins was here and I missed my chance to kill that annoying fucker? Ugh.
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Avrii on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:46 pm

Yuoree wrote:
Arwinia wrote:I was more amused at the fact that he traveled all the way to P5 just to gank an empath like 25ish circles lower than him than anything

You came to P5?

And Jeinceins was here and I missed my chance to kill that annoying fucker? Ugh.


I was babysitting my warrior mage in bloodvines
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby JeincainsDR on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:21 pm

RevolutionaryD wrote:I'm pvp open so w/e, but it's still weaksauce. At least he didn't kill me.


Wasnt plannin on it. Ya ran ur mouth tho, so I took a leg bitch.


Arwinia wrote:Yeah he jumped me while hunting too but w/e


Ya attackd me twice an killed me while I was immobolized, slept, jus got rez'd and had no armor on. Your a pain in the ass to find, so I did what I had to do when I found you. Shame ur stance is guarded. Had it been Open Ida waited for a better time.

Yuoree wrote:
Arwinia wrote:I was more amused at the fact that he traveled all the way to P5 just to gank an empath like 25ish circles lower than him than anything

You came to P5?

And Jeinceins was here and I missed my chance to kill that annoying fucker? Ugh.


Looks like I got sumthan to do.

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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Avrii on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:49 pm

meh, nbd
tremulous wrote:Life's one big game of mafia to Sara.


<Overlord_45> look i can pay enough attention to the characters to recognize that it's really fucking funny for certain characters to take the actions that they've chosen to take in this game and also want to replace my eyes with my testicles to see if the Nadugan will awaken the power to truly purge my memory of ever watching this
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby InsaneElvenArcanist on Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:10 pm

JeincainsDR wrote:Image


All I can think of when I read jencains posts.
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby HemoDynamicMonitor on Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:58 am

Chek wrote:Wow man, good thing you bought a somewhat non-crappy character. Otherwise that sure would have been rough!

I hope you lose snipe and cry over your money wasted.

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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Lemoncake on Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:18 am

WTF? Two month old post rez for a fucking smilie?
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby poppyseed cake on Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:22 am

HemoDynamicMonitor knows better :(
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby Mord on Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:38 am

It could be malfunctioning. :cry:
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Re: 1vs3 unprepared for the consequences

Postby AJizzle on Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:33 pm

HemoDynamicMonitor is pointing out that Chek is a prophet.
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